This is the thread where we change the word 'money' in a song lyric to 'monkey'

remove the commas and let's rock.

Oh. Wait. Never mind.

I'm going to regret posting this one.

In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your knees, knees

She ain't got no monkey
Clothes are kinda funky
And her hair is kinda wild and free

hey hey we're the monies and people say we money around

The things I do for monkey
I'll never understand
The world is just a marble
In the palm of my hand
The palm of my hand
The palm of my hand
The things I do for monkey
I'll never understand
The world is just a marble
In the palm of my hand

The things I waste my time on, I'll never understand
I used to be quite practical, but now I find I'm tactical
I scrape and scheme and struggle hard
To get myself ahead
Have no concern for anyone but me

You can't get the answers if you don't take chances - Fun, love and monkey.

Monkey's too tight to mention...

Sometimes pushing people around
Sometimes pulling out the rug
Sometimes pushing all the buttons
Sometimes pulling out the plug
It’s the power and the glory
It’s a war in paradise
It’s a cinderella story
On a tumble of the dice

Big monkey goes around the world
Big monkey take a cruise
Big monkey leave a mighty wake
Big monkey leave a bruise
Big monkey make a million dreams
Big monkey spin big deals
Big monkey make a mighty head
Big monkey spin big wheels

Sometimes building ivory towers
Sometimes knocking castles down
Sometimes building you a stairway --
Lock you underground
It’s that old-time religion
It’s the kingdom they would rule
It’s the fool on television
Getting paid to play the fool

Big monkey goes around the world
Big monkey give and take
Big monkey done a power of good
Big monkey make mistakes
Big monkey got a heavy hand
Big monkey take control
Big monkey got a mean streak
Big monkey got no soul...

Here she comes now
Say, Monkey, Monkey
Shoot 'em down
Turn around
Come on, Monkey
Hey, she give me love
And I feel all right, now
You gotta toss and turn
In the middle of the night

And I feel all right
I say, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
You make me feel
(Monkey, Monkey) so (Monkey, Monkey)
Good (Monkey, Monkey) yeah (Monkey, Monkey)
So good (Monkey, Monkey)
All right (Monkey, Monkey)
Come on (Monkey, Monkey)
All right, baby (Monkey, Monkey)
Say, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah

Wake me
Shake me
Monkey, Monkey
Shot gun
Get it done
Come on, Monkey
Don't stop cookin'
It feels so good, yeah
Hey-eey, but don't stop, now
Hey, come on, Monkey
Come on, Monkey
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Well, you make me feel
(Monkey, Monkey) so (Monkey, Monkey)
Good (Monkey, Monkey) yeah
(Monkey, Monkey) all right (Monkey, Monkey)
Come on (Monkey, Monkey)
So good (Monkey, Monkey)
All right (Monkey, Monkey)
I say, yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Oooooooooh

(Oooh, I love you Monkey, Mo, Mo, Monkey)
So good
(Oooh, I love you Monkey, Mo, Mo, Monkey)
So fine
(Oooh, I love you Monkey, Mo, Mo, Monkey)
All right
(Oooh, I love you Monkey Monkey)
Say, Monkey Monkey
Yeah (yeah)
Everybody (yeah)
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Come on
Come on

So, revive.

What's the colour of monkey?
What's the colour of monkey?
Don't tell me that you think it's green
With me you know it's red.

Me and my money
With a dream and a gun
I'm hoping my money don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my money
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did

We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor
We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen
before
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
He ran his little money fingers through yellow pages
Called up escort services and ordered some okey doke
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three money whores
'Hi! My name is Sunshine - these are my girls
Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, they'll rock your world'
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain sing about lithium
There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine
'What's up? You'd better get your ass in here boy, your money's having too
much of a good time!'

Me and my money
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my money
Don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my money
Like Billy The Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did

Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the money was high
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died
We left before encores, he couldn't sit still
Sheena was a blast baby but my money was ill
We went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty three
Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me
Or was it my money? I couldn't be sure
It's not like you'd never seen a money in rollerblades and dungarees before
Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run
That's a bad ass money boy and he's packing a gun
'My name is Rodriguez', he says with death in his eye
'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, and now your money's gonna die!'

Me and my money
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my money
We don’t wanna kill no Mexican
But we got ten itchy fingers
One thing to declare
When the money is high
You do not stare
You do not stare
You do not stare

Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican standoff here boy
huh...
And I ain’t about to run
Put your gun down boy
huh huh...
How did I get mixed up with this fucking money anyhow?

You don't have to talk all night
I'm a man who can't say no
You don't have to twist my arm
Just point me where you want to go

Take me to the action, take me to the track
Take me to a party if they're bettin' in the back
I've been working all my life, can't afford to wait
Let me call my wife so I can tell her I'll be late

I want the easy, easy monkey
Easy monkey, I could get lucky
Oh, things could go right
I want the easy, easy monkey
Easy monkey, maybe this one time
Maybe tonight

You don't have to try too hard
I don't need a song and dance
I don't need an invitation
If you've got a game of chance

Take me to the tables, take me to the fights
Run me like the numbers, roll me like the dice
When you're counting on a killing, always count me in
Talk me into losin' just as long as I can win

I want the easy, easy monkey
Easy monkey, I want the good times
Oh, I never had
I want the easy, easy monkey
Oh, I want the good life
I want it bad

Easy monkey, you say I fool myself
But better me than being a fool for someone else
I got a hot slot machine of a system ready to go...
Easy monkey, I got a one-track mind
And a good reputation laying on the line
I'll either come back a bum or a king
Baby I don't know

You don't have to start a fight
I'm a man who can't say no
If you've got a little risky business
Just point me where you want to go

Take me to the power, take me to the heat
Take me to the cleaners if it's open to the street
Something's got to pay off, something's got to break
Someone's got a fortune that they're begging me to take

I want the easy, easy monkey
Easy monkey, I could get lucky
Things could go right
I want the easy, easy monkey
Easy monkey, maybe just this time
Oh maybe tonight

Easy monkey, oh, I don't want no hard cash
I just want the easy monkey...oh...I could get lucky

You call me up, and then talk about monkeys!
You call me up and then talk about monkeys!

I don't want to hear any more about monkeys!

No romance without finance
No romance without finance

Boy, nothin' in life is free
That's why I'm askin' you what can you do for me
I've got responsibilities
So I'm lookin' for a man who's got some monkey in his hands

Monkey in my pocket but I just can't get no love
(The love I have in mind is very very hard to find...)

Well they got an apartment with deep-pile carpets
And a couple of paintings from Sears
A big water bed that they bought with the bread
They had saved for a couple of years
They started to fight when the monkey got tight
And they just didn't count on the tears