“Why the f--- did you stop me?'” he asked officer Fulgencio Medina, who cornered him as he was peeling down Pine Tree Drive at 55 to 60 mph in a yellow Lamborghini, according to police report. The speed limit on that stretch of residential street is 30.
After allegedly smoking pot all day, drinking beer, clubbing, popping anti-depressants and spending some time in a recording studio, the lead-footed singer and a buddy launched the predawn race in their rented wheels early Thursday.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link
According to sources, Bieber's breath test did not show any substantive alcohol use. He blew .014 and .011, well below the legal limit. That amount is too low for authorities to suspend a license for an underage driver, although Bieber does not have a Florida license.
But authorities consider the case against Bieber to be strong. Sources said he admitted to the use of intoxicants and Bieber did not pass a roadside sobriety test.
A police officer certified as a “Drug Recognition Expert” also evaluated Bieber — and concluded he was driving under the influence of a controlled substance. And Bieber also gave a urine sample, which could net preliminary results for drugs within a couple days.
Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/23/3888078/justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami.html#storylink=cpy
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link
man in high school we'd borrow a friend's ludiomils and drink 2 beers over them and it was lights out
― second set all dead boys covers (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
poke poke poke your eyes out
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link
Bieber also gave a urine sample
Been there, done that.
http://newscrazy.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/4223c__387732-justin-bieber-pees-into-bucket.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/bf79040f60478a28658dd3e7e95ae779/tumblr_mzv8c2nYIm1ru6e0oo1_400.gif
― the late great, Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link
http://www.accessatlanta.com/ap/ap/crime/pop-star-justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami-area/ncykm/
Bieber and his large entourage were escorted to a closed-off section of the club. They enjoyed the dancers and ordered a large amount of bottled water, but no alcoholic beverages were sold to them, said Ricky "Disco Rick" Taylor in a statement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgc9l3wsjE
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link
http://cache.thisorth.at/00000/00212/188.460x325.jpghttps://d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net/m_3147076_WCrnrWXvbbah.jpghttp://data3.whicdn.com/images/19166305/thumb.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 January 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8020075264/hB53A4B7C/
― What do I think? Compensez-vous! (Michael White), Friday, 24 January 2014 23:26 (ten years ago) link
god how i hate having to talk about boring shit like this at work
― just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 23:41 (ten years ago) link
Cutters gonna have to up their game #decapitateforbieber
― gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 January 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link
omg
― one second I'm a goons, then suddenly the goons is me (some dude), Saturday, 25 January 2014 01:38 (ten years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-01-24at93039PM_zpsba628c05.png
― slam dunk, Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:31 (ten years ago) link
Why does he dress like such a SPAZ? That hat perched ridiculously hovering above his head and those fucking idiotic parachute pants that make his legs look like 1ft stumps. Little shit.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:45 (ten years ago) link
^^ can't handle the swagu
― the late great, Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:52 (ten years ago) link
Really the amazing thing is that a drunk and stoned teenage boy was arrested in Miami Beach, and he wasn't coming from Alfred's house.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 January 2014 08:33 (ten years ago) link
concerned about his posture
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 January 2014 08:42 (ten years ago) link
http://imgur.com/UDZxBlx.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 26 January 2014 15:35 (ten years ago) link
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 26, 2014 3:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, January 26, 2014 3:42 AM
best juxtaposition
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 January 2014 15:40 (ten years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 January 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link
Done in by zbars and wacky weed. R.I.P.
― bilbo bobbins (how's life), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:54 (ten years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wR49QkmzYo8
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:17 (ten years ago) link
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/pictures/baby-to-bad-boy-justin-biebers-life-in-photos-20140226
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 February 2014 23:08 (ten years ago) link
hi maura
this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen
http://rapdose.com/2014/03/10/justin-bieber-deposition-video
― some dude, Monday, 10 March 2014 12:35 (ten years ago) link
what a glorious prick, I think I love him
― ogmor, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:27 (ten years ago) link
That's the best worst thing ever.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:34 (ten years ago) link
Amazing. He's like Joffrey Baratheon wearing a shellsuit jacket my mum had in 1992.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link
Ha, I can totally see him ordering someone killed and his lawyer being all "well, um, Justin, that's illegal. And you're in a filmed deposition."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:52 (ten years ago) link
Would you please look at the film that's up there?-This is a film? This is a film?Pause it. ... Would you please watch the television?-You said it's a film. You said "watch the film". Is this a film?Is there a difference between a film and something else?-Yeee-es.
― how's life, Monday, 10 March 2014 13:59 (ten years ago) link
"Is it true that Usher was instrumental to your career?""...I think that I was detrimental to my own career"
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 10 March 2014 14:06 (ten years ago) link
wow what a thing
what the lawyer interviewing him seems like sleazy amateur-hour too.
― sean gramophone, Monday, 10 March 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link
so compelling. if anyone here has read 'The Instructions', i keep thinking of Boystar.
― festival culture (Jordan), Monday, 10 March 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link
incredible
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Monday, 10 March 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link
be a lawyer, man
― death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Monday, 10 March 2014 15:10 (ten years ago) link
the wink :o
― lex pretend, Monday, 10 March 2014 15:11 (ten years ago) link
"I object."
― jmm, Monday, 10 March 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting off on bullying Bieber. Not at all a defence of Bieber, but the lawyer isn't exactly doing his best to keep it professional.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Monday, 10 March 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link
Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting pissed off.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 March 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Monday, March 10, 2014 1:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
biebers lawyer even more unprofessional... feel like "be a lawyer, man" could have legs as thing lawyers say ironically to each other form now on
― AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 10 March 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
imagine if you had the opportunity to depose bieber - youd be a fuckin smug dick too. I would relish every second of it.
these things tend to never see the light of day so its not surprising.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 10 March 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link
"guess what..guess what... I don't recall"
― Fetchboy, Monday, 10 March 2014 21:38 (ten years ago) link
wow. plaintiff's lawyer seemed like a goof, but maybe he (a) was intimidated by bieber's stardom, entourage or high-priced defense counsel (although i'd think plaintiff's counsel would return to his senses once he remembers he's deposing an arrogant, empty-headed, 20 year-old dummy), (b) wasn't prepared (if you don't have materials to impeach or contradict a deponent, you're often just conducting a "discovery deposition," which can be fumbling), and/or (c) was intentionally prodding bieber for a reaction (a common tactic, to capture just those moments that bieber gave -- on videotape! -- or to assess the quality of a witness). i'm most curious about the depo-prep bieber had with his lawyer.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:39 (ten years ago) link
Biebz is now sorta filling Barry Bonds' place in the culture
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:07 (ten years ago) link
i dont know if i been to australia *shrug*
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:52 (ten years ago) link
i dont know katie couric you tell meare you calling me katie couric...no
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 03:56 (ten years ago) link
hah he toured Australia like 3 months ago
― sonderborg, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:06 (ten years ago) link
In fairness we barely noticed he ws here either, it ws LIGHTNING FAST
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:27 (ten years ago) link
he graffitied an outside wall at a hotel here, it was front page news for weeks, the mayor was absolutely disgusted with him and commanded him to perform at the mayoral christmas carols shindig at the broadwater as reparation which so did not happen.
― estela, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:35 (ten years ago) link
I hope DiCaprio plays Bieber in the Scorcese biopic.
― That's So (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 04:42 (ten years ago) link