Girl, you must be a teaspoonful because you are the amount that a teaspoon can hold.

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Girl, you must be a paucity because you are smallness of number; fewness.

deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be an impasse because you are a road or passage having no exit; a cul-de-sac.

Some of these sound more like break-up lines to me...

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a gayety because you are variant of gaiety.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a cataract because you are a large or high waterfall.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a victim because you are a living creature slain and offered as a sacrifice during a religious rite.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a merger because you are the act or an instance of merging; union.

deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a hyperbole because you are a figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

I want to write a comedy sketch around this concept

deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a mister because you are necessity; the necessary time.

That's not how I expected "girl, you must be a mister" to continue..?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a wildflower because you are a flowering plant that grows in a natural, uncultivated state.

deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

rowr

deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a simplification because you are a valid simple argument

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a spreadsheet because you are a piece of paper with rows and columns for recording financial data for use in comparative analysis.

That one is pretty sexy

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be an uranium because you are a heavy silvery-white metallic element, radioactive and toxic, easily oxidized, and having 14 known isotopes of which U 238 is the most abundant in nature. The element occurs in several minerals, including uraninite and carnotite, from which it is extracted and processed for use in research, nuclear fuels, and nuclear weapons. Atomic number 92; atomic weight 238.03; melting point 1,132°C; boiling point 3,818°C; specific gravity 18.95; valence 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. See Table at element.

Milton Parker, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a landscaping because you are present participle of landscape.

deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a Frenchman because you are a man who is a native or inhabitant of France.

http://www.shutterbug.com/images/imagecache/960-wide/photopost/data/500/4391brooke_french_man_revised.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a sandbox because you are a low box filled with sand for children to play in.

Mark G, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a blocker because you are agent noun of block; something that blocks something specific.

When you popped Apollonia, it kinda popped my brain. (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 21 November 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a tractor because you are something that pulls or draws.

a beef supreme (dog latin), Thursday, 21 November 2013 01:28 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a diarrhea because you are excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.

a beef supreme (dog latin), Thursday, 21 November 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a stepson because you are a spouse's son by a previous union.

a beef supreme (dog latin), Thursday, 21 November 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a pile because you are a voltaic pile.

When you popped Apollonia, it kinda popped my brain. (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 21 November 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a behaviour because you are chiefly British Variant of behavior.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 November 2013 01:35 (ten years ago) link

oh god

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 21 November 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a domino because you are a country expected to react politically to events as predicted by the domino theory: "The dominos did indeed fall in Indochina” ( Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.)

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 November 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a tubing because you are a system of tubes.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 November 2013 05:22 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a kiosk because you are a small structure, often open on one or more sides, used as a newsstand or booth

so much lols

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 November 2013 05:24 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a solution because you are the state of being dissolved.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 21 November 2013 05:24 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a nephew because you are the illegitimate son of an ecclesiastic who has taken a vow of celibacy.

Davey D, Thursday, 21 November 2013 05:49 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a sulphate because you are alternative spelling of sulfate.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Thursday, 21 November 2013 05:55 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a mantelpiece because you are chiefly Eastern & Southern U.S. See mantel.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 05:56 (ten years ago) link

ok this works:

Girl, you must be a beauty because you are the quality that gives pleasure to the mind or senses and is associated with such properties as harmony of form or color, excellence of artistry, truthfulness, and originality.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Thursday, 21 November 2013 05:57 (ten years ago) link

I get about four words into every single one of these and the laughing fit won't stop.

Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2013 05:57 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be an orgasm because you are to experience an orgasm.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 05:58 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a Kaiser because you are any of the emperors of the Holy Roman Empire (962-1806), of Austria (1806-1918), or of Germany (1871-1918).

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:00 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a contrivance because you are something contrived, as a mechanical device or a clever plan.

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:00 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a rapper because you are one that raps or strikes, especially a door knocker.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:00 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a Clift because you are clift, Montgomery 1920-1966. American actor known for his performances in Red River (1948), From Here to Eternity (1953), and Judgment at Nuremberg (1961).

^^^ nailed it

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:01 (ten years ago) link

This one is coming on a bit strong:

Boy, you must be a housing because you are a hole, groove, or slot in a piece of wood into which another piece is inserted.

Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:03 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a volleyball because you are the inflated, spherical ball used in this game.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:04 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a Cordoba because you are alternative form of Córdoba.

Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:06 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a fanfare because you are a spectacular public display.

Daaaaaaamn

Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:07 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a heartache because you are emotional anguish; sorrow. See Synonyms at regret.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:12 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a breeder because you are an animal kept to produce offspring.

:O

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:14 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a stalker because you are any of various devices for removing the stalk from plants during harvesting.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:17 (ten years ago) link

xpost maybe it'd work in utah

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:17 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a Chico because you are a city of northern California northwest of Sacramento. It is a processing and packing center in an almond-growing region. Population: 73,300.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:19 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a drawer because you are underpants.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:26 (ten years ago) link

Girl, you must be a groundwork because you are a foundation; a basis. See Synonyms at base1.

Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:48 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a stallion because you are an adult male horse that has not been castrated, especially one kept for breeding.

[lacks nuance]

Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Thursday, 21 November 2013 06:53 (ten years ago) link

Boy, you must be a locust because you are the wood of one of these trees.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 November 2013 07:02 (ten years ago) link


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