got yall a cake

tell us

don't?

I think I will not say anything, except that those cakes were based off of a single cake involved in a racist-customer incident at a toney Boston cake shop where a friend once worked.

that should do it-- the rest of the details are only funny if you know the people involved.

http://www.aboutthecake.com/18b55fea0.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/wordlove.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/bigtip.jpg

i think the saddest part about these cakes is not that the people are too stupid to get contextual clues from a note, but are actually so beaten down and broken by their cake-making jobs that they just robotically throw whatever on without thinking.

this one is extra sad because you know the people who wanted it were not only NICE people but people who really wanted the cake at a certain time

Guys, i'm really thinking that a lot of these cakes are examples of shenanigans being pulled.

I'm kind of with you.

There's no way Congrats on your teen pregnancy isn't some loller collegehumor.com goon who works at publix

So?

this is a thread for pictures of stupid cakes

can yall manage not to poop one (1) party

jesus christ in here

id like to decorate cakes for a living

okay this thread making me lol irl

http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/435_rubiksCake.jpg

FUCK YES

if you solve the cake, pinhead pops out and sings happy birthday mister president

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/bigtip.jpg

omg how the 12 is done in u r 12 y/o today style

like their mind wasnt quite working at a differentiate between the instructions and the message aspects of the note but it did flag the 12 for special attention - that info i guess resides at cake decorator lizard brain level

http://santinorice.com/uploaded_images/tino_cake.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1HRKxZP7XIE/RmIg5jiVPgI/AAAAAAAAAl4/oFI686JgM3M/s320/cut+cake.jpg

Hahaha what a dumbass -- not only did they forget to write anything on the cake, but there's several pieces of it missing as well! lol.

http://cakeirony.ytmnd.com/

here is a cake i made for the kids 2nd birthday this weekend:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3572/3320837189_4a3591e75d_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/3320837315_fde94d20d4_o.jpg

purty. what's the grey granulated stuff?

Silver sugar crystals

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SZ28r73n5KI/AAAAAAAACCk/nwgoXiQHPnU/s1600-h/Kevin+V.jpg

I do not think I could eat this cake

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/902ca6e82b1a9fe15f53ca270380069cbfb.jpg

sometimes i worry that i'm gonna be one of those goatse cake people who can't have any jokes are points of reference unless they appear on the internet.

Has anyone ever been to a party where, by the end, it just devolves into people gathering around a computer and playing their favorite youtubes? that bums me out so much.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, February 19, 2009 5:40 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Me still OTM.

on the second paragraph at least

i try to steer the party back, but people get so caught up in hamster on a piano.

eating popcorn on a piano?

hate that so much!

aw tza! you can't show love for parry gripp!!??!

http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif

resignation letter

http://i43.tinypic.com/izmjc6.jpg

resignation letter

need bigger picture.

people who are not grady

"Dear Mr. Bowers,

During the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim.

However, I have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. I am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and I wish this organization only the finest in future endeavors.

Please accept this cake as notification that I am leaving my position with NWT on March 27.

Sincerely,

W. Neil berrett"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5000243/Man-resigns-from-job-by-handing-in-notice-on-cake.html

It's actually W. Neil Berrett holding the cake in the picture. I'm kind of disappointed, I'd been hoping that the guy was from the cake shop and was delivering the cake, and that the words on it were more like "shove yer feckin' job, w***er!". Because if I were ever to resign by cake, that's what I'd do. I guess that it just goes to show that not everyone in the world is as misanthropic as I am obviously.

"as part of our on going initiative to transition to a paperless workspace all documents will be cake"

related: http://www.library.uiuc.edu/ediblebooks/

okay it is totally unsurprising to me that someone who dresses like that would resign via cake

xp to Weiney I have been at those Youtube parties, ugh - Youtube should be closed on Friday and Saturday nights from 7pm to 3am.

srsly, who the fuck turns on Youtube at a party

(xxxxpost) saves on buying paper shredders - if you need to destroy a document, simply eat it...

I mean, a small dinner is one thing, but at a PARTY you should be drinking/dancing/making out/puking/passing out/getting molested by your so-called "friend"/galloping towards a tragic death/playing cards/etc

At my old house there was no smoking inside but people often gathered in the mudroom to smoke & exhale toward the open door, this was the room with the computers in it, hence the many nights where the parties devolved into Youtube parties :( I blame my roommate.

yah in my experience its more in a gathering type situation or when the party has dwindled to a gathering size

with the computers in it

So you could play MUDs in the mudroom?

http://www.recipe4living.com/uploadedImages/Birthday%20Cake_nocandle.jpg