never been able to parse mia's tone to my satisfaction when she says "wow, he's really interesting."
― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Monday, 3 February 2014 03:18 (ten years ago) link
mostly what shifted for me is, you realize how unlike woody allen the woody allen character is: all you can see of him beyond the patter is in landau.
― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Sunday, February 2, 2014 9:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The first time I saw C&M I thought the Allen half of it was about a loveable neurotic losing out to a jerk. But the more attention I paid, I realized Allen's character is not really all that loveable - he's resentful and venal and selfish, and I think there's a suggestion that what separates him from the other two main male characters may be more that he is a loser and unattractive than any personal virtues. I feel like there's a blogosphere term now for this sort of "nice guy" who isn't actually nice at all, but I can't think of it. That only made me like the film more, but it also makes it even more dark and cynical, and the psychology of it in light of what may have been going on in his life at the time is certainly interesting, if sickening at the same time.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 February 2014 03:31 (ten years ago) link
That term is "nice guy" ftr.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 3 February 2014 03:40 (ten years ago) link
to C&M's credit Alan Alda gets space to show his intelligence, his affection for his family; it's clear he loves his sister, and we learn at the end he paid for his niece's wedding no questions asked.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 February 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link
(I did get in a fight with a college professor who insisted the movie's triumph was to endorse Cliff's pov about his bro in law: that the latter embodies the values of a sick society or whatever)
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 February 2014 03:43 (ten years ago) link
yeah 'nice guy syndrome', here's a thing on it (though apparently the tumblr shut down!) - http://gawker.com/5969878/nice-guys-of-ok-cupid-are-not-really
― balls, Monday, 3 February 2014 03:46 (ten years ago) link
fedoras of okcupid was a spinoff tumblr but apparently it got shut down also
― balls, Monday, 3 February 2014 03:48 (ten years ago) link
that's because those things aren't fedoras
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 February 2014 03:55 (ten years ago) link
alda's lines about "the real world" parallel jerry orbach's, so allen's toxic waste documentaries and professions of disinterest in fame in some ways parallel the hypocrisy of landau calling his mobby brother up to the house to talk about his problem and acting like killing (or even threatening) is out of the question.
― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Monday, 3 February 2014 04:09 (ten years ago) link
ooh, nice observation.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 February 2014 04:13 (ten years ago) link
Yes, I do think that's significant. That's one of the interesting things in WA's movies: the "ethical" schema is much more complicated than it appears prima facie. And there's an interesting thesis to be made that WA often identifies more with the "bad guy" in his films, as opposed to the represented/ articulated/ implied moral conscience (a voice that's still "part" of him, but ultimately detached/ alienated).
― drash, Monday, 3 February 2014 04:17 (ten years ago) link
nice posts, have always wondered if there was something wrong with me for not thinking C&M was amazing, it was just kinda 'there' to me, guess i should watch it again sometime
― Hungry4Ass, Monday, 3 February 2014 04:30 (ten years ago) link
so allen's toxic waste documentaries and professions of disinterest in fame in some ways parallel the hypocrisy of landau calling his mobby brother up to the house to talk about his problem and acting like killing (or even threatening) is out of the question.
Good point. This was very striking in C&M: in a way, Landau's brother seems the most reliable POV in this film (more than the clueless naive Pollyanna blind ophthalmologist Landau confided in). The Jerry Orbach character is certainly the only one who witnesses and recognizes the depths of Landau's hypocrisy (who attacks his brother/ the hired assassin for their heartlessness, with ridiculous sanctimony, even after he himself ordered his mistress's assassination). This is one of the (understated) things I most admired in C&M.
But that this may reflect WA's self-insight or self-lucidity or self-knowledge is no excuse AT ALL. On the contrary.
― drash, Monday, 3 February 2014 04:32 (ten years ago) link
you mean sam waterston the blind rabbi? i dunno if he's a clueless naif. he believes in god which i guess the movie doesn't but he's the guy who tells martin landau not to kill his mistress. you probably shouldn't kill your mistress.
― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Monday, 3 February 2014 04:36 (ten years ago) link
unlike landau's father at seder he doesn't even say that god will punish, i think; may be wrong. he just says "without the law it's all darkness".
― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Monday, 3 February 2014 04:37 (ten years ago) link
goddamnit it's such a great film though, the only one I would regret never seeing again
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 February 2014 04:41 (ten years ago) link
you mean sam waterston the blind rabbi? i dunno if he's a clueless naif.
You're right, I don't mean him per se-- but he's certainly naive re his knowledge (given what Landau reveals to him, versus Landau's brother). Landau *can't* confide in him after a certain point-- limits that are to Waterston's credit, but they are limits nevertheless.
I do think he's highly regarded by the movie (by the logical/ philosophical POV of the film, just as the suicidal philosopher is)... and yet in the end, it's suggested, he's a clueless sucker (not only with respect to Landau, but the movie also suggests, maybe, philosophically, cosmically). Maybe not. He's blind but "happy" at the end there (his daughter's wedding)-- maybe a more authentic happiness than Landau's? or is it equivalent?.
But between him and Landau's brother... where does the film's final (ultimate, unsentimental) POV lie?
Certainly Alda is victorious over Allen's character-- though their respective ethical merits (compared to Landau vs. Waterston) are much more dubious. The film obviously has some kind of point to make about "endings"-- happy endings, or not-- Hollywood endings, and real life endings. It's a credit to the movie that whatever the moral is, isn't a simple one.
But now all of that-- artistically interesting though it might be (in movies which I'm very fond of)-- seems like part of WA's own ethical rationalizations/ evasions.
― drash, Monday, 3 February 2014 05:00 (ten years ago) link
One of the better filmed moments in Allen's filmography takes place in C&M when the camera follows Landau and Orbach into the guest cottage for their scotch, quietly taking in the pool, the acreage, the unused instruments of wealth and privilege.
As for Landau, to me he's ACTING like a naif, which is why Orbach loses his patience with him.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 February 2014 12:54 (ten years ago) link
plz move aesthetic discussions to the non-torch-bearing villagers Allen thread
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 February 2014 13:35 (ten years ago) link
Go fuck youself
― avant gardener (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 February 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link
You're such an arrogant little shit
if i could, i'd never leave the house
xp
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 February 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link
Like seriously I'm not a serious movie watcher & really don't know shit about cinema but I like lurking on movie threads and I never see you post anything actually will written or interesting or insightful about film you just basically act like a dick about other ppl's taste and bemoan how young and uncultured everyone is
― avant gardener (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 February 2014 13:42 (ten years ago) link
But holy fucking shit @ anyone in this thread being a rape/paedo apologist about this. Disgusted.
I'm not crazy about everything Morbs and Shakey are saying but it's pretty obvious that this is not what they're saying.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 3 February 2014 14:37 (ten years ago) link
"The second reason it’s okay if I’m wrong is that I’m probably not wrong. It’s much more likely that I’m right. Because I am not on Woody Allen’s jury, I can be swayed by the fact that sexual violence is incredibly, horrifically common, much more common than it is for women to make up stories about sexual violence in pursuit of their own petty, vindictive need to destroy a great man’s reputation. We are in the midst of an ongoing, quiet epidemic of sexual violence, now as always. We are not in the midst of an epidemic of false rape charges, and that fact is important here. All things being equal, it’s more likely that the man who has spent a lifetime and a cinematic career walking the line of pedophilia (to put it mildly); all things being equal, the explanation that doesn’t require you to imagine a conspiracy of angry women telling lies for no reason is probably the right one. "
^^love this so much
― avant gardener (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 February 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, ditto. That whole piece was extremely otm.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 3 February 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link
hey, human garbage Michael Wolff has a piece in the Guardian that i'm not linking to about how this is all "media spin"
― Murgatroid, Monday, 3 February 2014 15:49 (ten years ago) link
Ew
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 3 February 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link
It's not as bad as Wolff"s piece but I thought Moore's article wasn't great either.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 3 February 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link
Sully talks: http://dish.andrewsullivan.com/2014/02/03/debating-woody-allen-on-super-bowl-sunday-ctd/
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link
I see that sully is against child abuse, too. As am I.
