Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

Y'see, these are the guys that Chris Hedges talks about

Wish there were "sorcery fun" classes when I was in school!!

also pharaoh/moses appears to be a roman charioteer, which bugs me as well . must be because that guy has avoided being struck by "CRITICAL THINKING".

No, Moses is down here in the corner Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style. And so he's parting the waters to lead them little children away from them Islamists and gays.

Right, but... the only figure seen traveling through the parted waters is Pharaoh's Public Schools (represented as a Roman charioteer, admittedly) - while the waters themselves represent the similarly EVIL "Convert" and "Gay Pride." So is Pharaoh parting the waters for himself? I'd say I wish there was a label on whatever it is that's causing the chariot wreck, but inevitably it would be a used copy of SORCERY FUN. Ooooooof. Between this guy and the one who does the furryesque, motto-laden politician portraits, it's been a pretty good hunt lately.

Setting aside the batshit vision of educational content, I also wonder about this person's grasp of educational policy. Why is it, for example, that TAXES are what keep the children from fleeing to their beloved CHRISTIAN SCHOOL and HOME SCHOOL? And if they are stuck there, why is there a VACANCY on the door? Maybe the tattoo on DEPT OF EDUCATION's bicep holds a clue, but as far as I can tell it says "EDUGRODE" which isn't very illuminating. It's a shame this artist seems to be kind of a one-issue nut - surely the grim spectre of CRITICAL THINKING has infected other sectors of our once-great nation? It's such a great bludgeon, in any case; any time someone raises concerns about your work - any kind of concerns! - you can claim they've been corrupted by CRITICAL THINKING...

Jumping back above, I love how a single man is both NEA and CALIF DEPT OF EDUCATION. Meanwhile, MILITANT HOMOSEXUALITY is even groping the crucified BODY OF CHRIST, which oddly enough looks very little like any depiction I've ever seen of the BODY OF CHRIST. Isn't it customary in these cartoons to take easily recognizable images with strong metaphorical impact and then label them with something other than what they'd normally be? BODY OF CHRIST is a little on the nose, don't you think?

Wow, that guy.

"Maybe the tattoo on DEPT OF EDUCATION's bicep holds a clue, but as far as I can tell it says "EDUGRODE" which isn't very illuminating"

I think it's EDUGODS. Because, like science and Darwinism, education is just another kind of religion that worships thunderbolt throwing Greek gods. And where are those Greek gods now, eh?

Two months later, why not have another "I can't understand why black people can say words Don Imus can't" strip?

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ivory tower conspiracists lol

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Note: in Hell, black people still dress "street", backwards cap, tshirt & all

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WTF is in this regard to? the saudis? any general middle-eastern country where they obviously all dress like saudis?

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wau wau

hahaha omg. That's off the map.

I don't even get it - native american women are selling all their casinos and opening restaurants?

i think the setup is supposed to be that you think "wow those NM's are really well off, eating in a fancy restaurant and all" and then the punchline is that they OWN the restaurant.

Cartoonist clearly has no idea how many resaurants end up as failed business ventures -- very expensive ones. Owning a restaurant is no guarantee of solvency, in fact rather the opposite.

yeah still not funny.

ok that native american one is totally off the charts

HEY GUY COME VISIT BROWNING WITH ME AND WE WILL HANG OUT ON BLACKFOOT REZ WHERE EVERYONE HAS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YOU FUCK

srsly my head is going to explode. i think the most impoverished counties in america are still largely on western reservations (ie not foxwoods)

I figgered it was all those fireworks sales makin the injuns rich

You could use that picture of Osama at the end of pretty much all these cartoons.

thats the guy who does celebrity puppetry right? what a fucking tool

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haha okay I laughed at the faithmouse giuliani one

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no fine asses no credibility

Fine

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I think i know where that thumb's a'goin'.

haha okay I laughed at the faithmouse giuliani one

me too. it's just catty.

I love that Osama's all "Ayyyy! Sit on it!"

These ones seem pretty pedestrian by the standards of much of this thread, but i'm how much these are joeks and how much is just straight belief/projection from these guys:

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so, uh, mike wallace is gun' kill himself, or what?

osama has a stingray attacking his face

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this is meme material

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GOOD GOD I thought I was fucking going INSANE when those drawings started BLINKING

If you're going to animate, then ANIMATE, don't do some horror-movie A-ha shit where I can't tell what's real anymore

nabisco OTM

CREEPY!

I need an Osama Bin Fonzie t-shirt now.

Osama needs to blink!

my dad sent me this. its like painfully unfunny.
http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/airborne_combat_engineer/2007/06/bring_our_troop.html

my dad sent me this. its like painfully unfunny.

Does your dad know that FDR was a Democrat? If anyone was calling for us not to get involved in WWII, it would have been conservative isolationists, right? So the analogy to the evil liberal media of today is ... ?

yeah I mean having deposed Hitler already and him having been hung by his fellow germans, D-day was kind of a waste of time

Well you just can't help but kill Nazis, man.

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Jeffrey Feldman wrote about the same kinda thing as what's going on in the cartoon, the conflation/transference of the "War on Terror" to the "War on Jihadism", which connects up quite nicely to the "culture war" thing that powered rightwingers for a coupla decades now.

That Iranian Crypt Keeper is cold. Hanging people from his bullets.

Of course the best way to fight the Iranian Jihad is to depose its biggest enemy regimes.

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so, uhm, they're gunna start humpin' next, right? right?

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HA. hahahahah. HA

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I kind of enjoy all these Thompson cartoons. Just the open lusting laid bare for a candidate other than the 10 actually declared. While many people would be happy if somebody like Gore finally declared(me among them), i'm more than fine with like 2-4 of the candidates we already got becoming elected.

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WE MUST PARDON THE INNOCENT MAN WHO'S MERELY BEEN PERSECUTED

http://pst.rbma.com/content/Mallard_Fillmore?date=20070611

like with the Time magazine thing, nothing proves how irrelevant something is than a legion of pundits taking a good amount of time to loudly bray how irrelevant something is.

oops, last one should be:

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070611.jpg

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This may be unpopular-but I have a lot of sympathy for Paris Hilton, influenced at least partially by her recent high-profile public appearances with a Bible and reports that she's praying while in jail. My previous Paris Hilton cartoon alluded to the fact that her great-grandfather Conrad, founder of Hilton Hotels, was a very committed Catholic.

I had to look up what Jude is the Saint of. Lost causes, it seems.