But I have never in my whole career made a real pass at one of my colleagues or, I think, been flirtatious to the point of making someone seriously worried about my attention. Even when I was single.
Why has this guy not been arrested already?
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 January 2014 10:05 (ten years ago) link
What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. I love songs. I sing them in the shower sometimes. They can be poignant or cheery or angry and they can have catchy and satisfying melodies. There’s nothing wrong with songs.
Very long new board description
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 30 January 2014 10:34 (ten years ago) link
All songs – all of them, every single one, that is to say 100 per cent – must have a four-four time signature.
That's Burt Bacharach put in his place then.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 January 2014 10:45 (ten years ago) link
Songs are great. I love songs. I sing them in the shower sometimes. They can be poignant or cheery or angry and they can have catchy and satisfying melodies.
RUSSELL @ KFC.EDU
― wilful brony (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 January 2014 12:20 (ten years ago) link
Oh, jeez, Russell Smith. He was a promising novelist that never lived up to the promise, then became Canada's most cringeworthy columnist. He's also a jerk and a snob, but that's getting ad-hominem.
― is olympic hamsterwheel a thing? (staggerlee), Friday, 31 January 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link
thu/fri
Who In the World Is Camero...Albums That Time ForgotBlock & TackleExpert Witness
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Saturday, 1 February 2014 03:04 (ten years ago) link
forgot i screencapped this
https://31.media.tumblr.com/0d40d8336fd30bab7c6f86f685b0ae43/tumblr_mwsquzE5kM1qzb8z0o1_400.png
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 February 2014 03:45 (ten years ago) link
dig that up for the woody allen thread?
― scott c-word (some dude), Sunday, 2 February 2014 03:49 (ten years ago) link
just a coincidence but i sincerely await the avc column title about it
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Sunday, 2 February 2014 04:03 (ten years ago) link
Are these the 500 worst pieces of music writing ever?
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/schmidtt/rolling_stones_500_worst_reviews_of_all_time__work_in_progress_/1/
― davey, Thursday, 20 February 2014 08:42 (ten years ago) link
unfortunately some of them are still seared into my brain
One would assume that anyone wanting to criticise old music criticism, ripped out of its original time and context, should be able to tell the difference between verbs transitive and intransitive.
The writing about "the 500 worst pieces of music writing ever" is one of the worst pieces of music writing ever. Another lazy, entitled parasite who only wants writing that agrees with them.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 20 February 2014 09:18 (ten years ago) link
http://corpus.byu.edu/coca/x3.asp?xx=1&w11=seared&w12=into&r=
― bamcquern, Thursday, 20 February 2014 09:57 (ten years ago) link
What this guy really hates isn't the general standard of Rolling Stone reviews. He hates himself because if he was any good as a writer, Rolling Stone would have given him a job, and THAT'S what's rankling him.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 20 February 2014 10:06 (ten years ago) link
That may be true but the notion that professional music writing functions as a meritocracy is laughable.
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 20 February 2014 10:50 (ten years ago) link
Even if it did, he wouldn't have got in. Does Christian Hoard owe him some money, or something?
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 20 February 2014 11:09 (ten years ago) link
True, it's a lousy enterprise but boy, that review of Curtis gets everything wrong. I always get a kick out of seeing clueless contemporary reviews of future classics.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 20 February 2014 11:12 (ten years ago) link
This is true, but if you want bad and wrongheaded music writing, then read this.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 20 February 2014 11:27 (ten years ago) link
Great on American music, clueless about European music is how I approach Bangs.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 20 February 2014 11:34 (ten years ago) link
I read this book over the weekend and I see how good a job Greil Marcus did of getting LB’s genuinely great writing into the first anthology. “Great on American music”? Have a look at his article about Wet Willie.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 20 February 2014 11:40 (ten years ago) link
Greil "when I said 'what is this shit' I actually meant..." Marcus.
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 February 2014 11:54 (ten years ago) link
lol @ their argument against my weeknd review. SORRY YOUR CRYBABY DRUGGO SEXIST MAKES AWFUL MUSIC THAT CAN BE DEMOLISHED SUCCINCTLY. editing: maybe abel should try it sometime
― maura, Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:19 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, well no one is forcing you to listen to this thing in one sitting.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:26 (ten years ago) link
Hardly think that makes a difference. A lot of his songs don't justify their length.
