Twitter C/D

who wants to go out to dinner

youre paying tonight!

haha

$8 wow

$229. Pay up twit.

$24

$80, woo-hoo

why do you get penalized for being on twitter longer??

$25, yaaaay. Oh wait, that's like £2, right?

$4

just got my check ^_^

$18 woop wooooop

207 tweets
÷1,608 days on Twitter
0.1 tweets per day
x36 followers
4 potential eyeballs per day
x25% those paying attention
1 est. eyeballs per day
x12.45 ¢/ daily eyeball
$0 for me

$140, woo-hoo.

what is the client you use for twitter to follow marc maron but not receive his #vinyl tweets

tweetbot maybe?

you might have to mute all tweets with that hashtag though, i don't know if they have per user hashtag muting

you could ask him to stop

I guess I need tweetbot now, thanks @midnight

ppl who seem cool but are trying desperately and futilely to be funny (pro edition)

Okay, I muted both @midnight and tonight's hashtag, but they're still showing up in my feed. Does tweetbot even work?

Yes, but it doesn't mute retrospectively.

LOOOOL: http://www.salon.com/2013/11/14/jpmorgan_humiliates_itself_in_front_of_all_of_twitter/

Also:

http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=11012013

I want my $364, motherfuckers!

hey twitter, if you're gonna show pictures, i don't need to see the same picture twice on my TL when someone responds to a picture tweet, thanks

my tweets attracting attention from all the right people

http://i.imgur.com/kUuGivR.png

http://theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/11/why-did-9-000-porny-spambots-descend-on-this-san-diego-high-schooler/281773/

girl either visited lots of porn sites or probably paid for one of those follower services on the low and isn't owning up to it

Every time I log in I'm following 30 new people that I've never heard of. Wtf? I've already changed my password.

changing your password doesn't revoke applications you've granted access to, you'll have to do that as well

ohhhhhh my god this change to blocking. why would you do that!

can someone explain? ^ this is all i'm hearing about it but no one links to any info

https://support.twitter.com/articles/117063-blocking-users-on-twitter

Note: If your account is public, blocking a user does not prevent that user from following you, interacting with your Tweets, or receiving your updates in their timeline. If your Tweets are protected, blocking the user will cause them to unfollow you.

yeah that's ridiculous

Oh cool, I can follow Jesse Thorn again (I won't).

Wasn't broke, shouldn't fix.

Oh, what the shit? This is fucking appalling.

why because engineers are dumb

the general thinking is "if it's technically possible, when even try to stop it?"

facepalm

when even try -> why even try

Twitter's current party line is that this is good because now people won't know they've been blocked, so they won't get all mad

so just make Block and Ignore separate options, cmon

ive never blocked anyone

tho I have no problem imagining situations where itd be essential

I block people constantly, usually for no good reason

tweet sb

breaking

@twitter: We're reverting the changes to block functionality. https://t.co/H3W3V27rKN

lol

I don't block, but I used Tweetbot's mute function all the time. (worth it on it's own)

Yes!

I think the only accounts I've ever blocked have been spambots, but it honestly never occurred to me that they would not be able to read my tweets as a result. I just wanted to get them off my screen.

it never occurred to you that people might need to block abuse on twitter?

i mean, i've only blocked spambots and don't habitually receive abuse, but...it never occurred to you how commonplace that was?