RIP Justin Bieber

man in high school we'd borrow a friend's ludiomils and drink 2 beers over them and it was lights out

poke poke poke your eyes out

Bieber also gave a urine sample

Been there, done that.

http://newscrazy.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/4223c__387732-justin-bieber-pees-into-bucket.jpg

https://31.media.tumblr.com/bf79040f60478a28658dd3e7e95ae779/tumblr_mzv8c2nYIm1ru6e0oo1_400.gif

http://www.accessatlanta.com/ap/ap/crime/pop-star-justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami-area/ncykm/

Bieber and his large entourage were escorted to a closed-off section of the club. They enjoyed the dancers and ordered a large amount of bottled water, but no alcoholic beverages were sold to them, said Ricky "Disco Rick" Taylor in a statement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgc9l3wsjE

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https://d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net/m_3147076_WCrnrWXvbbah.jpg
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https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8020075264/hB53A4B7C/

god how i hate having to talk about boring shit like this at work

Cutters gonna have to up their game #decapitateforbieber

omg

http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-01-24at93039PM_zpsba628c05.png

Why does he dress like such a SPAZ? That hat perched ridiculously hovering above his head and those fucking idiotic parachute pants that make his legs look like 1ft stumps. Little shit.

^^ can't handle the swagu

Really the amazing thing is that a drunk and stoned teenage boy was arrested in Miami Beach, and he wasn't coming from Alfred's house.

concerned about his posture

http://imgur.com/UDZxBlx.jpg

Really the amazing thing is that a drunk and stoned teenage boy was arrested in Miami Beach, and he wasn't coming from Alfred's house.

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 26, 2014 3:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

concerned about his posture

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, January 26, 2014 3:42 AM

best juxtaposition

lol

Done in by zbars and wacky weed. R.I.P.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wR49QkmzYo8

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/pictures/baby-to-bad-boy-justin-biebers-life-in-photos-20140226

hi maura

this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen

http://rapdose.com/2014/03/10/justin-bieber-deposition-video

what a glorious prick, I think I love him

That's the best worst thing ever.

Amazing. He's like Joffrey Baratheon wearing a shellsuit jacket my mum had in 1992.

Ha, I can totally see him ordering someone killed and his lawyer being all "well, um, Justin, that's illegal. And you're in a filmed deposition."

Would you please look at the film that's up there?
-This is a film? This is a film?
Pause it. ... Would you please watch the television?
-You said it's a film. You said "watch the film". Is this a film?
Is there a difference between a film and something else?
-Yeee-es.

"Is it true that Usher was instrumental to your career?"
"...I think that I was detrimental to my own career"

wow what a thing

what the lawyer interviewing him seems like sleazy amateur-hour too.

so compelling. if anyone here has read 'The Instructions', i keep thinking of Boystar.

incredible

be a lawyer, man

the wink :o

"I object."

Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting off on bullying Bieber. Not at all a defence of Bieber, but the lawyer isn't exactly doing his best to keep it professional.

Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting pissed off.

Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting off on bullying Bieber. Not at all a defence of Bieber, but the lawyer isn't exactly doing his best to keep it professional.

― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Monday, March 10, 2014 1:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

biebers lawyer even more unprofessional... feel like "be a lawyer, man" could have legs as thing lawyers say ironically to each other form now on

imagine if you had the opportunity to depose bieber - youd be a fuckin smug dick too. I would relish every second of it.

these things tend to never see the light of day so its not surprising.

"guess what..guess what... I don't recall"

wow. plaintiff's lawyer seemed like a goof, but maybe he (a) was intimidated by bieber's stardom, entourage or high-priced defense counsel (although i'd think plaintiff's counsel would return to his senses once he remembers he's deposing an arrogant, empty-headed, 20 year-old dummy), (b) wasn't prepared (if you don't have materials to impeach or contradict a deponent, you're often just conducting a "discovery deposition," which can be fumbling), and/or (c) was intentionally prodding bieber for a reaction (a common tactic, to capture just those moments that bieber gave -- on videotape! -- or to assess the quality of a witness). i'm most curious about the depo-prep bieber had with his lawyer.

Biebz is now sorta filling Barry Bonds' place in the culture

i dont know if i been to australia *shrug*

i dont know katie couric you tell me
are you calling me katie couric
...no

hah he toured Australia like 3 months ago

In fairness we barely noticed he ws here either, it ws LIGHTNING FAST

he graffitied an outside wall at a hotel here, it was front page news for weeks, the mayor was absolutely disgusted with him and commanded him to perform at the mayoral christmas carols shindig at the broadwater as reparation which so did not happen.

I hope DiCaprio plays Bieber in the Scorcese biopic.

Clearly Biebz has seen Fletch about 12 times.

scorsese