pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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awesome work all around, loved reading

Spottie, Thursday, 30 January 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link

I enjoy selling Fleetwood Mac records to teenagers. I really do.

grandavis, Thursday, 30 January 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link

If this music excites you, you're already dead.

Evan, Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link

87. The National - “Pink Rabbits” (4AD)
The link on Pitchfork is to a song by The National called “Sea Of Love” so I'll just listen to that.... We may never know what “Pink Rabbits” sounds like but if “Sea Of Love” is any indication, we will never know what “Pink Rabbits” sounds like.

a chance to cross is a chance to score (anonanon), Friday, 31 January 2014 02:02 (ten years ago) link

Lol but pink rabbits is a great track.

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 31 January 2014 02:14 (ten years ago) link

Haha xp so good

Spottie, Friday, 31 January 2014 03:20 (ten years ago) link

And theoretically I like the IDEA of genre-smashing superheroes like M.I.A. And Santigold, but for some reason I hear their stuff and when it's done it's gone. Right out of my head. Like a bird. Like a bird that knows Diplo.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 January 2014 03:24 (ten years ago) link

glad you liked it, you guyz! hugz & kissez! your pal, SS

scott seward, Friday, 31 January 2014 18:02 (ten years ago) link

post more often please

Murgatroid, Friday, 31 January 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link

You certainly helped articulate my feelings towards mbv in a way that I never quite could: I am definitely a fan of the old stuff. When the new album came out, I was happy for even bigger fans in the way that you are happy for a relative who gets a promotion or a friend who posts pictures on Facebook of them finishing some sort of charity road race. Good for you!

Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Friday, 31 January 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link

it was so nice to have kevin $hields back, i welcomed him

some dude, Friday, 31 January 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link

ahaha

i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 31 January 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link

lol

balls, Friday, 31 January 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link

“I Love My Dad” finds Kozelek possibly outing himself as a recovering alcoholic (“I’ll have an O’Doul’s and my friend here will have a Guinness”) and a victim of child abuse, but it's otherwise quotably hilarious, detailing a relationship with his father where valuable life lessons are imparted through both Iron Mike-style beatdowns and Edgar Winter records.

If this wasn't glib enough, there's also a YouTube link to the Tyson/Spain fight underneath "Iron Mike-style beatdowns" in case you felt like investigating Kozelek's abuse metaphor further.

da croupier, Monday, 3 February 2014 23:33 (ten years ago) link

skot otm

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 00:07 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

a solo strikes down out [of] nowhere like a cartoon lightning bolt

but nothing here feels as unhinged as the borealis chaos of at the end of "Northern Lights"

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 24 February 2014 12:15 (ten years ago) link

you missed the craziest part of the review which was the microwaved banana metaphor

pearly-dewdrops' bops (monotony), Monday, 24 February 2014 12:19 (ten years ago) link

i kind of liked that

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 24 February 2014 12:24 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"this album is an epic of of modest proportions"

who needs editors?

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 10:35 (ten years ago) link

Of Modest is the name of my dog

, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 10:38 (ten years ago) link

see i can imagine what an "epic of of modest proportions" might be. sort of like chamber music.

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 10:43 (ten years ago) link

can't wait for the next minor copyediting error to appear on the website so you can bump this thread again. it really is an endless giddy thrill

trying to emulate Kirk Cobain with a shrill, shouting voice (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 11:10 (ten years ago) link

oh wait "of of" is the complaint? wow.

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 11:20 (ten years ago) link

RIP journalism

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 11:40 (ten years ago) link

"this album is an epic of of montreal proportions"

, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 11:42 (ten years ago) link

that wasn't the only minor copywriting error today, either, just the most adorable

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 12:03 (ten years ago) link

"an epic of modest proportions"

less like the Siege of Troy than the Assault on Precinct 13

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 13:37 (ten years ago) link

this album is an epic of modest mouse proportions

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 14:06 (ten years ago) link

this daily spot-the-typo game is a nice warm-up to the ny times crossword puzzle. thanks pitchfork!

"and an example [of] what makes Elbow, at its least potent, so subtly unsubtle."

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 March 2014 09:14 (ten years ago) link

That's a horribly written review from start to finish

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 13 March 2014 09:18 (ten years ago) link

"an effortlessly leaden exhibition of glum triumphalism"

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 March 2014 09:37 (ten years ago) link

Why are you up so early

, Thursday, 13 March 2014 09:38 (ten years ago) link

got excellent news yesterday afternoon and was too wired to sleep

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 March 2014 09:43 (ten years ago) link

Congratulations on being appointed as P4k's new copy editor :)

, Thursday, 13 March 2014 09:44 (ten years ago) link

you missed the best one: "a discrete if uninentional reimagining of Blur’s 'Tender'"

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 13 March 2014 09:46 (ten years ago) link

that's a beauty!

if i copy-edited for them 龜 there'd never ever ever be a single mistake ever, i'm sure

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 March 2014 09:52 (ten years ago) link

I have no idea how this Jas0n HeIIer guy gets work. He is consistently terrible.

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Thursday, 13 March 2014 10:32 (ten years ago) link

read other things by heller that seem okay. help your bros edit, pfork. you can do it

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 March 2014 14:14 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://pitchfork.com/news/54930-pitchfork-launches-nightcap-series/

This June, Pitchfork is launching Nightcap, a series of late night shows across the United States.

It starts at 10 PM. Get it? It's a show, but it starts kinda late!! Isn't that really interesting??

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

don't they know about noise ordinances!

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link

that's not even that late for a show

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link

oohhh things are gonna get a little blue at that hour i bet

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link

More like night crap.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link

I am seriously confused by this entire thing since a) as CAD said that is really not that late for a show b) what is the appeal of having a show start kind of late?

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

"starts at 10pm" means the headliner goes on at 1 am in my experience so that's pretty late
appeal to the venue would be they can rent out the space and make money
jim beam gets a ton of exposure
all the shows are in major cities where 1 am start is not ridic
seems pretty straightforward

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link

does everyone that goes to these shows get commemorative caps?

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

everyone gets commemorative mustaches

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link

So they'll film some shows? I don't see any reason to mock this. Yeah so it's not very late, what idiots gawd!

Though honestly they didn't really explain this very well. Is there a concept/gimmick to it beyond recording live performances?

Evan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link

Pitchfork presents: Youtube.

Evan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

Oh wait they're throwing shows. So they're just booking bands?

Evan, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link


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