They're Remaking 'Alien' -- the 'Prometheus' thread

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Well yeah, but I thought she (Noomi Rapace) was off to roam the universe and deliver hurt unto the bastard Alien types with her sidekick David, a reconnected head. For thinking they was like God and shit.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

Hundreds of years pass ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

hurt, iirc, gets delivered unto the bastard alien types in the 1979 movie?

mind totally brown (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

heh

i am curious #yolo (wins), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

Scott is apparently doing a sequel sans Lindelof

Number None, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link

a bastard alien type gets delivered through John Hurt in that 1979 film but it's a different species.

Certainly looked at the end of Prometheus as though they intended to continue the story of the character played by Noomi Rapace. IMDB has an entry for a Prometheus 2 but not fully populated, so I am still wondering if that is on the books even if it is backburnered.

Was Prometheus thought to be a success on any level? Box office or critical or other audience-wise? Or was it just a mess that people went to see out of curiosity over the Ripley trilogy or quadrilogy or whatever.
& it probably was a better film than the Alien Vs Predator ones wasn't it, somebody probably already says that earlier in the thread.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link

it was a total success in being a huge wasteful clusterfuck and generating a great ilx thread

mind totally brown (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link

i think the AVP had such low expectations that people (incl. james cameron) were almost pleasantly surprised by it.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link

Was Prometheus thought to be a success on any level? Box office or critical or other audience-wise?

― Stevolende, Tuesday, December 10, 2013 4:57 PM (44 minutes ago)

Rotten Tomatoes = 74% (269 critical reviews), 69% audience
Metacritic = 65/100
IMDB = 7.1/10

Box Office
Worldwide Gross: $404M
Budget: $180M

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

lol fanboys will suck up any shit, proven by science again and again

Scotch Derek (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link

I watched Alien the other day and the scene with the navigator in the boneship is so haunting

cardamon, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link

This (Prometheus) is so unnecessary – everything that matters is there in that scene in Alien

cardamon, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link

Kind of more of a dilution of the franchise than AvP because it comes so much closer to being worthwhile

cardamon, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

nah there can't be a frame in AvP that's less worthwhile than this idiot joke

Scotch Derek (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:09 (ten years ago) link

and i say this assuming that AvP is shite for manchildren

Scotch Derek (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:10 (ten years ago) link

The thing with AvP is that the film taps into the lowest possible level of the Alien franchise – some execs clearly got together, looked up two Classic Movie Monsters, and put them together, much like they've been doing for years (Dracula vs Werewolf vs Swamp Man or whatever). As far as AvP is concerned, the Giger alien is just another movie monster with a set of abilities that we know about before we watch the film, it impregnates people like how Dracula drinks blood and the Mummy wears bandages.

IIRC you also see the alien's foot several times in the film which shows what level we're working on. AvP (and Alien Resurrection) might be bad films but they don't go anywhere near the parts of Alien that actually matter.

Whereas Prometheus ...

cardamon, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link

And it's also sad how much that was supposedly clever and revelatory (and which fell flat) in Prometheus was just a retread of AvP. I mean, they both feature the ageing/dying original Weyland on a quest to find alien answers, and discover the secret creators/rulers of humanity. In Prometheus they're space jockeys, in AvP they're Predators, and in neither case were the answers worth the viewing.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:10 (ten years ago) link

I'll take trash (AVP) over garbage (this)

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 05:21 (ten years ago) link

Are there any good films where it turns out that aliens created people? With the exception of Quatermass & The Pit I can't think of any

cardamon, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 06:42 (ten years ago) link

2001 bro (ok yeah you can split hairs about what constitutes "creation" but c'mon now)

it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 07:23 (ten years ago) link

From watching the lengthy making-of documentary on this, it's clear that the entire production was rushed due to a tight turnaround. The design departments managed to pull off - and I still think it looks great - but the script is, obviously, just a completely badly thought through, underdeveloped shambles, and Ridley Scott himself made a lot of bad choices on top of it (not least the last minute decision to back away from Prometheus being a straight ahead prequel to Alien). I don't hate it; I like the look of it, and the design, I like Fassbender and Theron, and I like the Forbidden Planet-y space exploration vibe, but it's massively frustrating, story wise.

AVP is just noise.

DavidM, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

A well designed, well acted prequel to a great franchise that has a piece of shit script is much more worthy of scorn than a knockoff avp type reboot

tracked like on pirate bay (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

tbf i did think it explored the theme of helmets rather well

shillelagh law (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

lindelof with insider fuckin knowledge there obv

tracked like on pirate bay (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

i'm hoping they make another one to go into that whole area of taking your boots off and putting them back on again

shillelagh law (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link

They covered that suit stuff pretty well in "Gravity," don't know if it will ever be done better.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

god i love this ridiculous movie

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link

I agree that AVP at least delivered what it promised - dumb schlock. It's still a headache to actually sit through though.

The whole of Prometheus needs to be redubbed with an entirely different script.

DavidM, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

YOU need to be redubbed with an entirely different script

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

this movie really stuck with me, remember the whole thing v clearly

not sure if that means it's quality but ...

the late great, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

I will go and watch the sequel in 2015

cardamon, Thursday, 12 December 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link

yeah, I agree that AvP was quite trashy dumbness but this was insultingly stupid, to the point where I just started openly laughing during the idiot autodoc sequence

This was bad enough that Lindelof had to respond on Twitter to the RedLetterMedia guys jubilantly trashing him so much

An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Thursday, 12 December 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link

"had to"

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 12 December 2013 06:34 (ten years ago) link

'Twas a most thorough drubbing

An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Thursday, 12 December 2013 06:47 (ten years ago) link

god i love this ridiculous movie

god i love *this* ridiculous movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0

Scuse me while I kiss this guy correspondent (ledge), Thursday, 12 December 2013 10:29 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBaKqOMGPWc

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 December 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link

Benjamin Button & Super Vagina

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

Dark Horse is putting out a whole interlocking line of Alien, Predator, AvP and Prometheus comics soon. Because:

lol fanboys will suck up any shit, proven by science again and again

Sticky Gary (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link

fuck, let's hope they can reconcile the timelines...

Number None, Friday, 13 December 2013 03:31 (ten years ago) link

pred ship

mh, Friday, 13 December 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link

Someone might be able to do something with Prometheus in comic book form

cardamon, Friday, 13 December 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link

It's certainly easier to just throw in the trash.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

there are really 3500 posts abt this?

if i were feeling generous i'd call it a missed opportunity.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:33 (ten years ago) link

I thought the same thing but then I watched the movie

, Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:44 (ten years ago) link

just so many simple things done poorly

call all destroyer, Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:49 (ten years ago) link

i was one of the poor simple things done when i paid to see this shit

is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:57 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz9WeLWauQQ

kind of great use of the Prometheus trailer music/genre, if a bit long. Would always rather watch The Black Hole in any case.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 2 February 2014 00:58 (ten years ago) link

Neat trailer. I always like it when people cut together modern-style trailers for older films.

President Frankenstein (kingfish), Sunday, 2 February 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link

recently watched all the hours of making-of stuff on my alien and blade runner DVDs; what happened after 1983 to turn ridley scott into such a boring old fart?

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 13 February 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link


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