RIP Justin Bieber

who?

Oooh you're a real tough guy aren't you

― you are kind, I am (waterface)

take it to the gay thread

no thanks

just calling out women haters when i see them

take it to the gay thread

eat my shorts

take it to the creepypasta thread

Kate McKinnon just hit the jackpot.

Missed opportunity above, because the profile says it all:

http://www.trbimg.com/img-52e148c5/turbine/sfl-justin-biebers-mug-shot-released-20140123-002/580/580x326

dying

http://i.imgur.com/9V1Pett.jpg

http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/69832-justin-bieber-wears-prison-jumpsuit-in-bond-court-after-arrest-bail-set-at-2500/1390502918_bieber_in_court.gif

“Why the f--- did you stop me?'” he asked officer Fulgencio Medina, who cornered him as he was peeling down Pine Tree Drive at 55 to 60 mph in a yellow Lamborghini, according to police report. The speed limit on that stretch of residential street is 30.

After allegedly smoking pot all day, drinking beer, clubbing, popping anti-depressants and spending some time in a recording studio, the lead-footed singer and a buddy launched the predawn race in their rented wheels early Thursday.

According to sources, Bieber's breath test did not show any substantive alcohol use. He blew .014 and .011, well below the legal limit. That amount is too low for authorities to suspend a license for an underage driver, although Bieber does not have a Florida license.

But authorities consider the case against Bieber to be strong. Sources said he admitted to the use of intoxicants and Bieber did not pass a roadside sobriety test.

A police officer certified as a “Drug Recognition Expert” also evaluated Bieber — and concluded he was driving under the influence of a controlled substance. And Bieber also gave a urine sample, which could net preliminary results for drugs within a couple days.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/23/3888078/justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami.html#storylink=cpy

man in high school we'd borrow a friend's ludiomils and drink 2 beers over them and it was lights out

poke poke poke your eyes out

Bieber also gave a urine sample

Been there, done that.

http://newscrazy.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/4223c__387732-justin-bieber-pees-into-bucket.jpg

https://31.media.tumblr.com/bf79040f60478a28658dd3e7e95ae779/tumblr_mzv8c2nYIm1ru6e0oo1_400.gif

http://www.accessatlanta.com/ap/ap/crime/pop-star-justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami-area/ncykm/

Bieber and his large entourage were escorted to a closed-off section of the club. They enjoyed the dancers and ordered a large amount of bottled water, but no alcoholic beverages were sold to them, said Ricky "Disco Rick" Taylor in a statement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgc9l3wsjE

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https://d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net/m_3147076_WCrnrWXvbbah.jpg
http://data3.whicdn.com/images/19166305/thumb.jpg

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8020075264/hB53A4B7C/

god how i hate having to talk about boring shit like this at work

Cutters gonna have to up their game #decapitateforbieber

omg

http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-01-24at93039PM_zpsba628c05.png

Why does he dress like such a SPAZ? That hat perched ridiculously hovering above his head and those fucking idiotic parachute pants that make his legs look like 1ft stumps. Little shit.

^^ can't handle the swagu

Really the amazing thing is that a drunk and stoned teenage boy was arrested in Miami Beach, and he wasn't coming from Alfred's house.

concerned about his posture

http://imgur.com/UDZxBlx.jpg

Really the amazing thing is that a drunk and stoned teenage boy was arrested in Miami Beach, and he wasn't coming from Alfred's house.

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 26, 2014 3:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

concerned about his posture

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, January 26, 2014 3:42 AM

best juxtaposition

lol

Done in by zbars and wacky weed. R.I.P.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wR49QkmzYo8

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/pictures/baby-to-bad-boy-justin-biebers-life-in-photos-20140226

hi maura

this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen

http://rapdose.com/2014/03/10/justin-bieber-deposition-video

what a glorious prick, I think I love him

That's the best worst thing ever.

Amazing. He's like Joffrey Baratheon wearing a shellsuit jacket my mum had in 1992.

Ha, I can totally see him ordering someone killed and his lawyer being all "well, um, Justin, that's illegal. And you're in a filmed deposition."

Would you please look at the film that's up there?
-This is a film? This is a film?
Pause it. ... Would you please watch the television?
-You said it's a film. You said "watch the film". Is this a film?
Is there a difference between a film and something else?
-Yeee-es.

"Is it true that Usher was instrumental to your career?"
"...I think that I was detrimental to my own career"

wow what a thing

what the lawyer interviewing him seems like sleazy amateur-hour too.

so compelling. if anyone here has read 'The Instructions', i keep thinking of Boystar.

incredible

be a lawyer, man

the wink :o

"I object."

Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting off on bullying Bieber. Not at all a defence of Bieber, but the lawyer isn't exactly doing his best to keep it professional.