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The top scorer at the 2012 Olympics and the number 1 or 2 player in the NBA is ... only #4 in T-shirt sales. Why? Because Kevin Durant is outspokenly Christian, and the liberal media never promotes that. [47]

omg omg omg

The marquee Christmas NBA game is based on hype and expected audience -- that's the free market. Even though Kobe Bryant is nowhere near the best player in the NBA, he is overhyped as though he is. That's why he's in the Overrated Sports Stars. And Kobe Bryant was not better than Michael Jordan when Jordan played for the Wizards. If supercoach Phil Jackson were coaching the Wizards, Jordan would have won more titles there, too.--Andy Schlafly 10:47, 27 December 2013 (EST)

sorry, but i'm gonna have to post some screenshots of the Conservative of the Year 2013 nominees:

http://i.imgur.com/Wqd9lD2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kTvDwxo.jpg

(right click and view in a new tab to see readable version)

"Gives up millions of dollars rather than cave into liberal censorship..."

Dunno, sounds like a Communist who doesn't believe in the free market to me!

Is an admiration for Vladimir Putin common amongst US right wingers, or are Conservapedia outliers in this regard?

It is picking up in the light of his 'family values' campaign. Anti interventionist right liked his stance on Syria and anti immigration ones appreciate the brutality of the Russian border ppl / police as well.

LOL @ Meat Loaf

Saw Scott Walker on the list and wondered for a sec what made Bish Bosch worthy of Conservapedia praise.

A simple google search shows that the term "media bullying" was already in use before Conservapedia purportedly coined it. Onestone 09:48, 10 March 2013 (EDT)

Were prior uses elsewhere of the term "media bullying" in the same rich meaning as the usage here?--Andy Schlafly 10:24, 10 March 2013 (EDT)

oh, Andy

http://www.qualitymodelships.com/files/1743973/uploaded/Ships%2520in%2520a%2520Bottle%2520Page%2520Pic.jpg

Andy seems to be trolling. #proud

how the hell could you possibly tell

Andy is Poe's Law incarnate

Homosexual teen boys are 6 times more likely to use steroids.[8] 52% of homosexual youth report self-harming: UK study.[9]

Is it any surprise that Sage Kotsenburg, a heterosexual man born in Republican flyover state of Idaho, won the first Olympic gold?

Chuck Norris praises Sage Kotsenburg, the first gold winner at the Olympics, for his risk-taking snowboarding performance.[7] Unshakeable proof that Kotsenburg is a conservative and not a liberal?

http://conservapedia.com/Washington%27s_Birthday

Big corporations have never been friendly to the conservative movement. Except for the union issue, big corporations tend to support liberals.--Andy Schlafly 00:54, 16 January 2013 (EST)

this guy sounds like he needs to go hug some rattlesnakes tbh

An American wife, mother, and heterosexual recounts the sacrifices she made to win a medal at the Olympics.[11] Needless to say, dessert scarfing, obese lesbians didn't win a lot of medals at the Olympics this year. See: Lesbianism and obesity

http://conservapedia.com/Category:Lunatics

the wachowskis wtf

There's a kind of perversely unintentional even-handedness in treating Lana's name with the same douchey scare-quotes as Andy's contracted name- I was expecting some kind of anti-trans screed.

"Leo K. O'Drudy, III also deduced that the Matrix films were likely to be Marxist propaganda."

Not THE Leo K. O'Drudy, III?

Michel Foucault WROTE about lunatics, oh lunatics of conservapedia

When a president who is a Democrat is mocked by a late night comic, it's over.[6]

Germany trounces same-sex marriage Brazil by a record-breaking rout of 7-1, in front of Brazil's home audience in the World Cup semifinals. [3] Like other nations growing in strength, Germany does not cave into the homosexual agenda.

It's Cleveland, Ohio! That's the site of the 2016 Republican National Convention. [7] LeBron James' agent reportedly wants him to return to Cleveland too.

really like this one

This is pathetic: the same-sex marriage nations of Argentina and Netherlands are unable to score a goal in 90 minutes, tying at 0-0 before Argentina then won on penalty kicks.

Misled by atheistic science about earthquakes, 94% in Napa (no active fault lines) went without earthquake insurance. [58] A week after the massive quake, atheistic science still cannot explain it.

http://www.conservapedia.com/images/f/f9/Approx_level_of_technology_in_Noah%27s_time.png

rennaisance

Proper spelling is elitist.

so if "Approx level of technology" (a Whiggish view of technological change if there ever was one) is along the x axis, what's happening on the y axis?

love imagining that graph drawn in a single stroke. like that steve martin joke about the mona lisa. "how's this?" also love the lil dip between "greece" and "rome". what's that supposed to be. also lol @ the fall of rome being like 5x more severe than the bronze age collapse and taking humanity back to pre-adam tech levels.

x is mislabeled time.

that is a treat

Would love to know what kind of boss technology Adam had that was substantially more impressive than the building of Nea Ekklēsia, etc.

https://static.groupon.hk/23/57/1321880515723.jpg

considering there's presumably some kind of god-bothering axe being ground there, the Biblical timeline is all over the fucking shop. the Jewish diaspora should come some centuries after Egypt at its heights by Bible reckoning - ignoring the irl history, obv

the technology behind modesty fig leaves has been lost to the ages

hey they stayed on with no visible fastening

i think the 'dispersion' there is prob the aftermath of babel. meanwhile, if you are going to take babel at face value, i think a more significant tech spike is warranted.

ok that makes sense, assume the decline from Noah was after he invented booze

it's been a crazy 8000 years for technology

In a 1982-83 Doctor Who Magazine comic strip, The Stockbridge Horror, a militaristic Time Lord named Tubal Cain pilots a massive Battle TARDIS armed with "time torpedoes".

Would love to know what kind of boss technology Adam had that was substantially more impressive than the building of Nea Ekklēsia, etc.

This. Maybe if Adam had control over the flaming sword guarding Eden or something.

i thought the hip idea among the way-out xtian conservatives was that the "dark ages" were great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWw-c-IU-h0

The Bible criticizes liberal claptrap in 1 Corinthians 1:17.

Democrat Party is the grammatically correct term for the Democratic Party. The Party is not "democratic", and proper nouns like "Democrat" are not converted into adjectives by adding "ic" as a suffix. It is not the "Republicanic Party," or the "Libertarianic Party", or a "Smith-ic Wedding." Predictably, many Democrats dislike the term "Democrat Party," perhaps because the official name is the "Democratic Party of the United States" since 1844[1] and perhaps they prefer the false illusion that their party is somehow more "democratic" than other parties.