Jimmy Saville is still alive...

exactly

and great find, soref

god blass you jimmy, you are a legend

the lady....., who sees it as it is!

`The country would be a much better place full of Jim ul fix its. Great character

Like I know this is obvious but Mail readers (or maybe just commenters) (nah, readers) are such shockingly awful judges of character.

Now steady on there, he might have loved abusing kiddies but at least he didn't hate Britain.

or Thatcher

waiting for the smoking gun that connects her to all of this like a david peace novel or smthng

The Alderman Roberts connection, Perhaps. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/thatchers-dad-mayor-preacher-groper-1257249.html

lol just remembering last autumn when the Savile revelations were coming out, and journos were all 'yeah all the papers knew we just couldn't publish it'. But still cool to publish fawning stories about a guy they know to be a serial sexual predator of children.

The MO for covering people like that, as far as I am aware, is to mention whatever it is they're trying to hide in the most glowing of terms, laying it on as thickly as possible, in the hopes of getting enough of a rise out of the subject that their lawyer can't really help them...

The interview at the end of this has to be seen to be believed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXQ6bgMskpo

"I'm feared in every girl's school in Britain"

8:22 is where it goes down. he's like an object lesson in hiding in plain sight.

yer man on the panel there seems to say something like "it's a Spitting Image nightmare". Spitting Image back in the 80s was the only show i recall ever actually having a pop at him, constantly having the puppet Jimmy refer to himself as "You sad man".

Who are the Fraiser Crane and Johnny Vaughan lookalikes on the panel?

I sort of recognise the JV lookalike but I forget who he is.

Andrew O'Connor

FC lookalike is James Whale

Andrew O'Connor ended up producing Peep Show - at least I think it's the same guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW6qfB-Z3mg
"Say everything twice, say everything twice"

aye, this is the one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_O%27Connor_(actor)

i think that's Coogan doing the voice! never twigged that before.

It's Hugh Dennis doing the doctor voice.

i venture Kate Robbins as the nurse too maybe.

That sweatshirt! "I am an animal and I will eat you if I have to" - is that a mid 90s reference I'm missing there or just an utterly bizarre thing to wear on a light entertainment show?

Not a mid 90s reference AFAIK, just an example of the kind of bizarre stuff Savile would have written on his sweatshirts.

I'd like to kill Jimmy Savile

... from 1978

I read the comments thread under there. Why did I do that?

lol @

No wonder his career was over by 1980.

so DLT, Rolf Harris and Ken Barlow are all in court today. wtf.

Dave Lee Travis described as 'opportunist' sex offender
Rolf Harris denies 12 indecent assault charges
Coronation Street's William Roache on trial not Ken Barlow, jury told

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/14/dave-lee-travis-trial-fame-target-vulnerable-young-women

Grimly banal:

"Another incident took place in Travis's dressing room as he appeared in a pantomime in Crawley in 1991, the court heard, when the DJ pinned a woman up against the door before shoving his hand down her jogging bottoms.

The assault lasted a matter of seconds, the jury was told, before Travis was interrupted by one of the Chuckle Brothers walking past his dressing room."

Roache 'sent autograph after attack'

Just noticed the three news stories mentioned by snoball on the Guardian's (website) front page. Feels quite ... I dunno ... perhaps anagram nailed it with wtf.

dunno what his defence case is like but this dlt trial is all sorts of horrible

Read this in 'The Captive' by Proust just today, struck a chord:

"Lying, though it is so often deceptive and is the basis of all conversation, conceals less thoroughly a feeling of hostility, or of self-interest, or a visit which one wants to appear not to have paid, or a short-lived escapade with a mistress which one is anxious to keep from one's wife, than a good reputation covers up - to the extent of not letting its existence be guessed - sexual depravity."

Does Proust explore the idea of lying being the basis of all conversation more in this book? Sounds interesting

well a large part of that particular volume is about the narrator's obsession with the lies that he and Albertine, his on-off love person, tell each other other, all the time, and that quote feeds into a larger theme about social duplicity and malice amongst the french aristocracy in times past - conversation in proust is p much always a snakepit of deception, snobbery, stupidity etc., all rendered as v. malcious comedy.

sorry this is a way away from rolf roache & DLT

That quote also stood out for me when I re-read The Captive a couple of months ago, more for the "Lying...is the basis of all conversation" is such a hook.

Awesome how you've quoted it here, comes off as even more savage...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeBwTzzIEAA3qp9.jpg

The phrase "rock and hard place" is not remotely adequate

Irrelevantly, RIP Lord McAlpine. A man of unimpeachable integrity.

So, was there any fire behind the smoke, or was the mistaken identity thing true?

lol or maybe he's faked his death to smoke out more internet libellers... wonder how the law stands on that- can you libel someone you reasonably believe to be dead, if they turn out not to be?

poor janice

On the bright side, Savile clearly not interested.

oh god.
wish i could unsee that picture ..

On the bright side, Savile clearly not interested.

I was going to say that Savile's motto was "as long as it's got a pulse" except it didn't even need that (if rumours are true)

sorry mark!