the bbc sherlock series by the dr who 'bloke' and starring tim from the office

yes - stabbing takes place through the belt, while wearing the belt - in the whizzy how-it-happened summary we see culprit coming up close to both guardsman & sholto to do the stabbing.

found it a lot of fun on every level - incident, character business, structure. don't know which of the writers built it, but it had a lot of what I've always liked in Moffatt since Press Gang, pleasure in form + bright chatter.

Even if the murder weapon thing was explained, there were still loads of holes in the resolution. Like, even if you're using a super-thin blade, is it really possible to lethally stab someone without him noticing it at the moment of stabbing? Why didn't the Royal Guard dude start bleeding immediately after he took off the belt, why did the bleeding start only after he'd undressed completely and walked to the shower booth? If the photographer guy's motive was to avenge the death of his innocent brother, how could he justify killing another innocent soldier as a way of rehearsing the murder? If the murder had to happen in the wedding because army guy was living in secret place, and all of his staff had sign a confidentiality contract that they wouldn't disclose any information on him, how did the photographer find all those women working for him? Did he just randomly date thousands of women until he happened to come across the right ones? But if the location of the army guy's residence was a secret, he wouldn't even know in which city to begin the whole dating thing. And what if the army dude's female employees had all been married or in an exclusive relationship? Also, how could the photographer be sure the army guy would wear his uniform in the wedding? It wasn't a military occasion, so he could've showed up in his civvies.

even if you're using a super-thin blade, is it really possible to lethally stab someone without him noticing it at the moment of stabbing?

i also don't really believe that you wouldn't feel a blade being slipped into you, no matter how nano it was, but it's not as if i have a lot of experience with that, and the show seemed pretty sure of it, so hey, you go with it; sherlock's smarter than i am!

Why didn't the Royal Guard dude start bleeding immediately after he took off the belt, why did the bleeding start only after he'd undressed completely and walked to the shower booth?

cause the wound is tiny and it takes a while for the blood to start gushin.... but once it does, watch out

If the photographer guy's motive was to avenge the death of his innocent brother, how could he justify killing another innocent soldier as a way of rehearsing the murder?

uh cause he's a...... MURDERER? and therefore pretty psycho already?

how did the photographer find all those women working for him?

research, i guess. who knows how long he'd been working on this?

what if the army dude's female employees had all been married or in an exclusive relationship?

then.. i guess it wouldn't have worked and he'd have had to try something else

how could the photographer be sure the army guy would wear his uniform in the wedding?

he couldn't, it might have just been a strong hunch, but too good of an opportunity to pass up

He was sure he would wear the uniform because the army guy had asked for special dispensation to be allowed to keep it. The kind of person would do that is the kind of person who would wear his uniform to a wedding.

Especially the wedding of someone he'd served with.

The case of the flummoxed Finn

People do occasionally get stabbed without realising it irl and the fact that he was on duty would have meant he'd probably not have been able to visibly react to any mild discomfort.

stabbing someone through a leather belt like that is going to take some force though.

i was pretty consciously rolling with the tv/film physics, ie a) any sufficiently fine or sharp edged weapon can go through anything p easily & b) you can even be beheaded by a sufficiently sharp/fine blade and not notice until you cough or scratch your ear or similar.

a wire, yes, with both ends attached. but a fine blade would buckle when used in a stabbing motion.

sorry, i have turned into the sort of person i debookmarked the dr who thread because of 8(

Why didn't the Royal Guard dude start bleeding immediately after he took off the belt, why did the bleeding start only after he'd undressed completely and walked to the shower booth?

cause the wound is tiny and it takes a while for the blood to start gushin.... but once it does, watch out

If the wound is so tiny it takes minutes for the blood start coming out, how can it be lethal?

If the photographer guy's motive was to avenge the death of his innocent brother, how could he justify killing another innocent soldier as a way of rehearsing the murder?

uh cause he's a...... MURDERER? and therefore pretty psycho already?

But he wasn't presented as a psycho who randomly kills people, he had a clear, moral motive for the one murder he set out to commit: to punish a person he thought was guilty, to avenge someone he thought had died unjustly. So it felt a bit odd he would unjustly and immorally murder another innocent person to achieve this. If the photographer was so amoral that an innocent person dying didn't matter to him, it would seem he wouldn't want to risk a life in prison to avenge his brother in the first place.

how did the photographer find all those women working for him?

research, i guess. who knows how long he'd been working on this?

"Research" isn't a magic wand, though. If the Major was living in a secret location, and if all his employees signed an agreement of confidentiality, how was he able to locate not one but five them among millions of Britons, and on top of that find their dating profiles? (The Major didn't seem like he was exorbitantly rich, so those five women must've represented quite a large proportion of the number of single women working for him.)

And of course the biggest inexplicable bit was that the two cases Sherlock brings up during his best man speech just happen to be linked to each other and to the wedding at hand, even though Sherlock didn't know about that when he started the speech. But I'm willing to let that one slide, because according to the rules of fiction it would've been pointless for him to blabber about some other cases that had nothing to do with the main plot.

you can get some of the way with that one by saying that his unconscious had some outstanding/unsolved bits and pieces that it was trying to fit together… military murder… sholto at wedding… maybe the middle name thing… & that's why they're in the speech - but then he normally has extremely good conscious access to that preprocessing part of the mind, & it seemed deeply surprising to him, so I don't think that quite does it.

