Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

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I bet people in the countries of England or Scotland or Manchester couldn't even tell you how you're supposed to pronounce Nevada.

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2013 04:43 (ten years ago) link

darragh how do you englishes pronounce things

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 November 2013 04:46 (ten years ago) link

What? "nevoda" (or "ne-vah-da") is rare, IME. I think most Americans pronounce it the right way: with the a in "va" pronounced as it is in "apple."

Also, it's Colora(as in "apple")do, not GD "Colorahdo."

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 14 November 2013 04:51 (ten years ago) link

I say ne-vah-da.

Jeff, Thursday, 14 November 2013 04:53 (ten years ago) link

never contradict me in front of the canadians, je55e

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 November 2013 04:53 (ten years ago) link

at least not until darragh kicks my ass

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 November 2013 04:54 (ten years ago) link

And Oh-re-gun, not gone. And Missouro and Ioway.

xp lol

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 14 November 2013 04:54 (ten years ago) link

Oh, I'm slow, but was "posta" and "nevoda" a joke?

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 14 November 2013 04:57 (ten years ago) link

nehada

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 November 2013 05:03 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoGI3J3_Qc

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 14 November 2013 05:06 (ten years ago) link

knee vay der

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 November 2013 05:13 (ten years ago) link

never contradict me in front of the canadians, je55e

A nation divided

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 14 November 2013 06:08 (ten years ago) link

It makes me a little IA that the "correct" pronunciation of Spanish-named states is the non-Spanish pronunciation

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 November 2013 06:47 (ten years ago) link

In British Columbia, Canada, the first a in Nevada is a short a: http://www.abcfastphonics.com/vowel-letters/vowel-e.html

Living in Los Angeles, I've noticed a lot of people pronounce it like Ne-VAW-daw. Can't be bothered to write in IPA.

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 14 November 2013 07:13 (ten years ago) link

Oh, oops: http://www.abcfastphonics.com/vowel-letters/vowel-a.html

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 14 November 2013 07:14 (ten years ago) link

What? "nevoda" (or "ne-vah-da") is rare, IME. I think most Americans pronounce it the right way: with the a in "va" pronounced as it is in "apple."

I do not know a single person that pronounces it this way!

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 November 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

colorado

single white hairball (harbl), Thursday, 14 November 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link

In a country that has towns named Ver-SAILS, KAY-row, and Buh-GO-duh, "Nuh-VAD-uh" is not our worst offense.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 14 November 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link

I think the Ne-vahhh-da/Ne-vad-uh divide is regional. I knew no one who said it like the latter until I lived out west.

I used to live in Colorado and IME most people pronounced it with the -ahhh sound. I lived in Boulder, though, which is all transplanted Californians and east coasters anyway so grain of salt. Sahhhhhlt.

carl agatha, Thursday, 14 November 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

It makes me a little IA that the "correct" pronunciation of Spanish-named states is the non-Spanish pronunciation

I don't know if I could live in a nation of Peggy Hills talking about seeing the skies in Nuevo Meh Hee Ko.

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link

Shocking myself every time I hang my coat up at work.

Jeff, Thursday, 14 November 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

It makes me a little IA that the "correct" pronunciation of Spanish-named states is the non-Spanish pronunciation

The Spanish pronunciation of Nevada and Colorado isn't the same as either American pronunciation.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

Anyway I think we can all agree that people who say O-re-gone are disgusting savages. Much worse than people who pronounce the "s" in Illinois.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

I suppose this one is rational, but is it bad when your dad forgets your birthday, but does manage to call/text you twice to ask for money during said day?

(w/e, it's not going to ruin my day, he's grown more and more disappointing as he's gotten older, and I'm sure in two hours the apologies will start flooding in which he'll somehow turn into his own self-deprecation).

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

maybe one for rationally angry thread

frogbs, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link

Broke my fp button on mookie, currently awaiting repair guy

golfdinger (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link

I got all my pronounciations from Perry Como's "Delaware"

Mark G, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:43 (ten years ago) link

Much worse than people who pronounce the "s" in Illinois.

who in the hell does this.

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

People from rural parts of NC, definitely.

carl agatha, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

Sufjan

Jeff, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link

Sufjan Stevens.

XP!!!!!

carl agatha, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link

That's like pronouncing it Lake Mitchagain.

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

We states with silent s's on the end gotta stick together.

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

I know an elderly person who pronounces "Chicago" as "Chicargo." I find that charming, though.

carl agatha, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

I hear a few people do it, but these are the same people who pronounce 'aluminum' as "al-yoo-minn-ee-um"

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

one of the old NBA broadcasters (can't remember who) used to say it "Chi-coe-go"

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

also love how Mark Jackson says 'point guard' like it's "point GOD"

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

I can't pronounce aluminum either. Just spelled it right on the first try though, yay me.

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link

the weirdest mispronunciation I ever heard was during PMLP training certification course. One of the lead facilitators kept saying the word "characteristics" as 'char-iss-tiks', leaving half of the word out.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

Andrew Jackson apparently used to pronounce development devil opp mint.

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

ppl mispronounce georgia alot

balls, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link

Joe-JUH

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link

we had a new girl in fifth grade and her first day she pronounced arkansas 'r kansas' and the entire class including the teacher burst out in laughter for like five minutes

balls, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link

I was watching something recently and a bunch of characters supposedly from Oregon were all saying Ore-a-gone and I kind of had an aneurysm. Same when I hear Spo-cane which is just egregiously wrong but not an entire state. Idahoans also say "boyce-ee" instead of "boy-zee" but that's a bit more subtle.

joygoat, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link

we had a new girl in fifth grade and her first day she pronounced arkansas 'r kansas' and the entire class including the teacher burst out in laughter for like five minutes

Rightfully so, too. I mean, how in the world could somebody make that mistake?

But Georgia? What?

I mean, look. there are ways to pronounce a name, but then there are regional inflections that come to play. Someone calling New Orleans Nawlins doesn't qualify here. Someone calling it New Ore Leeeeens does.

So joejuh, that's somone's accent hitting the word. are there people out there calling it jor-GEE-uh or something?

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

kids in school used to pronounce Korea "KORR-ee-uh".

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link

doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo doo

balls, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

are there people out there calling it jor-GEE-uh or something?

― pplains, Thursday, November 14, 2013 12:48 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. Alison Krauss. Had no idea what the fuck she was singing on "Oh, Atlanta." "On my way back to...judge a Jew?"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:52 (ten years ago) link

leo frank joke in there somewhere

balls, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

In non-pronunciation IA developments, I noticed an adult man in the gym locker room the other day who went to the effort of bringing his clothing into one of the shower stalls to get dressed. He didn't turn the shower on, just hid out there while changing.

For some reason this made me angry, or maybe just sad - how can it be so hard to just suck it up and change your clothes where a bunch of other fat / hairy / otherwise imperfect and misshapen men are also occasionally briefly naked and nobody gives a shit?

joygoat, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link


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