Girl, you must be a teaspoonful because you are the amount that a teaspoon can hold.

Boy, you must be a cyclist because you are one who rides or races a bicycle, motorcycle, or similar vehicle.

I am definitely thinking about using the gravy one irl.

Boy, you must be an extermination because you are the act of exterminating; total destruction; eradication; excision; as, the extermination of inhabitants or tribes, of error or vice, or of weeds from a field.

Girl, you must be a murderer because you are one who commits murder.

Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.

damn, girl

Boy, you must be a pudding because you are a sausagelike preparation made with minced meat or various other ingredients stuffed into a bag or skin and boiled.

By which I mean, SEXXXAY.

Girl, you must be a Nickelodeon because you are a small, rudimentary movie theater that charged five cents for admission, popular in North America from about 1905 to 1915.

Boy, you must be a viking because you are asleep and dreaming that you are literally a viking

Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.

damn, girl

yeah this made me burst into audible laughter at my cubicle

Girl, you must be a mutation because you are genetics A mutant.

Genetics A. Mutant is my Throbbing Gristle name.

Girl, you must be a shaking because you are present participle of shake.

(I spit this one at the club on the regular)

Girl, you must be a registration because you are an entry in a register.

*tilts fedora rakishly, starts dropping negs*

Boy, you must be a migraine because you are a severe recurring headache, usually affecting only one side of the head, characterized by sharp pain and often accompanied by nausea, vomiting, and visual disturbances. Also called megrim.

(the Nickelodeon one had me helpless)

Girl, you must be a technicality because you are something meaningful or relevant only to a specialist: a legal technicality.

Girl, you must be a homeland because you are one's native land.

(John Mayer meets The Proclaimers)

Boy, you must be a milking because you are the act by which a cow, etc. is milked.

Girl, you must be a healer because you are one that heals or attempts to heal, especially a faith healer.

Says Bono

Girl, you must be a farthing because you are something of very little value.

Ouch! I'm out..

Boy, you must be a shamble because you are a shuffling gait.

(I lied)

Boy, you must be a doorman because you are a man employed to attend the entrance of a hotel, apartment house, or other building.

Boy, you must be an opium because you are a bitter, yellowish-brown, strongly addictive narcotic drug prepared from the dried juice of unripe pods of the opium poppy and containing alkaloids such as morphine, codeine, and papaverine.

Girl, you must be a picker because you are a fragment of gold smaller than a nugget but large enough to be picked up.

Boy, you must be a wreckage because you are the debris of something wrecked.

Boy, you must be a firefly because you are any of various nocturnal beetles of the family Lampyridae, characteristically having luminescent chemicals in the posterior tip of the abdomen that produce a flashing light. Also called lightning bug. See Regional Note at lightning bug.

Smooth.

Girl, you must be a dejection because you are evacuation of the intestinal tract; defecation.

;_;

This, on the other hand:

Girl, you must be a juggernaut because you are something, such as a belief or institution, that elicits blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed.

YEAH.

Girl, you must be a gridiron because you are football The game itself.

Girl, you must be a Starr because you are starr, Bryan Bartlett Known as "Bart.” Born 1934. American football player and coach. As quarterback for the Green Bay Packers (1956-1971), he led his team to five National Football League titles and victories in the first two Super Bowls.

Girl, you must be an erection because you are the act of erecting.

Girl, you must be a manslaughter because you are the unlawful killing of one human by another without express or implied intent to do injury.

gonna use that one ty xpost

Decent lyric:

Boy, you must be a fixation because you are an obsessive preoccupation.

Boy, you must be a reproduction because you are something reproduced, especially in the faithfulness of its resemblance to the form and elements of the original: a fine reproduction of a painting by Matisse.

Girl, you must be an improvement because you are the state of being improved.

Boy, you must be a sixty because you are the decade from 60 to 69 in a century.

Girl, you must be an outpouring because you are something that pours out or is poured out; an outflow: an outpouring of lava; an outpouring of charges and countercharges.

