PLAIN
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 25 October 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
YOGURT
"Thanks to the “mancession,” metrosexuals have become “manfluencers™”"
― etc, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link
he looks like he's going to just spoon it directly into his navel
― CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Saturday, 26 October 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link
and make loud OM NOM smacking sounds
― CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Saturday, 26 October 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733919_10151688987671485_34740678_n.jpg
― Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 27 October 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
where is the revolver and single bullet and "fuck this world" stationary?
― shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Sunday, 27 October 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/11DDE8D1-41BC-4A45-B164-4CA84CD3CE41_zpsu8uecsqz.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 21 December 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link
Her last name?
― pplains, Saturday, 21 December 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
The Brotherhood of Shaving. Who invents this bullshit?
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 December 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
they do
http://rs-swisse-cdn.noisybeastdigital.com/content/files/1000/151/boardroom-main.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 21 December 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IAZvvzg.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:50 (nine years ago) link
man town
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
"Man Town" just makes me think of this classic CUTECELSIOR post
I had 7 imaginary friends who were all bunny brothers and sisters... I was also a bunny. my name was... Funtown.― peacocks, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:27 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― peacocks, Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:27 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 01:04 (nine years ago) link
http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2014-05-10at115324PM_zps1da75978.png
― slam dunk, Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link
i thought they were real boots for 10 seconds!
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link
"Camouflage" should actually just be a smoke bomb
― 龜, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
No seriously, these are all joke candles, right?
http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2012/05/Yankee-Candles-Main-1337267181.jpg
Because I want one that smells like victory.
― pplains, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:26 (nine years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/27/93/ca/2793ca9f9cb203296d33110e3d650050.jpg
These aren't real, but it's getting more difficult to tell.
― pplains, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link
"Prostate cancer", "Jizz" and "I don't need directions" scents obviously on the way
― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Sunday, 11 May 2014 09:35 (nine years ago) link
glad to see you guys have discovered liartownusa
― gbx, Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/01ba6f6b75489321a6fb1a67f197f784/tumblr_muhm1obJE21s71q1zo1_1280.png
― gbx, Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6b082611472398ac88d354ea750193f/tumblr_mtc1m85kli1s71q1zo1_1280.png
I think at times the "be a MAN" schtick is kind of useful as a stand-in for "be an ADULT," -- something that's kind of useful in an era of prolonged childhood. I mean it's really fucking lame when it gets used as an excuse for retrograde attitudes or GQ-type marketing bullshit - where being a man is equated to being some kind of all around great guy with a perfect smile and a cool haircut.But still, sometimes I find it helpful to say to myself "Be a man. Stop whining and pick yourself up," etc. even if that has hints of retrograde gender attitudes.― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Wednesday, December 9, 2009
But still, sometimes I find it helpful to say to myself "Be a man. Stop whining and pick yourself up," etc. even if that has hints of retrograde gender attitudes.
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Wednesday, December 9, 2009
i sometimes feel this way, too, but yeah, there is a lot of gender stereotyping in that notion, and it's probably better to think "be an adult, ffs." still, when "be a man" is used for marketing and many times generally, i don't think the idea behind it is to equate manliness with being "some kind of all around great guy with a perfect smile and a cool haircut." it's much more base than that: physical strength, aggression to hyper-aggression, quick decision-making, an instinct to protect women and children, a preference for decisiveness and action over thoughtfulness and caution, etc., smashing through things instead of trying to navigate around them. i know a lot of this is media-driven notions and obvious, anyway, but it's amazing how strong a hold these notions have over people (including me). even at 46, i still think back to experiences i had as a kid, and sometimes torture myself along these lines ("why didn't you just swing at them" kind of thoughts).
― Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
Seward started posting those liartown posts last year. Yankee Candle must be fans too.
― pplains, Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
http://www.pbdesigns.net/home/organiz/videomgmt/video-outline-GDL.pdf
the first page of this internal planning document from a PR firm trying to sell an overdriven premium cabernet blend from napa is sort of amusing
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link
LUXURY PEDIGREE GENTLEMAN
reads kind of like the grading rubric for a dog show
― i'd rather be arrested by you folks than by anybody i know (art), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link
Voiceover: if not Jeffrey Stambor, then a sophisticated woman’s voice.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link
Facebook ad I saw today:
http://i.imgur.com/ORzCNsJ.png
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
xp, it's kind of funny that anyone needs to hire a firm for the suggestion to use "luxury" and "tradition" in WINE marketing, like have we gone so far down the gazelle-on-the-label new Zealand Riesling road that we've forgotten that that's been like 99% of wine's marketing appeal for most of its history?
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
I can't believe Manwich still exists.
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
Never even thought about it before, but you're absolutely right.
Made even more obvious by having Ron Swanson voice their ads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmILFcDNSsg
Manwich: The Dinner of Choice of Kids Living in the Year 1987 A.D.
― pplains, Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link
Isn't sloppy joe sauce just ketchup + mustard + chili powder?
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link
I think Manwich's trick is tomato sauce as well.
And jizz.
― pplains, Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link
just like mom used to make
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPcBwmCtiM
― slam dunk, Sunday, 30 November 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link
then they got more wacky for millenials and got really creepy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j_cMGu9HY0
― slam dunk, Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
is hungry-man a big deal in the US? they only have 103 followers on twitter
― soref, Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
Their consumer base is still prolly using chain email as its preferred social networking platform
― resting waterface (m bison), Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link
Their consumer base is all dead from fatal heart attacks at age 25.
― pplains, Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyU--Tb-MO4
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JDgepQv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Zxk6uEe.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
in case you don't have time to shit this week
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
for the man on the... stay.
― pplains, Sunday, 30 November 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link
I think that's the hardest a Morbs post has ever made me lol
― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 30 November 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
otm, i enjoyed that v much
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 November 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
C'mon, almost 1% of that is fiber!
― nickn, Sunday, 30 November 2014 22:45 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/mxrk/status/546606308385116160
― Dej & the Fommly Loaf (The Reverend), Sunday, 21 December 2014 12:28 (nine years ago) link
http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/features/7588/the-rise-and-rise-of-the-spornosexual/
what the fuck is this. what the fuck is this word.
― goole, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link
http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/features/7063/rise-of-the-spornosexual/
esquire what the fuck are you trying to do here
― goole, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link