― Aimless, Monday, 3 February 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link
Really starting to get IA seeing this Weide "defense" cited over and over again. It basically just leaves out all of the bad facts for Allen.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:16 (ten years ago) link
I'm so angry because even considering Dylan stated her independence (she is married women, she probably has a career, she changed her name), some media still treat her like a seven year old who could only think under the influence of what would be a pyscho-angry-brainwashing mother.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 3 February 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link
yeah it's a pretty thorough brainwashing job on mia's part, she should work for covert ops in the cia or something
― avant gardener (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:19 (ten years ago) link
I think it's perfectly defensible to be a little cynical about the way this story has been broken and to regard Allen as a monster who needs to be punished for his depravity. It is a sad situation all around, and it has been put in gear by the bent inquiry first time around
― Battles, "Atlas" 29 Carly Rae Jepsen, "Call Me Maybe" 14 (imago), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link
I have a strange hunch that, of the people who are furiously debating the testimony and evidence in this case over the internet, roughly 95% would almost rather do anything than serve on a real jury. Like I say, it's only a hunch.
― Aimless, Monday, 3 February 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link
To bring it back to the "nice guy syndrome" thing, I think a lot of "nice guys" who also fancy themselves intellectual are deeply invested in Allen's on-screen persona as a validation of their own personae. I think that explains some of the ostrichishness of the defenses.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link
fuck that i'd love to be on jury duty. i've never been called. dunno why not.
― goole, Monday, 3 February 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link
i think woody allen is such a hero to many people who are fans of cinema (like at kubrick/scorsese/hitchcock levels), they're willing to go places they wouldn't go for (idk) victor salva.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link
I am pretty much resigned to the fact that I will never be on a jury
― lunchtime tiara (DJP), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:28 (ten years ago) link
If you said that during jury selection, a lawyer from one side or the other would use a preemptory challenge on you in a heartbeat, goole.
― Aimless, Monday, 3 February 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link
I don't think Woody Allen's onscreen depiction is best described as a "nice guy."
― Mordy , Monday, 3 February 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link
I think the typical ''nice guy'', the likes we see on Ok Cupid and mocking tumblr, don't have that level of self mockery and self loathing that Allen had about himself (up to a certain point in his career), or perhaps I have completely misread the trope or Allen himself.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 3 February 2014 18:30 (ten years ago) link
Well, many people want special congratulations for being "impartial" and separating "life" and "art."
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:30 (ten years ago) link
jury duty, like power, should only go to those who don't want it~
― brownie, Monday, 3 February 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link
A friend of mine just compared Woody Allen to Louis-Ferdinand Céline, 'they may be horrible people but I'll continue enjoying their work'.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 3 February 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link
well thankfully for the local court system should they ever avail themselves, i'm not a dumbass, aimless
― goole, Monday, 3 February 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
It's not uh quite the same thing, but the last time I saw so many people on FB citing Leni Riefenstahl was after the release of Zero Dark Thirty
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:36 (ten years ago) link
― Mordy , Monday, 3 February 2014 18:29 (5 minutes ago) Permalink
ok, maybe "intellectual nebbish" is more appropriate
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:36 (ten years ago) link
Zero Dark Thirty is a much better (tho obv still flawed) analogue to Riefenstahl than this. Unless you believe that Woody's movies are a covert attempt to propagandize an ideological position he has about molesting young children.
― Mordy , Monday, 3 February 2014 18:37 (ten years ago) link