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as someone who has been branded a racist in the past for just having a shaved head, i tend to avoid throwing that term around lightly, if ever.

i'm more interested in simply pointing out that reading anything Tha Pumpsta says is like watching someone who can't punch their way out of a wet paper bag. And at least bad stand-up comics refrain from saying shit like "if you don't see it's funny, I can't help you." When they bomb, the audience lets them know and they have to eat it.

this is also a good point that got lost in the mire:

ha, even if this shit isn't racist, it's classist. keep it hipster and safe and fake and distanced and as a "commentary", y'all, stay away from the real people at ground level, because then you wouldn't be special "performance artists", you'd be just like everyone else.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 1st, 2005 6:03 PM.

If you scratch beyond their art-school shock tactic veneer, you find it's just a smokescreen, and what's being covered up (lack of talent, substance, etc.) is worth being discussed. and maybe even that young vs. old thing, if only to get Nick S. to stfu.

amon (eman), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

OTM

at best, assuming Tha Pumpsta is as 'down from day 1' and sincere as he says he is, he's still catering to retards who can't just get to down to the fucking music without feeling superior and distanced and he knows it, knew it before the first party began.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

whoa, it's been two days and no one has posted an ironic .GIF of a fried chicken bucket.

oh noes, the thread is dying!

1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Monday, 12 September 2005 11:44 (eighteen years ago) link

nick you were always a shitty unfunny writer but this really looks like its gonna be your watergate

WHAT DID NICK KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 12 September 2005 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link


ihttp://www.authentichistory.com/images/1970s/watergate/watergate_puzzle.jpg

i know it's not funny, just trying to learn how to post pictures like the other trolls.

1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link


heh.. still no dice..

1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link

The more I think about it, the more suburban this crap sounds.

mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Brainwashed weighs in with a particularly vitreolic rant.

(posted in a new thread cos i didn't see this one -- thanks ned.)

sean gramophone (Sean M), Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I enjoyed that response. I do wish though that people would stop misusing the word 'nihilism' when they mean maybe something closer to 'materialism' or 'consumerism'.

moley, Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

That Brainwashed article sucked. The author read an article in the WaPo and took it 100% at face value without questioning, fact-checking, etc. I don't know much about Kill Whitey apart from what I've learned in this thread, but that was pretty lame. Also, taking a single Bianca Cassady quote out of context as a means of attacking her band is pretty low. I don't particularly like CocoRosie either, but this is sloppy, junior high school-level analysis.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

The author's recent Brainwashed review of the new Cocorosie disc suggests he has major issues with them as women. Laying into them like this from a site which big-ups the like of Death In June isn't so clever either.

Soukesian, Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuck that Brainwashed guy who reviewed the CocoRosie LP...

DOUCHEBAG

igiveup, Monday, 3 October 2005 05:20 (eighteen years ago) link

seven months pass...
ok this thread

and what (ooo), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

well, you know, spam, bucket of fried chicken, hand in hand, etc.

Is Kill Whitie still killing whities?

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not journalism, but i never act like what i do is.

fandango (fandango), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

nick you were always a shitty unfunny writer but this really looks like its gonna be your watergate
-- SHAWN D (ro...), September 10th, 2005 2:31 AM.

Pretty funny quote in retrospect.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

lol that was me

and what (ooo), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.savoystyle.com/whiteys_lindy_hoppers.html

and what, Thursday, 29 November 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Kill Whitie party maven Tha Pumpsta holds it down in NYC this weekend to celebrate double LP release of Bass Black Treble White.

“The ultimate postmodern lothario” – CMJ

“11! It’s all good as long as you’re really stoned and/or drunk.“ – Vice

“I have to admit his presence is electric, as if The Doors’ Jim Morrison and 2 Live Crew’s Luther Campbell had merged into one body.” – Jason Tanz OPP: A Shadow History of Hip-Hop in White America (Bloomsbury Press)

Inspired by the Martin Luther King Jr. quote “I believe that a day will come when all God’s children from bass black to treble white will be significant on the constitution’s keyboard.” Tha Pumpsta aka Jeremy Parker’s second album Bass Black Treble White tackles the paradox of the seven sins (“treble white”) and seven virtues (“bass black”) represented by the fourteen tracks.

If you’re in the NYC area, join us this weekend for special performances by Tha Pumpsta and Living Days to celebrate the release of the 2XLP edition of Bass Black Treble White. One black vinyl representing the seven virtues and one white vinyl representing the seven sins. Then follow along to the after party featuring DJs Leb Laze, Stay High, Tha Pumpsta, Taka, and Elizabeth. Info below.

Tha Pumpsta Live:
Milk The Beef and Fanatic Presents:
Live performances from: Tha Pumpsta (LINK) and Living Days (LINK). Featuring DJs: Taka and Elizabeth.
Sat. August 23, 2008 from 7:00pm - 10:00pm. Login and RSVP at Facebook HERE.
Capricious Space, Brooklyn (LINK) (103 Broadway btw Bedford and Berry)
Celebrate the release of the limited edition 2XLP version of Bass Black Treble White.
JMZ to Hewes or L to Lormier. Walk south on Broadway to Hewes.

