STEVE ALBINI

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I saw Shellac like a month ago. I went because Rye Coalition were opening, and if you don't know about them, ya betta axe somebody. I was thinking about going up to Steve and saying (in numbnuts doofus voice) "Uh, Mister Albini, here's a tape of stuff I did on my 4-track with about $500 worth of equipment. Do you think you could listen to it, and then tell me if I have any talent that you could perhaps mold into something great, take me under your wing, as it goes?" But I drank to many beers and had to leave 3 songs into Shellacs set, so it didn't happen.

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 04:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

You guys are nerds.
Seriously. Steve Albini is not Julia Roberts and you are not Mary Hart.

E-to-the-Izzo, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

And you're not H.L. Mencken so step off already.

hstencil, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

But you are Dorothy Parker.
No wait, you're W.C. Fields. Or maybe Otto Fishbine? Ian Blurton perhaps?
I always thought it was the thundering/echo-y drums that indicated the Albini-signature sound?

I'm just wondering, I mean, I like some of Albini's stuff as a guitarist, and I certainly own no shortage of Albini-produced/recorded/engineered alb's, but I buy those to hear the band, not the Bean.

I mean, I wouldn't eat burnt fries just because they were made with PEI spuds.

E-to-the-Izzo, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dude, I'm totally Groucho Marx.

hstencil, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Then I get to be Margaret Dumont.

E-to-the-Izzo, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well then I'd totally swoon over you, but I don't know you that well.

hstencil, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you knew me better, you wouldn't swoon.
No wait! You're Groucho!
Maybe I should just be Harpo.

Skronk!

E-to-the-Izzo, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 16:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why's there such a big cult of personality around a recording engineer? I don't get it.
&
It's because of his music? That's even weirder.

sundar you are needed on those threads about Pop processes and performers.....
It looks like you'd be on the 'Pop Personalities! They're GrrrrrrrrATE!' side of things, since there's an implication from the above that the engineering/musician thing should be just be a backroom work-like function? Or have I just misinterpreted a joke?
(I'm not having a go here - I'm genuinely curious....)

Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 17:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.galleryofsound.com/pages/type1b.asp?StoryID=588&GENRE=0

albert, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 21:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I always thought it was the thundering/echo-y drums that indicated the Albini-signature sound?

you're kidding, right? his are the dryest drums i can think of.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 22:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

not one drop of reverb allowed near the ambient drum mics (all 150 of them... haha)

gygax!, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 22:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

ILM-friendly Albini article...

oh no it's INDIE!

gygax!, Tuesday, 26 November 2002 22:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

six years pass...

been reading the luke haines book where he speaks fondly about steve albini (and NO ONE ELSE at all ever), which got me thinking about that 2+2 thread where albini answered a bunch of questions about his career. i read all through it a few years back and im sure he spoke about luke haines/auteurs but i can't find it on there, any ilxors remember?

NI, Monday, 18 May 2009 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

that is so fucking inspiring

not the post office security crap, albini's secret santa thing

a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link

TO THE ONE TRUE SANTA ABOVE, THIS IS MY etc.

that is an awesome thing to do. Silly postal service.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 11:40 (fourteen years ago) link

The couple contacted U.S. Rep. Danny Davis, D-Ill., who told them he would look into the post office's policy change. But after talking to postal officials, Davis decided he agreed with the policy change.

"Better to be safe than sorry, that what my momma used to tell us," Davis said. "You can't be too protective."

Well... Yes, you can.

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

That distinctive metallic chingety-ching guitar sound that Albini gets on 'Kerosene' etc... from now on I will only ever hear that as the sound of badly-mic'ed sleigh bells.

The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

aw that's a real nice thing steve.

IT WASN'T NOT FUNNY! (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

er, I thought Albini was a jerk. CONFUSING

lukevalentine, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i met him once when shellac played my friend's wedding and he was super nice and polite, even talked with their parents and everything.

IT WASN'T NOT FUNNY! (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Line-up for next week's Letters to Santa benefit in Chicago. Second City has about 200 seats, so it's a nice, intimate place to see bands. I saw Shellac there at 3 a.m. a few years ago, for an audience of about 50; saw Tweedy, Robbie Fulks, and Jason Molina as well. The Blisters is Tweedy's kid's band--maybe 12 years old, now.

