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Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link

The Capitol Hills Have Eyes

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i have not sleeped. I was up all night with a client who is dying - thank goodness she made it through the night. I am unwiling to sit shiva for this person again.Much as I love her. Not My Job!

I always sort of like the not sleeping buzz - I want to push through until the evening, so sleep is slightly normal. possible? I also have two chilled bottles of Chardonnay. I might go to drunky land really quickly. In which case I'll call you and be really effusive on the phone.
Not having your phone numbers is not an issue.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i REALLY need to lurk on the sex thread, I think.
Goodbye.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Ok - it's just a lot of gross stories. which i approve of. I thought it was going to be gross sex stories.
ILX continues to let me down!

aimurchie, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

hey guys, Installshield development sux hardcore

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

some1 once told me that

joe 2 (jergins), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link

his name was satan

joe 2 (jergins), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link

AA, is he an australian citizen?? dual citizen?? mel gibson??

Bright Future (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Hello all, I am drinking a beer on the docks in oslo, the sun long gone but the pre-equinox evening light persists; for the first time on this wretched job I feel lucky to have been sent to fix this bloody xtian tv station.

The Fjord is Full of Swans (Ed), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I feel the need to mention that Mr. Gibson is in Northampton, Mass. and has rented a mountain for filming a movie with Robert Deniro.
Sugarloaf mountain.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I swear I cannot make sense of the last 10 posts or so. Yet this makes me strangely happy.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link

AA, is he an australian citizen?? dual citizen?? mel gibson??

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 September 2008 03:12 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dual. His parent/s was/were Australian and living in Australia at the time he was born, when they just happened to be in the US.

You should be an artist, in in your shower. (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

god I hate release management so so much

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

take it to i love tmi

joe 2 (jergins), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

"Release management" sounds like some kind of laxative therapy thing.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

lol XPOST

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I am basically totally unable to study because of politics, btw. Is it too late to get a sane R candidate in there, you know, just in case?

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

lol yes

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

i assume that the political TV ads that end with

AL FRANKEN.
RAPE JOKES.

have been discussed on ILX at this point?

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

say what now?

The Fjord is Full of Swans (Ed), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

oh huh maybe not.

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

mn senatorial race between Coleman and Franken looks like it will be the one to watch for ragin' full on bloodlust insanity this year

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

u are lucky to have the front row!

cbse admin (jergins), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

oh sorry, i left out the full tagline.

AL FRANKEN.
RAPE JOKES.
PHYSICAL ASSAULT.

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

WAU

See that is why I don't watch television ads...

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link

AA, is he an australian citizen?? dual citizen?? mel gibson??

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 September 2008 03:12 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dual. His parent/s was/were Australian and living in Australia at the time he was born, when they just happened to be in the US.

― You should be an artist, in in your shower. (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, September 24, 2008 4:24 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i wish my parents had been thinking like that

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 September 2008 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link

woah, those ads.

i am so non-functional! just got home! so tired! have to do hw! bought myself a beer to feel better about it! not sure if this will help productivity!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 25 September 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I am so totally going to start studying soon. I have a quiz tomorrow. Good lord, John McCain is a distracting nutball MAVERICK.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link

just finished drafting hw. so tired. not doing the reading. oops.

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 25 September 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

hey guys,

i've been out of commission for a while. here's why:

two weeks ago i finished an eight day run of night shifts (8pm-8am) and basically died from exhaustion and sickness and watnot

last week i got dumped and then undumped and redumped and am now on possibly dumped but ... ehh .. it's complicated and it sucks and WHERE IS MY SPINE status but OMIGOD i like this girl a lot and it is incredibly complicated but ... god, i'm a moony bastard.

this week i am in massachusetts/rhode island at my parents' house in preparation for my sister's saturday wedding. it is cold, still, dark, quiet, antique and very nathaniel hawthorny around here... i haven't been in rural new england during early autumn since 1998, and forgot how lovely evocative and spooky it can be.

remy bean, Thursday, 25 September 2008 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link

remy, your life is complicated. Wow. What is wrong with this girl anyway that she keeps jerking you around? (Then again, why are you going back for more of this treatment...? I'm not judging or whatever; just curious.) I hope you enjoy your sister's wedding, at any rate...

I have been reading my textbook for a WHOLE HOUR. I'm semi-proud of myself.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 06:01 (fifteen years ago) link

watching documentaries about art, drinking wine, cosmopolitan or some such crap

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link

also - outside, cricket noises, good

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 06:38 (fifteen years ago) link

At my house, we have cricket noises outside AND inside.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Take THAT, John Justen.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Uh maybe I should go to sleep now.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 07:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Hi all. Can anyone tell me how to stop playing with my moustache ALL THE TIME? It's beginning to hurt!

Mark C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link

that sounds weird, so CUT IT OUT.

i am, guess what? tired again today! totally catching up on zzzzzzs this weekend! i hope the dog i am dog-sitting does not think i am going to walk her too early!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 25 September 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

oh! i finally got my loan money, too! HAPPIEST DAY EVER!!!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 25 September 2008 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link

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(ps you can ask for itr mod requests here, either jj or i will be on this thread like 94/7 it seems)

white celine, Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link

xp to Mark: SHAVE IT OFF. You don't want to start growing hair on your palms or whatever.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't listen to her, let it sprout.

May Lucifer Brand Your Forehead With An Apostrophe in Hades! (Ed), Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/25092008050-001.jpg

Mark C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

remy, your life is complicated.

But grist for the screenwriting mill, at least.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link

moustache twiddling is basically A#1 reason for moustaches in the first place. NO PAIN NO GAIN! WWDDLD?

SHOT INTO A FAN LIKE A CHRIS ROCK ROBOT (John Justen), Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I think we all know John is into "moustache twiddling." I could have told you that in high school.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Remy, Im no dr phil but really you gotta tell that chick to take a hike. this isnt about not seeing her again its all about respect. If you dump her ass she is going to want you back BAD and shes going to respect you. i know this because i have been that girl. NEVER FORGET - > UPPER HAND.

Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

There are so many better forms of twiddling. Most of them involve sex.

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link


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