And Tuomas claimed NOT to be a sociopath.

Yeah, I guess you could explain the speech thing with unconscious thought processes, but that still doesn't explain why, if Sherlock gets hundreds of potential cases in his inbox, right before Watson's wedding he just happened pick two cases that relate to each other and also to the wedding. There's no way he could've known about those connections when he chose to investigate the cases.

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you can get some of the way with that one by saying that his unconscious had some outstanding/unsolved bits and pieces that it was trying to fit together… military murder… sholto at wedding… maybe the middle name thing… & that's why they're in the speech - but then he normally has extremely good conscious access to that preprocessing part of the mind, & it seemed deeply surprising to him, so I don't think that quite does it.

I can get with this; the wedding speech nerves would hamper his usual conscious access to these links.

So the murder mystery plot was really just an excuse (because a Sherlock episode has to have a mystery of some sort) to sell all the character development in the episode, which was by far the more important part, and the less you think about the intricacies of the mystery, the better.

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This was fairly disappointing. I wouldn't have minded it, but to make one of three episodes after a two year wait an extended slapstick-y sitcom seems a waste.

All the people I've met who whip their coats on like Sherlock tend to be complete prats.

xps

true, it does just push the problem back to case selection… I think it's more of a problem for the guardsman one (because that's almost an arbitrary pick from the inbox iirc), less so for the dating-a-ghost one because… it crosses her mind to visit Sherlock *because* she's seen the invitation, maybe? Which means the investigation is secretly triggered by the wedding, as is the ghost date. And he accepts because he's drunk, because it's the stag, so… that's ok enough for me.

All the people I've met who whip their coats on like Sherlock tend to be complete prats.

sherlock is a complete prat, QED

So it felt a bit odd he would unjustly and immorally murder another innocent person to achieve this.

Loads of people don't think he's innocent (hence the death threats he receives), so I'm just going out on a limb here to say that photog probably doesn't think soldier is innocent.

Er, I was talking about the Royal Guard dude that the photographer almost murders, as a "rehearsal"... Of course he thinks Major Sholto is guilty, that's why he tries to kill him. But the Royal Guard guy has nothing to do with his revenge on Sholto, he just picks him because he happens to be wearing a similar belt.

tuomas is it really too much of a stretch to think that a person capable of plotting and carrying out the murder of a retired army major based on nothing more than grief and speculation is also capable of justifying the murder of someone else?

Perhaps Finnish psychopaths have intact moral centers and empathy?

"Probably a monomaniac" was the phrase used IIRC.

Also, soz for misreading! xp

I'm with Tuomas on this. While I think that a murderer wouldn't have much difficulty in justifying extra murders, he was planning the murder of a specific person for a specific reason - I see no reason why he would choose a method which required practise on someone who would therefore become to all intents and purposes just an innocent victim like his brother whose death he was avenging.

I'm with Ailsa in being with Tuomas, but it doesn't pay to analyse it too deeply

This was fairly disappointing. I wouldn't have minded it, but to make one of three episodes after a two year wait an extended slapstick-y sitcom seems a waste.

can't believe this sitcom about two mismatched bros sharing a flat and office had an episode that was like a sitcom

the mustache!

"Research" isn't a magic wand, though. If the Major was living in a secret location, and if all his employees signed an agreement of confidentiality, how was he able to locate not one but five them among millions of Britons, and on top of that find their dating profiles? (The Major didn't seem like he was exorbitantly rich, so those five women must've represented quite a large proportion of the number of single women working for him.)

it sort of is a magic wand, though. he had the persistent assiduousness of a murderer hell-bent on revenge. it doesn't matter exactly how he found them. the women each have a different story about how they met him, suggesting a diversity of methods. you can fill in the blanks yourself if you'd like but it's not a "plot hole".

egg
chair?
sitty thingy?

he's clueing for looks

drunk clueing was the best part of the episode

No this was the best part of the episode:
http://s.mlkshk.com/r/WL81

Or at least 2nd best...

http://s.mlkshk.com/r/WL9A

sitty thing????

?deaded?

Enjoyed this a lot, until what happened at the end. I really don't get the obsession with someone who is, to those that have read the books, such a minor character.

the fancy house is on the outskirts of my countryside idyll.

its a very (in)famous house round here.

i know the man who made the spiral staircase that was featured a few times.

'sherlock is actually a girl's name'

moriarty.gif was also a nice touch.

Looks like bobbins to me...

Watched this with my dad, who is head of hearing, so we had the subtitles on - it was like the show was GIFing itself as it went along

Could have done without the voiceover saying "remember to keep watching after the adverts.

Thought the MAJOR spoiler from halfway through was very, very well done and I'd like to see exactly where it's been flagged before other than what they mention.

AMERICANS - AVOID THIS SPOILER AT ALL COSTS

'Adverts', I meant 'end credits'.

I'm not sure whether the mention of the Sussex Downs and beekeeping means he ends up with Janine after all.

Yes. But I like 'head of hearing' anyway...