rolling American football death spiral thread

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two weeks pass...

poor football ;_;

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link

so are countless comment pundits correct? would taking the helmets away from players solve this issue?

Mordy , Tuesday, 3 December 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

it might change certain behavior helpfully, probably mostly for linemen, but you'd be left with some gruesome accidental contact inherent to large fast people running into each other/the ground

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link

we wouldn't have to wonder if we'll ever see a player die during a televised game for much longer

balls, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link

You're not going to change 14+ years of ingrained behavior (any given NFL player has been playing tackle with pads and helmets since he was eight or nine years old) overnight by taking away helmets. Nor are you going to reverse the existence of 320-pound men who can run a 4.6 40 - they didn't exist when football was played with padded leather helmets.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link

rugby

caek, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 02:23 (ten years ago) link

seems like it wd be easier if u just banned football

to BRR! is humane (m bison), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link

u can't ban the nfl; it's a non-profit

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 03:54 (ten years ago) link

so are countless comment pundits correct? would taking the helmets away from players solve this issue?

― Mordy , Monday, December 2, 2013 8:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, its a stupid idea

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link

If the experts cited by Frontline were really onto something, he says, "society would look like Night of the Living Dead."

welllllll

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link

because, as we know, the vast majority of Americans have played in the NFL

Aimless, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10366514/former-detroit-lions-rb-jahvid-best-suing-nfl-helmet-maker

Not sure if this is going to become anything, but the fact that a 24 year old is suing the NFL over concussions is pretty significant

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link

"society would look like Night of the Living Dead."

I hate to tell you, but...

What do I think? Compensez-vous! (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 16:32 (ten years ago) link

"would taking the helmets away from players solve this issue?"

I don't think so, the move to helmets and pads really starts as there was quite a few deaths back in the dawn of the sport at the turn of the last century. Teddy Roosevelt being one of the people that led for changes in the game to make it less violent and deadly.

earlnash, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link

Yet Rugby players don't have this problem in anything the numbers American football players do

What do I think? Compensez-vous! (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link

They may not have the forward pass but they do have the forward kick in open play

What do I think? Compensez-vous! (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

The nature of the scrum and how the ball moves in rugby is pretty different than American football where the game starts from a set every play with active motion behind the line and having the forward pass. From that you don't get as many full speed blind side hits like you do in American football.

NFL changing the rules to emphasize the pass I think has had unintended consequences on these blind side hits, as clubs study each others plays and there are tons of times defensive players look at a setup and know exactly where the ball might go, as so much of modern passing are timing patterns where the QB is just throwing to a certain spot the field. They just basically wait like an assassin for the ball and receiver to get to that point and just totally unload on the offensive player. Those kind of "helmet to helmet" hits are where the NFL football have been trying to make the changes and on plays where the player gets blind sided like getting hit by a truck.

NFL players are just athletic freaks, the range of size and speed of some of these guys at this point is pretty staggering. Even the average college offensive line will have five guys averaging 300 pounds each. Back in the 80s when the Fridge played, he was huge, now he would be just a bit over average and some of these huge men are amazingly fast for their size.

earlnash, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link

Illegalize zone defenses. Massive blow up hits don't happen in man to man

Did Javid best sue cal and the PAC-12 too? The guy was basically a vegetable before he got to the League due to concussions.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Saturday, 1 February 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link

yeah the cal play when he got injured was one of the roughest things i've watched

polyphonic, Saturday, 1 February 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

i was watching some episodes of friday night tykes + it's pretty horrifying and I no longer believe organized tackle football should be legal, at least in that age bracket

Mordy , Thursday, 13 March 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link

re: Rugby, I read something that suggested concussions have been under-diagnosed.

Gibbering Hard Gibberish Soft (Leee), Thursday, 13 March 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

Reading and enjoying the fascinating Against Football right now. Paints a good picture of the sport as an exploitative business and a cultural sickness.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 12 September 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link

a week ago i heard that Seattle won the last Super Bowl, and laughed

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 September 2014 04:12 (nine years ago) link

people flipped a shit around here that's for sure

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 12 September 2014 04:34 (nine years ago) link

when they had a victory parade I think the whole blighted countryside of western Washington crowded into five square blocks

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 12 September 2014 04:35 (nine years ago) link

@DennisThePerrin
When I see #NFL fans fight in the stands, I think: 1) Yes, dance to your masters' tune! 2) Why spill a perfectly good $18 lite beer?

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link

@DennisThePerrin
When I see #NFL fans fight in the stands, I think: 1) Yes, dance to your masters' tune! 2) Why spill a perfectly good $18 lite beer?

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, September 24, 2014 3:20 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When I see "Dennis Perrin" i see a massive pussy

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Monday, 29 September 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link

i see a guy who tweets like english is his second or third language.

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 September 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link

I never heard of the guy so I tried to research him on the Internet. Unfortunately all that came up is his twitter account. Apparently some non-entity

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Monday, 29 September 2014 03:04 (nine years ago) link

so you guys could bond over that

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

Perrin is a pretty big NFL fan

fuck your motherfucking asshole sport btw

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

stop c+ping his stupid tweets, thanks

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

cosign

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

heywood jablome

(good tight end for Notre Dame in the '70s)

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

no

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

i can't figure out at this point if morbz posts them bc he legit thinks they're clever/witty and ilx needs to see them, or if he's just trolling us bc he knows no one thinks they're clever or witty.

Mordy, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

fuck your motherfucking asshole sport btw

^easy, killer

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link

I used to be able to throw a pretty good American football death spiral. Bad shoulder now.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link

It's now known as the "Sanchez"

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so three HS kids die at/after practice in one week, a couple weeks ago

NYT story about the Tallahassee police cleaning up FSU players' messes was sickmaking

but on it rolls

this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

@DennisThePerrin · 21h
To make this wretched season complete, New England must win. The Patriots deserve to be the NFL's standard bearer. #SuperBowl

@DennisThePerrin · 21h
On a positive note, the NFL had a bad PR year. Nothing that would sink the ship, but you have to start somewhere. #SuperBowl

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 February 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

As part of their $400 million renovation of Sun Life Stadium, the (Miami Dolphins are) installing 32 “living rooms” in the lower bowl of the stadium that come in groups of four with 30-inch wide recliners and an 18-inch television in front of each seat.

“We’re out to give a fan the very best seat and the very best experience they could possibly have,” Dolphins president and CEO Tom Garfinkel, via ESPN.com. “There are enough people in this marketplace that, if you can do that, (you) don’t care what it costs.”

This is the future of the NFL: Private rooms for people who can afford to pay $75,000 per season (that’s 160% of Miami’s median income!) to sit and watch the game at TV like they were at home, but in the same building as the actual game.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

they should live there

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

And when they die, they should be buried underneath the field.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link


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