people that YELP are scumbags

I wish I could have a half star option. I'm not sure if it would be 3.5 or 4.5 but I kind of feel like I should be able to use this option. I know what you are saying as you are reading this. "Moron! If you can't decide between 3.5 or 4.5 then it's actually 4!" Maybe you're correct.

(irl) lol

But gormandizer beware: An ornate dining setting does not await you
But gormandizer beware: An ornate dining setting does not await you
But gormandizer beware: An ornate dining setting does not await you
But gormandizer beware: An ornate dining setting does not await you
But gormandizer beware: An ornate dining setting does not await you

Ornate Dining Setting Beheads You

not my favorite of Montreal track

An ornate dining setting lies in wait for you

can someone make an ornate coleman joke plz

The jazz is free but improvisers beware...

i had dinner at the "gormandizers beware" place. scruffy little peruvian rotisserie chicken joint with good food. but obv GORMANDIZERS BEWARE etc.

Stopped in real quick on the day of Pride to buy an umbrella because the weatherman said rain (lying sack of shit) and ended up browsing the whole store and buying a kick ass pair of earrings which I got soooo many compliments on and they were only 10 bucks.

It is full of so many fun things and accesories. I could browse for hours. I plan to go back when I am not being rushed into day drinking.

Pretty good is about best I can say. Place was packed with Ethiopian men watching soccer. Didn't really live up to kid friendly rep that sense but service was friendly enough. Ate the vegetarian combo and everything was ok not even close to the best I have had though. Call me crazy but despite lack of atmosphere still like Dukem food best.

The best part of that is that the place that was unexpectedly packed with Ethiopian men is an Ethiopian restaurant.

Maybe it's kid friendly if your kid likes soccer and isn't weirdly racist.

sweet lord

I grew up in the south. I am quite particular about my fried chicken. This place has got the recipe just right. and not to be racist, but when you see a big black lady frying up the chicken in the kitchen, you KNOW it will be done right. thank you Pies-n-Thighs for giving me home style food in the big city. I love you.

I grew up in the south.

You don't say!

I mean

Did "not to be racist" ever make its way into the Depressing Phrases thread?

has there ever been an instance of "not to be racist" being followed by a statement that isn't racist? like has anyone ever been like "not to be racist, but that's a nice sweater"?

i think that exact joke got made in an episode of 'happy endings', so... sort of?

haha figures, RIP Happy Endings

like has anyone ever been like "not to be racist, but that's a nice sweater"?

i will do my best to resist saying this next time i see you

i'm not racist but...

haha this is amazing

I'm sitting in a local bar and there is a dude sitting a few sears down with an iPad propped up, with keyboard, writing a yelp review ~at the bar~ as he eats. I hadn't seen it before, but apparently when using the yelp app ON IPAD and entering a review, it displays in very large graphics the number of stars you're giving. which means this guy is very conspicuously showing his starred review to any staff that walks by.

he is doing this on purpose, he wants free drinks

What's the bars yelp rating

give us a heads up when he posts it so we can read it!

and stalk u

How Manu bars could there even be in H4nov3r

Er, many

"Update: I find the club's policy of responding to Yelp reviews to be weird in the extreme, and probably counterproductive. Particularly the practice of saying anything that sounds like the reviewer is mistaken or has misunderstood the WAC's wonderful intentions. Corporate social media monitoring is creepy. I will not be staying there again. Yours in Yelptasticness."

so annoying how companies respond to people's comments about them on public sites devoted to their company, using yelp's built in help functionality to do so.

He deleted his comment after the company rep replied to it and replaced it with the above. The last sentence is making fun of the signature the rep used ("yours in hospitality"). I didn't bother to check but i assume his other review is for the tinfoil millinery.

HORRIBLE! I don't know were they find the retards or how little they pay them I've seen some dumb employees but the ones at uno are by far the most un professional I have ever seen when we got there we had reservations but that didn't even matter because it was first come first serve they then sat us down and left us just sitting there for like 25 minutes with just a menu they didn't even ask us what kind of drink or anything so we got up to leave turned the menus in and the bitch at front just goes table for two without even asking any thing the place is very poorly managed wouldn't ever go back. HORRIBLE! Would give a zero but yelp wont allow me to don't go to uno in baltimore p.f. chang is way better they have way better service and better food.

charming

HORRIBLE!

the bitch at front just goes table for two

3/24/2013
too ypuupy and too many stroller sand dogs get there early or you will be over crowded dont forget zeks or the pickel guy

Claudette, the doyenne of Fleet Street, works hard to bring in local foods and items I've literally never seen anywhere else. The other night I bought duck sausage at Fleet Street. Yeah it was $8, but it was also amazing. Good food costs money, unless your favorite thing is factory farms and the slow death of America's rich pastoral heritage.

4/7/2013
93.46 for a breakfast for 3???? Really??? 3.50 for tazo tea??? It's not even that much at Starbucks... Asking that we wait outside in the cold for a table??? Better yet, rudely being asked to stand outside and wait for a table, even worse... Upsetting birthday breakfast for my best friend...not worth the $93... Feedback points for owner/management: invest in a waiting area by expanding the upstairs to accommodate the increase in business during peak hours, train staff on how to ask customers to politely wait outside for seating, address pricing according to cost of goods/market research (I.E. scarce amount of crab on a md lump crab Benedict, tazo tea with cost of goods shouldn't be priced at 3.50...its tazo people...your clientele knows the pricing of that item), customers should be made aware of added gratuity past a certain hour, menu is engaging but the selection is to be desired (meat maybe), your whole culture needs a change for your employees (refer to oz principles).
Sincerely,
An unhappy diner/customer/food epicure/and management troubleshooter
Danielle Joynes

Really???

4/17/2013
This place is horrible. I've given it several chances because the food IS good, but they are a mess. They accidentally put unions on my sub, they called and ask me if I wanted to keep it or have another sub made. I told them another one please because I am allergic to them. When my sub was delivered, my sub was cut in places where they took the onions out. Some were still left in there. There was another time they forgot my fries, another time I paid for a whole sub to be delivered to me and they gave me a half, and when the delivery man delivers he has other people smoking in the car and he comes to my door on the phone. The place itself is open, but dirty. The man working the phones will make the food with no gloves. That is just disgusting. A phone has more germs than a toilet seat; therefore, it is SO unacceptable. I wouldn't even give this place one star. They are horrible and have now lost my service and a couple of other people who have ordered from them around here.

They accidentally put unions on my sub

get these unions off my corporate sub

"The place itself is open, but dirty."

i don't understand how the transfer of germs is any less likely if the guy *is* wearing gloves.

i think he is supposed to not use gloves while answering the phone, then put gloves on to handle food. but yelpers deserve germs in their food.

people who write joint reviews for themselves and their husbands/husbsters/hubbies. ugh!

Great food (read: generous portions)

those are not the same and don't tell me how to read!!!!

duck sausage (read: America's rich pastoral heritage)

Chris D.
Tacoma, WA

10/27/2013
I had VIP TABLE.they let a couple fuck at our table when we went dance floor. the end.

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I would find that information useful.

very important fuck table