Milk The Beef and Fanatic Presents:
Celebrate the release of the limited edition 2XLP version of Bass Black Treble White.
Sat. August 23, 2008 from 10:00pm - 4:00am. Login and RSVP at Facebook HERE.
With DJs: Leb Laze, Stay High, Tha Pumpsta, DJ Taka, and Elizabeth.
Trophy Bar, Brooklyn (351 Broadway btw Keap and Rodney)
JMZ to Marcy. Walk south on Broadway or L to Bedford. Walk south ‘til Broadway.

More about Bass Black Treble White:
Hit singles from Bass Black Treble White include “Move It” which offers a sexy duo between Tha Pumpsta and newcomer Autumn as well as “Octopus Armed” (MP3), a gluttonous-grime New York track. In addition there is also “Breath” that has an unmistakable Nine Inch Nails feel, “Don Juan” has a Baltimore two-step sound. Of course being from the ATL, Tha Pumpsta’s Bass Black Treble White is undeniably durty south.

“Kill Whitie!” addresses the hype and true nature of the party Kill Whitie! which was made famous by the controversial Washington Post piece (LINK). The track tells the story of a party that began with “Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, and lesbians” crowding the doorless bathroom of the stinger club to do bad street cocaine. The album doesn’t limit itself to any particular single sound, this is evident in “Nothing” in which Tha Pumpsta takes a moment to unearth his sensitive gay ass over what might as well be a My Bloody Valentine track. From Bass Black Treble White, Tha Pumpsta don’t discriminate.

Tha Pumpsta works alongside a diverse collection of homies including Black Cracker best known with her production work with CocoRosie and Bunny Rabbit. Long time musical partner and friend Derierre aka Shannon Funchess who regularly tours with !!! and sings with TV On The Radio. Derierre also shares the stage with Tha Pumpsta who are both front men of the notorious live rock / booty party band Durty Nanas.

The enhanced audio CD includes Grant Worth’s music video “Freeky” (VIDEO) filmed at an abandoned insane asylum in upstate New York the day before Halloween 2006. Tha Pumpsta also contributed his brilliant editing skills by hacking an early 90’s marine commercial for the music video “Temple.” (VIDEO) The Limited edition two-disk vinyl consists of one black vinyl and one white vinyl in a clear gatefold.

Bass Black Treble White Tracklisting:
National Release Date: September 2nd, 2008


01. 1987
02. Move It
03. Sallie Mae
04. Octopus Armed (MP3) | (VIDEO)
05. Add
06. Temple (VIDEO)
07. Don Juan
08. Breath
09. Spesh
10. Kill Whitie!
11. Clapp
12. Whoop Revisited
13. Freeky (VIDEO)
14. Nothing

More about Tha Pumpsta:
“I am Tha Pumpsta. What that means precisely is debatable. I tend to believe that I am Tha Pumpsta because I, like most people from the durty durty live life a little ‘crunk’.

Currently I am working on a third album and a 12-inch release titled “Tha Charm” with the song ‘L-0-V-E (No Crying at The Disco)’ which will include remixes by Black Cracker featuring Shunda K of Yo! Majesty and others. I just released Bass Black Treble White with the amazing people at Milk The Beef Records! National re-release this Fall. In addition to an enhanced audio CD, there is also a limited edition two-piece vinyl. One black vinyl representing the seven virtues and one white vinyl representing the seven sins. It is available in select stores and on pumpsta.com. (buy from me, it’s cheaper!) The audio CD comes enhanced with the music videos “Freeky” (VIDEO) by Grant Worth as well as “Temple” (VIDEO) a re-edit of some nostalgic marines footage I made myself. Watch it online or better yet, buy the album!

Also under my belt is the first Pumpsta album titled Alphabitize The Nation! I understand “alphabitize” is misspelled, but it was too late and Photoshop doesn’t have spell check so “alphabetize” stuck. I have done all the design and layout for my work including the new “Peace and Pumpsta” oversized UNI-T. This is also available on pumpsta.com or in select fancy boutiques, once again buy from me it’s cheaper!

I have worked with a whole slew of kats including Avenue D, Black Cracker and Bunny Rabbit, Gio Black Peter, Will Lemon, Gustavo Andrade and Stephonik and of course the amazing Shannon Funchess aka Derrière of !!!, TV on The Radio and every other amazing band you’ve ever heard in your life. As well as lots and lots of others I am sure I am forgetting to mention.

I love life, people, and music... Besides the recorder, my first “real” instrument was the trumpet in middle school. I was your typical overweight nerd who knew every word to “Whoop There It Is” by Tag Team (there is a cover of it on Bass Black Treble White.)

For three years I played in a band called Durty Nanas. In a safety deposit box rests recordings that under the guidance of God will be released one day. But only when humanity is ready… LOVE ALWAYS!

On The Web:
www.pumpsta.com
www.myspace.com/thapumpsta
www.milkthebeef.com

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 23 August 2008 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I was your typical overweight nerd who knew every word to “Whoop There It Is” by Tag Team

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 23 August 2008 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

intersting

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 23 August 2008 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack.
classic thread

velko, Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

and of course followed by, "And I'm actually not irate at all..."

richie aprile (rockapads), Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

six years pass...

The whole party sounds like this themed Columbia kids house party that my friend dragged me to. It was "Ghetto Fabulous" which apparently means a lot of track suits, headbands, and wife beaters. Some chick turned to me and was like "what do you think about this outfit? Authentic, right?"
And I beat her to death.

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