Again. Again. Again.
24 hours of improvisation and music.
Second City ETC
1608 N Wells St Chicago, IL
All-ages
$15 for entire 24 hours
Tickets available at the door only.
Tuesday December 15 6pm through Wednesday December 16 6pm
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=146133034046&ref=ts
Auction items, raffle prizes, music and funny

Confirmed Special Guests
7pm Jeff Tweedy
10pm Robbie Fulks
Midnight Asssscat with Horatio Sanz & Matt Walsh with Chicago Guests
3am Flash Mob Marching Band
6am Bonnie Prince Billy
Noon Nina Nastasia
2pm The Mountain Goats
4:30pm The Blisters

Action Orientation (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

haha, Shellac plays weddings? wow. but yeah, it seems like Albini likes (or liked) being provocative, but most people who work with him seem to love the guy.

tylerw, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah basically my friends are super fans and his wife to be just emailed bob weston i think and ended up chatting with them about it...they basically had to pay enough to cover the opening touring band's room & board (had a band from NZ on the shellac tour) but anyway it worked out with their schedule and it was really fun, my old band got to open...

they played most of "la grange" and about 30 second of "shout at the devil" wish i recorded that set

IT WASN'T NOT FUNNY! (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9109/stevealbini02dx3.jpg

too shart (am0n), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Steve Albini's cookery blog..

http://mariobatalivoice.blogspot.com/

Night Nurse with Wound (Jack Battery-Pack), Friday, 10 June 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

"I have also successfully cooked for our cats."

classic!

Night Nurse with Wound (Jack Battery-Pack), Friday, 10 June 2011 11:05 (twelve years ago) link

I like how if you go back to the first few entries it reads like the blandest most uninspired cooking blog ever - think there might have been rather a lot of feet-finding here

his 'great mate' Luke Haines just started one as well, can't quite figure out how much his recipes are trolling (unless you're Paul Weller)

Beth Gibbons & Foreskin Man (DJ Mencap), Friday, 10 June 2011 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

Now that is worth bookmarking!

Mark G, Friday, 10 June 2011 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

lol yeah I subscribed to that one

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 10 June 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link

he sure does make a lot of pasta

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 June 2011 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

Love how all of Albini's hobbies - online poker! cooking blog! - reveal him to be the nice, normal guy his reputation doesn't always convey. Though I think he's mellowed a lot as he creeps toward 50.

Now, an Ian MacKaye cooking blog, that would be a surprise.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 June 2011 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

I remember when Fugazi did a recipe column for Maximum Rock'n'Roll and it was for fucking oatmeal, no joke.

NickB, Friday, 10 June 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

The Haines food blog is fucking great.

oppet, Friday, 10 June 2011 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

Luke Haines?

kornrulez6969, Friday, 10 June 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

x-post

Ian M.'s been a vegetarian for awhile and a parent for a few years so maybe he could do some interesting blog posts

curmudgeon, Friday, 10 June 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

in some recent henry rollins interview (on wtf i think) he was talking about how he basically hates the whole 'eating' thing and mostly eats oatmeal.

adult music person (Jordan), Friday, 10 June 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Friday, 10 June 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

The only time I have ever followed a musician's recipe was when I made spicy bean burgers from Richard Youngs' vegan cookbook. They were horrible btw and my family hated them.

NickB, Friday, 10 June 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

Please tell me that somewhere in the comments on the Albini blog, Michael Gerard has complained about the quality of his hamburgers.

NickB, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

Man, I get this all part of Albini's cranky old man persona, but I call bullshit on this (from his Gothamist interview):

I’m an exceptionally lucky man in that I’ve never heard a note of Lady Gaga’s music and you could sit her on my lap and I wouldn’t recognize her. I know that she’s a cultural force at the moment but I’m quite satisfied in having dodged that one. It’s like a truck drove by spraying shit from a nozzle over the entire neighborhood and I happened to be under an awning. You know?

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 3 October 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

I bet he has a Lady Gaga poster above his bed.

StanM, Monday, 3 October 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

Did you know he was a poker ace?

master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Monday, 3 October 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah; he can get dangerously close to "the guy at parties who loudly tells people 'I don't even OWN a TV'" at times.

She Got the Shakes, Monday, 3 October 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

His whole "You know what I can authoritatively declare sucks? This thing I've never heard/experienced!" schtick is getting old(er).

shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 3 October 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

Someone needs to tell him that shouting this kind of thing hasn't earned anyone "cred" since at least 1995.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 3 October 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

love this guy--he's prolly not worried about his cred either at this point. he's having a laugh you know?

Mr. Que, Monday, 3 October 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

Too bad it's not a funny laugh.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 3 October 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link

i'm going to drive by his house and play lady gaga really loud.

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 3 October 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

The fees are one thing but something that really gets me is when venues are directly partnered with third party ticket brokers through the app I am forced to download to access venues, I have def been looking for tickets to "sold out" shows where the venue app has helpfully linked me to these brokers for "somewhat" greater than face value tickets, where is the oversight that keeps the venues honest?

chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 17:17 (six days ago) link

enjoying Steve's gear nerd Youtube career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxZwaqVBo-k

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 17:36 (thirty-six minutes ago) link

I love it that he calls them 'amplifiers' instead of 'amps'.

ArchCarrier, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 18:11 (one minute ago) link


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