Girl, you must be a sperm because you are semen.

Girl, you must be a concoction because you are the act of perfecting or maturing.

Girl, you must be a Madame because you are used as a courtesy title before the surname or full name of a woman, especially a married woman, in a French-speaking area: Madame Cartier; Madame Jacqueline Cartier.

Boy, you must be a typography because you are the composition of printed material from movable type.

Boy, you must be a measle because you are a tapeworm larva.

"Girl, you must be a bingo because you are a game of chance in which each player has one or more cards printed with differently numbered squares on which to place markers when the respective numbers are drawn and announced by a caller. The first player to mark a complete row of numbers is the winner."

http://i1.wp.com/www.geeksunleashed.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Hans-Landa.jpg

Boy, you must be a Tuesday because you are the third day of the week.

i could get lost in this

Girl, you must be a masturbation because you are excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

^^^ 99.9% that one will get ANYONE laid

Girl, you must be a surfing because you are the sport of riding on the crest or along the tunnel of a wave, especially while standing or lying on a surfboard. Also called surfboarding.

'can i ride along the tunnel of your wave?'

Girl, you must be a fiasco because you are a complete failure.

HARSH.

Girl, you must be a chap because you are informal A man or boy; a fellow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

...and is the goal of human evolution.

Wow, that's a hell of a compliment.

oh u can't submit words? I had one that occurred to me.

Girl, you must be a predator because you are an organism that lives by preying on other organisms.

https://twitter.com/are_u_a_bot

Boy, you must be a nightingale because you are a European songbird (Luscinia megarhynchos) with reddish-brown plumage, noted for the melodious song of the male at night during the breeding season.

Boy, you must be an autopilot because you are automatic pilot.

Girl, you must be a jenny because you are the female of certain animals, especially the donkey and the wren.

Boy, you must be a meringue because you are a small pastry shell or cake made of stiffly beaten, baked egg whites and sugar, often containing fruit or nutmeats.

Boy, you must be a symmetry because you are beauty as a result of balance or harmonious arrangement.

Girl, you must be this thread because you are still not funny after all this time.

Girl, you must be a trolling because you are present participle of troll.

Here I go a-trolling

Girl, you must be an in-joke because your primary purpose is to consolidate in-group identification

Boy, you must be a perversity because you are an instance of being perverse.

Girl, you must be a comic because you are a comedian.

Girl, you must be an ILX thread post because you are a post on an ILX thread.

Girl, you must be a girl because you are a young or relatively young woman.

Girl, you must be the Ahnenerbe-SS because you abuse archaeology in the service of an ideology of race hate and bizarre crypto-religion of pan-germanic mysticism.

http://nonsense.x2d.org/

not really as good but w/e

Stew and rum shoots pineapples with a machinegun.

Wondrous awe lies ahead, what with the future yet to come.

I.. yeah.

Stupidity is a storyteller without equal.

Boy, you must be really something because you are a substance which exists independently of my perception.

Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.

damn, girl

― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, November 20, 2013 11:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ still made me burst into audible laughter

Girl, you must be a nozzle because you are a projecting part with an opening, as at the end of a hose, for regulating and directing a flow of fluid.

http://nonsense.x2d.org/

Sex is a storyteller without equal.

Sex is often one floor above you.

Boy, you must be an innard because you are entrail; gut; intestine.

Girl, you must be a prelate because you are a high-ranking member of the clergy, especially a bishop.

Girl, you must be a schooner because you are a fore-and-aft rigged sailing vessel having at least two masts, with a foremast that is usually smaller than the other masts.

Girl, you must be a robin because you are a small Old World bird (Erithacus rubecula) having an orange breast and a brown back. Also called robin redbreast

Girl, you must be a Girl, you must be joke because you follow the format Girl, you must be followed by a noun and an explanation of why you resemble that noun.

Girl, you must be an autobiography because you are the biography of a person written by that person.

girl are u the new health care bill? cuz ur skinny, ur mysterious, and ur gonna fuck me

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 27, 2017

<3

lol

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