They're Remaking 'Alien' -- the 'Prometheus' thread

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I thought the same thing but then I watched the movie

, Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:44 (ten years ago) link

just so many simple things done poorly

call all destroyer, Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:49 (ten years ago) link

i was one of the poor simple things done when i paid to see this shit

is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:57 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz9WeLWauQQ

kind of great use of the Prometheus trailer music/genre, if a bit long. Would always rather watch The Black Hole in any case.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 February 2014 00:58 (ten years ago) link

Neat trailer. I always like it when people cut together modern-style trailers for older films.

President Frankenstein (kingfish), Sunday, 2 February 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link

recently watched all the hours of making-of stuff on my alien and blade runner DVDs; what happened after 1983 to turn ridley scott into such a boring old fart?

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 13 February 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link

i mean, he really knew his shit back then, thought everything through really clearly and cleverly, had heaps of great ideas. now we're going to get Blade Runner 2 and it will be awful.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 13 February 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

March 2016 for the sequel. Ridley Scott returning. Writer of the...er...Green Lantern taking a pass at the script.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/03/24/ridley-scott-to-shoot-multi-fassbender-prometheus-2-this-year-green-lantern-writer-on-board/

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 02:50 (ten years ago) link

ridley, dude...wtf are you doing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 02:57 (ten years ago) link

Prometheus II: Duometheus

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:34 (ten years ago) link

i dunno that the Ridley thing is a shock because the quality of his output has been...not great? (i say this as a massive Kingdom of Heaven apologist)

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link

I just hope we find out that his Exodus movie is also an Alien prequel

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link

Prometheus II: Now With New Boring

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:43 (ten years ago) link

Maybe they'll make it with no sound this time so we can just admire Ridley's space-pretty

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:44 (ten years ago) link

still love this movie :-/

ryan, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 04:52 (ten years ago) link

adorable :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 04:54 (ten years ago) link

eh why the hell not

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 05:34 (ten years ago) link

Basically if this is to be any good (it won't be obv) it has two options: go the full-on sci-fi horror route or take the lazily invoked religious hooha from Prometheus one and push it to the extreme (i.e. GIMMME GIGER PLANET RULED BY TALKING ZARDOZ HEAD WITH VAGINA MOUTH)

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 05:46 (ten years ago) link

prometheus vs predator

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 08:52 (ten years ago) link

discussing this with my son the other day but we thought Fassbender was going to duck out and we came up with excellent ditch-the-head storylines, anyhoo the upshot was on the one hand i wanna see this in the cinema to get the full blast of hilarity but on the other hand i don't think anybody shd be encouraging this tool by giving him more money

nah, really, great post (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 08:54 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, I would be happier if Scott keeps on making incoherent-but-gorgeous hot sci-fi messes like Prometheus rather than the boooring historical epics he's been churning out since the 90s.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 09:04 (ten years ago) link

LV-426: Conquest of Paradise

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 10:03 (ten years ago) link

Will noomi ridley of this somnolent scott

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 10:18 (ten years ago) link

feel like gremlins > gremlins 2 would be a good template for the direction of this seprequel

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:12 (ten years ago) link

PROMETHEUS 2: ANTIMETHEUS

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:38 (ten years ago) link

as always, estela said it first, soz

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:39 (ten years ago) link

i have you all killfiled, this is just high tech doodling for me tbrr

bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:40 (ten years ago) link

tbrr if you've killfiled estela AND me then there's absolutely no justification for being on ilx at all imo

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 12:42 (ten years ago) link

I've killfiled every single person on ilx I'm just guessing that the conversation itt has turned to killfiling at this point

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, I would be happier if Scott keeps on making incoherent-but-gorgeous hot sci-fi messes like Prometheus rather than the boooring historical epics he's been churning out since the 90s.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, March 25, 2014 9:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Really want a Counsellor/Prometheus crossover

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link

my thursday evenings were a counsellor/prometheus crossover for three months after losing €8 on this

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

this movie still rules h8 u all

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link

oh it rules something alright

nah, really, great post (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 17:52 (ten years ago) link

it rules h8, i think jjjusten has shown that conclusively

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:09 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/0SCD45K.jpg

Bad execution but I lol'd

, Thursday, 17 April 2014 07:35 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Was expecting ''but-he-has-no-idea-why''

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:43 (nine years ago) link

but-he-has-no-idea-what-the-first-one-was-even-about

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:45 (nine years ago) link

but-he-has-no-idea-why-the-scientist-in-the-first-one-made-the-most-incredible-discovery-in-the-history-of-mankind-and-then-promptly-went-back-to-the-spaceship-to-sulk-and-play-pool-because-he-didnt-see-any-actual-aliens-in-like-his-first-thirty-seconds-of-poking-around

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link

Don't forget him being inexplicably racist against robots!

In a movie with a lot of stupid things in it that character and fake Tom Hardy's performance were probably the most ill-conceived. Like I can take the rest as a gorgeous dumbass genre movie but that character really, really grates.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 May 2014 06:00 (nine years ago) link

this isn't the dumbest movie ever but it's the most infuriatingly dumb maybe

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 May 2014 06:16 (nine years ago) link

it's the kind of dumb that creeps up on you

like, innocently asks for help loading a couch & then BAM you're trapped in a well

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 06:20 (nine years ago) link

It rubs the black goo on its skin

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 May 2014 06:24 (nine years ago) link

or it gets the giant space wheel again

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 06:25 (nine years ago) link

i think that after all this time people with all sorts of attitudes to the movie are still in this thread marvelling at how unbelievably stupid it is, is testament to how unbelievably fucking stupid it is

Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 May 2014 08:08 (nine years ago) link

"We did 121 hours of Lost. Arguably only 15 to 20 of them were subpar, bordering on turds. It would be great to pretend those episodes never happened, but I love the fact that we're still talking about Nikki and Paulo," Lindelof told Esquire.

"Sometimes the mistake, the thing that wasn't good, is the thing that's really part of the legacy of a show like ours."

r|t|c, Sunday, 11 May 2014 09:22 (nine years ago) link

this fuckin guy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link

Itching to go all Godwin's Law on that last quote...

StanM, Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

only 15 to 20, more or less an entire season, almost turds but arguably not turds

^ artistic manifesto

j., Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link


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