RIP Justin Bieber

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The cars were speeding at about 55 to 60 mph in a 30 mph zone

lol, this is a drag race the way his shit is music

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/2jac0n5.jpg

amerie guy (sleepingbag), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:13 (ten years ago) link

Adorbs.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link

:D

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

j/k ewwwwes gross

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

more and more he looks like a lesbian

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link

lol

frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link

greatest mugshot i've ever seen

pearly-dewdrops' bops (monotony), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:23 (ten years ago) link

btw seeing 3 Justin Bieber threads on SNA made me think the guy actually died or went to jail

frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:23 (ten years ago) link

a friend likes to say "put a wimple on him and he's a nun"

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:27 (ten years ago) link

you really can't hate on this guy after a mugshot like that

frogbs, Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link

Sharon O likely doesn't realize she's a bint who got lucky via marriage

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:39 (ten years ago) link

oooooooooooo

you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link

I know I've been wondering what Sharon Osbourne thinks about all this.

charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:41 (ten years ago) link

i mean Dr M using the b word

you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link

Sharon met future husband Ozzy Osbourne at the age of 18 while working for her father, Don Arden, who managed Black Sabbath.[4] When Ozzy was fired from Black Sabbath in 1979, she took over his management from the Arden organisation[4] and then started to date Ozzy.[4] Sharon coordinated the recruitment of a technically gifted backing band (Randy Rhoads, Bob Daisley, and Lee Kerslake) for the recording of The Blizzard of Ozz and, by engaging proven songwriters, helped Ozzy launch what became a successful solo career.[4]

Yes, clearly she's the lucky one here.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link

in that we know who she is, sort of

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:57 (ten years ago) link

Oooh you're a real tough guy aren't you

you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:05 (ten years ago) link

waterface bout to meet brooklyn pavement

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link

who?

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link

Oooh you're a real tough guy aren't you

― you are kind, I am (waterface)

take it to the gay thread

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link

no thanks

you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link

just calling out women haters when i see them

you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:53 (ten years ago) link

take it to the gay thread

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link

eat my shorts

you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link

take it to the creepypasta thread

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 January 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

Kate McKinnon just hit the jackpot.

tbd (Eazy), Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link

Missed opportunity above, because the profile says it all:

http://www.trbimg.com/img-52e148c5/turbine/sfl-justin-biebers-mug-shot-released-20140123-002/580/580x326

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

dying

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/9V1Pett.jpg

StanM, Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link

“Why the f--- did you stop me?'” he asked officer Fulgencio Medina, who cornered him as he was peeling down Pine Tree Drive at 55 to 60 mph in a yellow Lamborghini, according to police report. The speed limit on that stretch of residential street is 30.

After allegedly smoking pot all day, drinking beer, clubbing, popping anti-depressants and spending some time in a recording studio, the lead-footed singer and a buddy launched the predawn race in their rented wheels early Thursday.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link

According to sources, Bieber's breath test did not show any substantive alcohol use. He blew .014 and .011, well below the legal limit. That amount is too low for authorities to suspend a license for an underage driver, although Bieber does not have a Florida license.

But authorities consider the case against Bieber to be strong. Sources said he admitted to the use of intoxicants and Bieber did not pass a roadside sobriety test.

A police officer certified as a “Drug Recognition Expert” also evaluated Bieber — and concluded he was driving under the influence of a controlled substance. And Bieber also gave a urine sample, which could net preliminary results for drugs within a couple days.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/23/3888078/justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami.html#storylink=cpy

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link

man in high school we'd borrow a friend's ludiomils and drink 2 beers over them and it was lights out

second set all dead boys covers (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link

poke poke poke your eyes out

you are kind, I am (waterface), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link

Bieber also gave a urine sample

Been there, done that.

http://newscrazy.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/4223c__387732-justin-bieber-pees-into-bucket.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link

http://www.accessatlanta.com/ap/ap/crime/pop-star-justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami-area/ncykm/

Bieber and his large entourage were escorted to a closed-off section of the club. They enjoyed the dancers and ordered a large amount of bottled water, but no alcoholic beverages were sold to them, said Ricky "Disco Rick" Taylor in a statement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgc9l3wsjE

charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link

god how i hate having to talk about boring shit like this at work

just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 23:41 (ten years ago) link

Cutters gonna have to up their game #decapitateforbieber

gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 January 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link

omg

one second I'm a goons, then suddenly the goons is me (some dude), Saturday, 25 January 2014 01:38 (ten years ago) link

Why does he dress like such a SPAZ? That hat perched ridiculously hovering above his head and those fucking idiotic parachute pants that make his legs look like 1ft stumps. Little shit.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:45 (ten years ago) link

^^ can't handle the swagu

the late great, Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:52 (ten years ago) link

Really the amazing thing is that a drunk and stoned teenage boy was arrested in Miami Beach, and he wasn't coming from Alfred's house.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 January 2014 08:33 (ten years ago) link

concerned about his posture

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 January 2014 08:42 (ten years ago) link

http://imgur.com/UDZxBlx.jpg

StanM, Sunday, 26 January 2014 15:35 (ten years ago) link


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