facebook redactions log

i buy that

S****** L**** joined the group SociaGuys.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object3/1891/41/n17354834862_1579.jpg

Whether you’re here on business, out with the guys for the weekend, with your other half or just want to try something different, SociaGuys can help you get the most out of the diverse and exciting city of London.

google-proofing this oneeee

(Name) added "I want to consid3r myself quite artistic so I like to th1nk of new and exciting s1tuations to imagine myself 1n - like r1ght now I am 1magining myself with a c1garette even though I find sm0king to be d1sgusting and not s0mething I would ever do. S0metimes I like to pr3tend I have a b0y @round atm, and th3n other times I r3member that b0ys just r3ally suck." to her interests.

J** W******* went from being "it's complicated" to "in a relationship."
With immediate followup pic even!

it does that automatically

G***** D***** became a fan of Tiny Mix Tapes.

T K attended POOL PARTYNIGGA.

Ọ****** O****** still has not gotten an answer for his question: "If I ask you out on a date, would the answer be the same one as for this question?" 18m ago

(he's american btw)

Phi1 P4terson joined the group Bring back King Size chocolate bars - twin packs are shit.

Jon Williams is wearing a Hannah Montana wig.

adam and i have our own group guys and it's really good

P**** has given up trying to understand.
P**** is broken.
P**** has a headache and a very empty feeling house.
P**** is wondering where he can apply for a total body transplant.
P**** really misses his wife.
P**** can't figure out how to repair his shattered world.
P**** wants to know where the reset button is.
P**** can't figure out how to change the message on the answering machine.
P**** gave up and bought a new one.
P**** invented a new word.
P**** - Free to a good home. Almost house broken. Very affectionate.
P**** wants to rewind the world by 12 months and start again.

^ heartbreaking

: - o

t/s: twittering being fired vs. facebook statusing divorce

:( :(

P**** sounds kind of gross

But I say that about all men who claim to be "affectionate" so nevermind

oh lol hes talking about himself i thought he was getting rid of his wifes dog

[trolling deleted]

F***** N****** is waiting for pizza to arrive. 48 minutes ago
K*** B** P*** is easily convinced into pizza. 24 minutes ago

G**** H**** is gettin ready to go to a wedding... 3:29pm
G**** H**** is in shock and utter despair... 10:09pm

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what happen

You should email him one of those articles by confused older gentleman who worry that children reveal too much about themselves in cyberspace.

No! Really?!

I just deleted a "friend" who was "updating" on the stock market all day long.

i deleted a "friend" (who added me for some reason even though i never talk to him in school) because he posted a lot of notes about how inspiring sarah palin is. it felt really good for a solid 3 seconds.

Z*** L* thinks that person who did that in front of his car needs to seriously grow up!

XXXX has a nanny.7 hours ago - 3 Comments

In the past day you were compared 4 times. Your friends didn't think that you are a winner comparing to their other friends.
3:51pm

hahaha oh god. the cruelty of facebook

0wen Robins0n is wondering if he has inadvertently joined a gay-friendly gym again.

_________ just had his ASS kicked by Aphex Twin's Come to Daddy. Where have you been all my life Aphex? YEH!!

lol

A**** T****** is worried about the OH&S of anvils falling from the sky in Looney Tunes. John Snow & Ignasz Semmelweis would have a solution. Elmer Fudd is not in their league.

J*** G*** joined the group BBW and the men who love them!

lol

I actually don't care if you've been able to survive Monday. No, I really don't. Really.

So, I'll tell you what we're going to do: from now on, we're not going to make trite statements about the day of the week and your predictable feelings about it. Okay? Okay.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/trinidudes/statusupdate.jpg

;_;

ok lol

editing a facebook status to change an exclamation mark to a full stop c/d

there should be a one minute rule on that shit

J*** G*** joined the group BBW and the men who love them!

ooh

Did "Nick" have to set his relationship status to "in a relationship" just so he could make a big show of switching back to "single"?

haha i was wondering the same thing

only explanation

K***** is in Hungerford for 2 weeks!!!!!!!
K***** is master of the Wii Fit and Guitar Hero when not doing her pre-course reading!!!!!!!
K***** is really happy-Day 1 of 3 complete-definitely made the right career choice!!!!!!
K***** is finished Day 2-even more sure than yesterday that its the right way to go!!!!!!!!
K***** is finished the MNT course, passed Paediatric First Aid with flying colours and just has the written work to do now!!!!!!!
K***** is hunting for job possibilities and doing her coursework!!!!!!!
K***** is doing really well with her coursework despite some distraction this morning!!!!!!!
K***** is not ready to work quite yet-time for a little game of Excite Truck!!!!!!
K***** is going back to the coursework now!!!!!
K***** is packing her things to head to Emma's later-kids to school first then lots of Wii time!!!!!!

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D**** W******* got a little teary when Carol Vorderman left Countdown.

(er, I hope it's tongue-in-cheek)