Girl, you must be a lipstick because you are a small stick of waxy lip coloring enclosed in a cylindrical case.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a gravy because you are a sauce made by thickening and seasoning these juices.
Boy, you must be a simplification because you are the act of simplifying or something that has been simplified
also: You Must Be
― deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
omg emil.y that last one sounds like an actual failed line
So this is what djp was doing yesterday. Bit disappointed it's an actual thing & not just something he spontaneously decided to do
― international mons day (wins), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a goblin because you are a grotesque elfin creature of folklore, thought to work mischief or evil.
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a marketplace because you are a situation or place in which values, opinions, and ideas are put forward for debate or recognition: a marketplace for new ideas; the literary marketplace.
― deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
I keep reading the "Boy" ones in the sense of "Oh boy!"
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a cyclist because you are one who rides or races a bicycle, motorcycle, or similar vehicle.
― deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
I am definitely thinking about using the gravy one irl.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be an extermination because you are the act of exterminating; total destruction; eradication; excision; as, the extermination of inhabitants or tribes, of error or vice, or of weeds from a field.
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a murderer because you are one who commits murder.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.
damn, girl
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a pudding because you are a sausagelike preparation made with minced meat or various other ingredients stuffed into a bag or skin and boiled.
By which I mean, SEXXXAY.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Nickelodeon because you are a small, rudimentary movie theater that charged five cents for admission, popular in North America from about 1905 to 1915.
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a viking because you are asleep and dreaming that you are literally a viking
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.damn, girl
yeah this made me burst into audible laughter at my cubicle
― deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a mutation because you are genetics A mutant.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
Genetics A. Mutant is my Throbbing Gristle name.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a shaking because you are present participle of shake.
(I spit this one at the club on the regular)
― William Brosinski (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a registration because you are an entry in a register.
*tilts fedora rakishly, starts dropping negs*
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a migraine because you are a severe recurring headache, usually affecting only one side of the head, characterized by sharp pain and often accompanied by nausea, vomiting, and visual disturbances. Also called megrim.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
(the Nickelodeon one had me helpless)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a technicality because you are something meaningful or relevant only to a specialist: a legal technicality.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a homeland because you are one's native land.
(John Mayer meets The Proclaimers)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a milking because you are the act by which a cow, etc. is milked.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a healer because you are one that heals or attempts to heal, especially a faith healer.
Says Bono
Girl, you must be a farthing because you are something of very little value.
Ouch! I'm out..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a shamble because you are a shuffling gait.
(I lied)
Boy, you must be a doorman because you are a man employed to attend the entrance of a hotel, apartment house, or other building.
― deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be an opium because you are a bitter, yellowish-brown, strongly addictive narcotic drug prepared from the dried juice of unripe pods of the opium poppy and containing alkaloids such as morphine, codeine, and papaverine.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a picker because you are a fragment of gold smaller than a nugget but large enough to be picked up.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a wreckage because you are the debris of something wrecked.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a firefly because you are any of various nocturnal beetles of the family Lampyridae, characteristically having luminescent chemicals in the posterior tip of the abdomen that produce a flashing light. Also called lightning bug. See Regional Note at lightning bug.
Smooth.
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a dejection because you are evacuation of the intestinal tract; defecation.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
;_;
This, on the other hand:
Girl, you must be a juggernaut because you are something, such as a belief or institution, that elicits blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed.
YEAH.
Girl, you must be a gridiron because you are football The game itself.
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Starr because you are starr, Bryan Bartlett Known as "Bart.” Born 1934. American football player and coach. As quarterback for the Green Bay Packers (1956-1971), he led his team to five National Football League titles and victories in the first two Super Bowls.
― chilli, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be an erection because you are the act of erecting.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a manslaughter because you are the unlawful killing of one human by another without express or implied intent to do injury.
― deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link
gonna use that one ty xpost
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link
Decent lyric:
Boy, you must be a fixation because you are an obsessive preoccupation.
― jmm, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a reproduction because you are something reproduced, especially in the faithfulness of its resemblance to the form and elements of the original: a fine reproduction of a painting by Matisse.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be an improvement because you are the state of being improved.
― deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a sixty because you are the decade from 60 to 69 in a century.
― deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be an outpouring because you are something that pours out or is poured out; an outflow: an outpouring of lava; an outpouring of charges and countercharges.
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a sperm because you are semen.
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:23 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a concoction because you are the act of perfecting or maturing.
― deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Madame because you are used as a courtesy title before the surname or full name of a woman, especially a married woman, in a French-speaking area: Madame Cartier; Madame Jacqueline Cartier.
― When you popped Apollonia, it kinda popped my brain. (weatheringdaleson), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
Boy, we are all standpoints!
― Mark G, Friday, 11 July 2014 10:38 (nine years ago) link
Boy, you must be an inanity because you are something empty of meaning or sense.
:(
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 11 July 2014 10:40 (nine years ago) link
is this thread meant to be funny?
― lex pretend, Friday, 11 July 2014 11:09 (nine years ago) link
Results may vary.
― Evan, Friday, 11 July 2014 11:23 (nine years ago) link
Boy, you must be a superman because you are an ideal superior man who, according to Nietzsche, forgoes transient pleasure, exercises creative power, lives at a level of experience beyond standards of good and evil, and is the goal of human evolution. Also called overman.
― slugbuggy, Friday, 11 July 2014 11:26 (nine years ago) link
x-post
― slugbuggy, Friday, 11 July 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link
Xpost?
― Mark G, Friday, 11 July 2014 11:29 (nine years ago) link
forgoes transient pleasure of stupid memes, that man does
― slugbuggy, Friday, 11 July 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be a chap because you are informal A man or boy; a fellow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 11 July 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link
...and is the goal of human evolution.
Wow, that's a hell of a compliment.
― Evan, Friday, 11 July 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
oh u can't submit words? I had one that occurred to me.
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be a predator because you are an organism that lives by preying on other organisms.
― bernard snowy, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/are_u_a_bot
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 04:04 (nine years ago) link
Boy, you must be a nightingale because you are a European songbird (Luscinia megarhynchos) with reddish-brown plumage, noted for the melodious song of the male at night during the breeding season.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 07:43 (nine years ago) link
Boy, you must be an autopilot because you are automatic pilot.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be a jenny because you are the female of certain animals, especially the donkey and the wren.
Boy, you must be a meringue because you are a small pastry shell or cake made of stiffly beaten, baked egg whites and sugar, often containing fruit or nutmeats.
― Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link
Boy, you must be a symmetry because you are beauty as a result of balance or harmonious arrangement.
― Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be this thread because you are still not funny after all this time.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be a trolling because you are present participle of troll.
― Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link
Here I go a-trolling
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be an in-joke because your primary purpose is to consolidate in-group identification
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link
Boy, you must be a perversity because you are an instance of being perverse.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be a comic because you are a comedian.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be an ILX thread post because you are a post on an ILX thread.
― Soylent News Service (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be a girl because you are a young or relatively young woman.
― U SNOOZE U LOOZE BRAH (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be the Ahnenerbe-SS because you abuse archaeology in the service of an ideology of race hate and bizarre crypto-religion of pan-germanic mysticism.
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link
http://nonsense.x2d.org/
― Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link
not really as good but w/e
― Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link
Stew and rum shoots pineapples with a machinegun.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link
Wondrous awe lies ahead, what with the future yet to come.
I.. yeah.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link
Stupidity is a storyteller without equal.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link
Boy, you must be really something because you are a substance which exists independently of my perception.
― drash, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.damn, girl― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, November 20, 2013 11:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, November 20, 2013 11:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^ still made me burst into audible laughter
― DJP, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be a nozzle because you are a projecting part with an opening, as at the end of a hose, for regulating and directing a flow of fluid.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 12:52 (eight years ago) link
Sex is a storyteller without equal.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 12:55 (eight years ago) link
Sex is often one floor above you.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 13:01 (eight years ago) link
Boy, you must be an innard because you are entrail; gut; intestine.
― Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 16:10 (eight years ago) link
Girl, you must be a prelate because you are a high-ranking member of the clergy, especially a bishop.
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 31 March 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link
Girl, you must be a schooner because you are a fore-and-aft rigged sailing vessel having at least two masts, with a foremast that is usually smaller than the other masts.
― Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link
Girl, you must be a robin because you are a small Old World bird (Erithacus rubecula) having an orange breast and a brown back. Also called robin redbreast
― Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Girl, you must be joke because you follow the format Girl, you must be followed by a noun and an explanation of why you resemble that noun.
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 1 April 2016 10:15 (eight years ago) link
Girl, you must be an autobiography because you are the biography of a person written by that person.
― ¶ (DJP), Friday, 11 November 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link
girl are u the new health care bill? cuz ur skinny, ur mysterious, and ur gonna fuck me— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 27, 2017
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 July 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link
<3
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 July 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
lol
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 27 July 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
VG+
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 July 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link