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I'm not assuming it's a man but all the names this person has used have been male or neuter so I said "bloke" because they're posting as a bloke mostly.

Tom, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who are you then (oh go on)

Sarah, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I came up last night with the theory that it is only me and Emma posting on here and the rest of you are a made up plan leading us further into scary stalkerism land. This was when we couldn't see the pub and thought we were being LURED to our DEATHS. Ok that is what I was musing upon anyway but then I met the rest of you and you do exist, which is good!

Sarah, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

what are the names this person is posting under, Tom?

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Despite pseudonym, I am *real*. Some poor unfortunates have even *met* me.

For me it's unhealthy to get too enmeshed with ILX, as I'd get nowt done, and worry about stuff that i can't do anything about. I haven't really noticed any trolls except obvious crackpot , but I only read 1 in 5 threads anyway.

I'm making a conscious to decision to post less and not worry about *keeping up*, whilst (despite shoddy non-appearence this week) going to more ILX piss-ups. People and beer are better than poxy message boards.

Dr. C, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

. . . anyone else want to help me overwhelm Jess with luv?

Ess Kay, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can we have a scooby doo style revelation thread?

My moneys on old Mr Ewing who hangs around the abandoned greenspun server.

Sorry, lame but irresistible.

Ronan, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

he would've gotten away with it too... if it weren't for you meddlin' kids!

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's Mr. Sinker the janitor. "If it wasn't for you pesky kids...."

Dr. C, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

there's treasure buried under ILX and he's just trying to scare us off!

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

or maybe an OIL WELL worth zillions!

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

yep! that's right, and when ILX goes on the blink, he is digging up all the treasure from underneath the server in Greenspun's garage.

jel --, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

He says he is in Wales, but he in Switzerland putting all of the ill- gotten ILX lucre into a bank account.

Nicole, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

you fules! do you not see! it is a GHOST!

zoinks, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Jess is getting a cut of sinker's ill-gotten gains, I see)

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I really thought this tread was about ugly dolls with manic panic hair. . .

Just to clarify that I'm *not* a troll I am the poster formerly known as Samantha, duh. During a ILE IM chat I latched on to the idea of just calling myself by a letter, ala Mr. Dastoor. I thought it was fancy.

Ms. S., Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i just hope this is one of the good ones with a guest star.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey kids, can you help me out here? My carnival is going out of business because of the ghosts!

Dick Van Dyke, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

As long as Scooby Jr (Scabby) isn't in it, it should be good.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

or...

Sonny and Cher
The Addams Family
Batman & Robin (twice)
Josie and the Pussyca
Laurel and hardy (twice!)
Phillis Diller
Sandy Duncan (brrr...glass eye)
Speed Buggy
The Three Stooges (twice)
Cass Elliot
Davy Jones
Dick Van Dyke
Don Adams (twice)
Don Knotts
The Harlem Globetrotters (twice)
Jeannie and Babu
Jerry Reed
Jonathan Winters
Tim Conway (twice)

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

There's your sidetrack. How scared am I of the new movie's very existence? Oh, VERY.

FWIW, Nicole does have a point...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cass Elliott and Jerry Reed must have been cool. I wonder if they all got along on the set.

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

We saw Josie and the Pussycats the other day or so. Josie and the Rubcats more like. Pish!

Sarah, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rubber masks pulled off to reveal... MORE RUBBER MASKS! from ILM:


I am not Nina H. I dare say some of you didn't expect me to be. I am about 25 different people. I'm at least three different celebrity posters you would be shocked to know are infact the same people. I could be Dave225 and Tom, Gareth and pinefox or even Ned and Momus. But I'm not those particular splits. I've been skittishly contributing to this forum for a long time - as a benevolent sham; and I have to say, I am personally troubled by the new wave of hateful, boastful, comments, which could in the long run render this forum as docile as Friendsreunited. Of course, I say this as Nina H. If I was contributing to this thread as one of my other characters (one of my characters might be you), I might not give a stuff.
-- Nina H. (Hintern@hotmail.com), May 16, 2002.
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If we are coming clean then I too am 3 or 4 Wellknown posters here. I may or may not be Nina H, that only you can answer. But whatever way you look at I upset the consensus here and how many of you are individual or clever enough to do that?
-- John D (alabama555@hotmail.com), May 16, 2002

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Creepy/wierdoes/both!

Sarah, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

christ THATS CREEPY.

i dont think i've ever been impersonated on ilx (negatively). i've been impersonated on usenet, however.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nina H/John D = luny

RickyT, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

ahem hello my name is jess too, um, the fall!!! yes, the fall also... um (what else does he like) my last name is harvell!!

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

piano magic are great hi ethan here's an im conversation god ilm is shit these days im retiring oh no wait here i am back again lets talk about microhouse

Jess Jess It's Jess oh Yess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i refuse to dignify that with a response you drunks.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

besides, the truly accurate and hi-larious jess impersonation came from jeff on that "ilx impersonations" thread.

and some TROLL on ilm seems to think i'm schizophrenic anyway.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i don't know what he's talking about.

jessica, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i refuse to dignify that with a response you drunks.

No you dignified it with two HA HA HA HA oh my sides can i go home yet.

Tom, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Woah - I feel tragic enough spending so much time on the internet with just ONE persona. Why do people BOTHER???????

Archel, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

john d sounds more like flipping doomie than anything else. "ooh i upset the board how very clever and superior i am!" RIDICULOUS.

katie, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i know somewhere else you can go.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tom if you won't tell us the pseudonyms used by The Troll Bloke, will you at least list some threads where "he" was active so the ILX massive can rush around with torches and pitchforks?

fritz, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

down town?

jel --, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Eminem thread the Morrissey thread and the Dutch elections thread are the main ones.

Tom, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's ned!

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

* may not be true.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Definitely not me. I'm just here. :-)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

actually you were the only person i remembered who contributed to all three. except for dave q - i think - and that's sort of a gray area.

i'm too intellectually lazy to post on any of the "intelligent" threads anyway.

jess, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I told you before it was Nicole but no one took me seriously. That woman is an attention starved menace.

N., Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ms. Kidman already has more than enough attention from you, N.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Definitely not me. I'm just here. :-)

Ned, a troll? That explains a lot;>

But seriously, Tom, I can't always post a lot either. And when I do, I occasionally enjoy goofing around (see above comment). But, from what I've seen, ILM/E thrives on the strange questions....as well as the serious ones.

I try to only post when I've got summat to say about a particular subject, but it's not easy to resist the pull when you are "surrounded" by talkers. In fact, that's what makes it fun.

Why not think of it this way: we outnumber the "trolls" 100 to 1.

Nichole Graham, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

eleven years pass...

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sleepingbag, Monday, 3 June 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link

there's more than a few here of course.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

def want to watch a 13 minute video on trolls

queen elseq of ærendelle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

it's not what you think it is whiney

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link


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