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 20 February 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link
This guy really hates xhuxk
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 February 2014 18:16 (ten years ago) link
This guy hates everybody. You have to worry about anyone who can write 500+ angry entries without any jokes.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 20 February 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 20 February 2014 09:18 (9 hours ago) Permalink
OTM. I actually kind of enjoy what another poster upthread called "clueless" reviews of "future classics. It's refreshing to see that someone listening to a "classic" record with fresh ears, at the time, might have come to a different conclusion about it, even if I don't agree with that conclusion. And sometimes there are nuggets of honest truth in them that get kind of buried in all the worshipfulness that comes later, e.g. the bit about Hendrix's lyrics being pretty banal. That's often true.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 February 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link
It IS fun to have an archive of notable initial reactions from RS to scroll back through.
― Evan, Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link
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Nah, was just quoting the writer's witty retort to Maura's review.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:34 (ten years ago) link
Aah I see, my bad. Didn't actually read past the first 3 or 4. The idea of 500 petty and vindictive reviews of other people's reviews depresses me in ways that I don't understand.
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 20 February 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link
there's the new board description
― we sold our Solsta for Rock'n'Roll (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 February 2014 22:53 (ten years ago) link
The idea of 500 petty and vindictive reviews of other people's reviews depresses me in ways that I don't understand
depresses me in ways i understand completely. it's fucking depressing, for one thing. might be worth a glance if the takedowns were funny, but they're not - just reams of whiney bullshit about nothing.
― contenderizer, Friday, 21 February 2014 06:36 (ten years ago) link
i don't know why you gotta drag whiney into this.
― eric banana (s.clover), Friday, 21 February 2014 06:55 (ten years ago) link
contenderizer otm
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Friday, 21 February 2014 07:43 (ten years ago) link
Speaking of Rolling Stone, this seemed to get a lot of people into a tizzy: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/berghain-the-secretive-sex-fueled-world-of-technos-coolest-club-20140206
― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 21 February 2014 08:03 (ten years ago) link
using the descriptor "emo" as a test case I think we still have at least five years before the kind of ppl who comment just to go DON'T CALL IT EDM accept that they're fighting a losing battle
― imago bantz and the deems context (DJ Mencap), Friday, 21 February 2014 08:11 (ten years ago) link
I think that RS article is great, taught me a lot about Berlin I didn't know.
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Friday, 21 February 2014 08:57 (ten years ago) link
HERE'S a new candidate. And it's from the editor, even.
http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/alex-turners-brits-speech-was-everything-rocknroll-is-meant-to-be
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 February 2014 12:31 (ten years ago) link
lock thread
― micah, Friday, 21 February 2014 14:04 (ten years ago) link
As I said on the Brits thread, it's a bit inelegantly put, but I do think the writer has a point.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:10 (ten years ago) link
best thing is that it never explains who the hell Alex Turner is
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:11 (ten years ago) link
that is good because 99.9% of people reading would know
― nashwan, Friday, 21 February 2014 14:13 (ten years ago) link
except... it does?
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link
(or were you looking for more than "front man of Arctic Monkeys who won the biggest music award given out by Great Britain"?)
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:35 (ten years ago) link
I don't see that sentence in the piece.
I see this: "For the frontman of the UK's biggest band"
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link
I got that from the title of the Youtube embed.
I mean, I'm not arguing that this is an amazing piece of writing or anything, just that that particular criticism seems off when the entire thesis of the piece seems to be "this dude who won an award gave a speech"
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link
whowhatwhenwherewhyhow
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link
Which is not what any of the thesis of the piece is (xp).
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link
New Yorker style required: "Recently, Alex Turner, the frontman of Arctic Monkeys, an alternative rock band from Sheffield, England, accepted an award at a ceremony held annually by the British Phonographic Industry, colloquially known as the Brits."
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link
Turner hereafter referred to as Mr Turner.
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Friday, 21 February 2014 15:03 (ten years ago) link
just the words "Arctic" and "Monkeys" appearing somewhere in the piece would have been just fine.
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Friday, 21 February 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link