it's better if a hand-job comes from left field.
Barry Bonds gives handjobs?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 12 January 2008 14:44 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's cute, because you try so hard.
― John Justen, Saturday, 12 January 2008 14:51 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's cute that you're a pseudo-intellectual wank. get AIDS and die.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 12 January 2008 14:52 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
Don't really understand the complaints about Candy Crush. There's absolutely no need to spend anything to get to the last level.
― tsrobodo, Monday, October 21, 2013 1:12 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― socki (s1ocki), Monday, 21 October 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link
god, going back and reading the tombot stuff on this thread. recommended
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
the locked 2007 one also worthy
― buzza, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link
from chris brown thread:
Reduced to misdemeanor. Maybe we were wrong about this guy.
― how's life, Monday, October 28, 2013 6:03 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'd like to reduce the number of teeth in his mouth
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Monday, October 28, 2013 6:10 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link
lol
― Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 04:36 (ten years ago) link
If Haim win the ILM poll then every ilxor who votes for it needs to take a long hard look at themselves followed by this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flagellation
― ۩, Saturday, 23 November 2013 15:38 (1 hour ago)
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 23 November 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
Neanderthal post is all-time
― the late great, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
You're being such a smug asshole. The way you ask in this professor my way "oh dear could we perhaps look at this in a more nuanced way?" *puffs on pipe* *swishes around brandy* then subsequently choose to ignore posts by people like Katherine and others which are actually well reasoned and completely valid and obvious apparently even to lords herself is really fucking amazing trolling. Take your patronizing tone and shove it directly up your tweed asshole.
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 25, 2013 9:02 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― flopson, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VyAiRtc.jpg
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
eh i lost it and look like a dork but tipsy has been trolling 2 threads with the same shit for like a month so
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
thought it was a measured response tbh
― i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
it was awesome
― flopson, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
sometimes you just gotta call out the fabric pattern of someone's anus.
― ✓B (Matt P), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
yeah this ^^
never imagined a tweed asshole before, but now I have!
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link
look like a dork
definitely not.
― markers, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
http://www.harristweedshop.com/misc-images/IAN_0195a.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxjEi4tgvU0
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link
what thread is that from
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
The Minutemen thread
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
Also the Michael Jaqckson thread
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 1:52 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark
Think its the are white people profiting from mocking black culture thread
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
Hell, now that I think of it, I bet I can even imagine what a tweed asshole feels like.
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
Yup! Just did!
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/T/Jeff-Tweedy-561530-1-402.jpg
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
*shudders*
― ✓B (Matt P), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
muzzle of bees
― pplains, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
half of it's you, half is me
― markers, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
I
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link
Am
Trying
To Break Your
*farts*
dying
― ✓B (Matt P), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link
Go lick yourself where you shit. And my kids will scalp you and use your entrails as bath toys.
― Alex in NYC, Thursday, November 15, 2007 11:07 AM
― am0n, Monday, 2 December 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
hahahah
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 2 December 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
lick yourself where you shit is one of the greatest things I've ever heard
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 2 December 2013 20:49 (ten years ago) link
― flopson, Monday, 2 December 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
The Chris Heath review is semi-literate gibberish which wouldn't entice an arthritic gnu to read the book, but Tom's review is very good indeed and closest to how I feel about the book and its author.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, December 3, 2013 4:40 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"wouldn't entice an arthritic gnu"? man, you're like a morrissey who failed in life: even more bitter, even more of a cunt. and lol you've got a cheek to talk about semi-literate gibberish when there must be millions of words of unreadable rubbish spread across your shitty blogs.
― correcto, Tuesday, December 3, 2013 12:35 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link
nice
― flopson, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link
i have no idea who Chris Heath is but hi, Chris
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
so much british
― bnw, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
heh
― the late great, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
still haven'tt gotten over go lick yourself where you shit though
― flopson, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:49 (ten years ago) link
what weirds me about that one is i'm sure Molly Bloom says more or less the same thing in Ulysses
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
x-post - I'm never getting over that tbh.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
who was alex's zing aimed at?
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
oh that's an old zing, so nm
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 3 December 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
obsidian fallout 3, ya lemme just open my wallet and get all my cash out for that *reaches in, pulls hand back out and its my middle finger*
― Princess TamTam, Monday, October 18, 2010 4:18 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 10:44 (ten years ago) link