Girl, you must be a teaspoonful because you are the amount that a teaspoon can hold.

Boy, you must be a wreckage because you are the debris of something wrecked.

Boy, you must be a firefly because you are any of various nocturnal beetles of the family Lampyridae, characteristically having luminescent chemicals in the posterior tip of the abdomen that produce a flashing light. Also called lightning bug. See Regional Note at lightning bug.

Smooth.

Girl, you must be a dejection because you are evacuation of the intestinal tract; defecation.

;_;

This, on the other hand:

Girl, you must be a juggernaut because you are something, such as a belief or institution, that elicits blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed.

YEAH.

Girl, you must be a gridiron because you are football The game itself.

Girl, you must be a Starr because you are starr, Bryan Bartlett Known as "Bart.” Born 1934. American football player and coach. As quarterback for the Green Bay Packers (1956-1971), he led his team to five National Football League titles and victories in the first two Super Bowls.

Girl, you must be an erection because you are the act of erecting.

Girl, you must be a manslaughter because you are the unlawful killing of one human by another without express or implied intent to do injury.

gonna use that one ty xpost

Decent lyric:

Boy, you must be a fixation because you are an obsessive preoccupation.

Boy, you must be a reproduction because you are something reproduced, especially in the faithfulness of its resemblance to the form and elements of the original: a fine reproduction of a painting by Matisse.

Girl, you must be an improvement because you are the state of being improved.

Boy, you must be a sixty because you are the decade from 60 to 69 in a century.

Girl, you must be an outpouring because you are something that pours out or is poured out; an outflow: an outpouring of lava; an outpouring of charges and countercharges.

Girl, you must be a sperm because you are semen.

Girl, you must be a concoction because you are the act of perfecting or maturing.

Girl, you must be a Madame because you are used as a courtesy title before the surname or full name of a woman, especially a married woman, in a French-speaking area: Madame Cartier; Madame Jacqueline Cartier.

Boy, you must be a typography because you are the composition of printed material from movable type.

Boy, you must be a measle because you are a tapeworm larva.

"Girl, you must be a bingo because you are a game of chance in which each player has one or more cards printed with differently numbered squares on which to place markers when the respective numbers are drawn and announced by a caller. The first player to mark a complete row of numbers is the winner."

http://i1.wp.com/www.geeksunleashed.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Hans-Landa.jpg

Boy, you must be a Tuesday because you are the third day of the week.

i could get lost in this

Girl, you must be a masturbation because you are excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

^^^ 99.9% that one will get ANYONE laid

Girl, you must be a surfing because you are the sport of riding on the crest or along the tunnel of a wave, especially while standing or lying on a surfboard. Also called surfboarding.

'can i ride along the tunnel of your wave?'

Girl, you must be a fiasco because you are a complete failure.

HARSH.

Girl, you must be a sideboard because you are chiefly British Sideburns.

Girl, you must be a triangle because you are any of various flat, three-sided drawing and drafting guides, used especially to draw straight lines at specific angles.

Boy, you must be an impersonator because you are one who fraudulently impersonates another person.

Girl, you must be a farmer because you are a simple, unsophisticated person; a bumpkin.

Boy, you must be a conquest because you are one that has been captivated or overcome: The pianist made a conquest of every audience on the tour.

Leave the pianist out of this!

Girl, you must be a paucity because you are smallness of number; fewness.

Girl, you must be an impasse because you are a road or passage having no exit; a cul-de-sac.

Some of these sound more like break-up lines to me...

Girl, you must be a gayety because you are variant of gaiety.

Boy, you must be a cataract because you are a large or high waterfall.

Boy, you must be a victim because you are a living creature slain and offered as a sacrifice during a religious rite.

Girl, you must be a merger because you are the act or an instance of merging; union.

Girl, you must be a hyperbole because you are a figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

I want to write a comedy sketch around this concept

Girl, you must be a mister because you are necessity; the necessary time.

That's not how I expected "girl, you must be a mister" to continue..?

Boy, you must be a wildflower because you are a flowering plant that grows in a natural, uncultivated state.

rowr

Girl, you must be a simplification because you are a valid simple argument

Girl, you must be a spreadsheet because you are a piece of paper with rows and columns for recording financial data for use in comparative analysis.

That one is pretty sexy

Girl, you must be an uranium because you are a heavy silvery-white metallic element, radioactive and toxic, easily oxidized, and having 14 known isotopes of which U 238 is the most abundant in nature. The element occurs in several minerals, including uraninite and carnotite, from which it is extracted and processed for use in research, nuclear fuels, and nuclear weapons. Atomic number 92; atomic weight 238.03; melting point 1,132°C; boiling point 3,818°C; specific gravity 18.95; valence 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. See Table at element.

Girl, you must be a landscaping because you are present participle of landscape.

Girl, you must be a Frenchman because you are a man who is a native or inhabitant of France.

http://www.shutterbug.com/images/imagecache/960-wide/photopost/data/500/4391brooke_french_man_revised.jpg

Girl, you must be a sandbox because you are a low box filled with sand for children to play in.

Boy, you must be a blocker because you are agent noun of block; something that blocks something specific.

Girl, you must be a tractor because you are something that pulls or draws.

Boy, you must be a diarrhea because you are excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.

Boy, you must be really something because you are a substance which exists independently of my perception.

Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.

damn, girl

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^^^ still made me burst into audible laughter

Girl, you must be a nozzle because you are a projecting part with an opening, as at the end of a hose, for regulating and directing a flow of fluid.

http://nonsense.x2d.org/

Sex is a storyteller without equal.

Sex is often one floor above you.

Boy, you must be an innard because you are entrail; gut; intestine.

Girl, you must be a prelate because you are a high-ranking member of the clergy, especially a bishop.

Girl, you must be a schooner because you are a fore-and-aft rigged sailing vessel having at least two masts, with a foremast that is usually smaller than the other masts.

Girl, you must be a robin because you are a small Old World bird (Erithacus rubecula) having an orange breast and a brown back. Also called robin redbreast

Girl, you must be a Girl, you must be joke because you follow the format Girl, you must be followed by a noun and an explanation of why you resemble that noun.

Girl, you must be an autobiography because you are the biography of a person written by that person.

girl are u the new health care bill? cuz ur skinny, ur mysterious, and ur gonna fuck me

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 27, 2017

<3

lol

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