Stupidest Pop Song Ever

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Also, "Yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy". (Appearing in the Monty Python sketch about how not to be seen just added to the silliness, I guess ;) )

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:34 (8 years ago) Permalink

"Monster in my pants".

It's stupid and brilhant at the same time.

― Elvis is Dead, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:36 (8 years ago) Permalink

yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy

stupid, perhaps. or maybe it's one of the most salacious, salty pop songs ever, depending on how you choose to hear it.

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:38 (8 years ago) Permalink

I can't believe we've lowered ourselves to denigrating Jimmy Webb.

― Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

OTM Ally.

"This is probably the dumbest song ever made, and it wouldn't have been quite so bad if it weren't meant to be taken seriously."????

Plenty of songwriters would give their left ball to be able to write songs as cool as MacArthur Park. Plus, that particular line is an undeniable classic.

― everything, Thursday, 14 October 2004 00:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

Why "Bloody Well Right"? It's not really deep or anything but it's surely no more stupid than most songs about the class system are. "Sexx Laws" is brilliantly catchy and the bass on "The Lemon Song" is so classic that Plant could have sung anything on it without making the song stupid.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:49 (8 years ago) Permalink

I'm saddened that someone upthread suggested Turning Japanese, one of the best pop songs ever.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

I am saddened that Tom suggested "Wot!"

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 14 October 2004 02:08 (8 years ago) Permalink

"SUMMER GIRLS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Thursday, 14 October 2004 02:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

Harrison's total career = absolutely no trace of a sense of humour, at any level.

i realize it's probably futile to refute a statement made three years ago, but for the historical record it needs to be pointed out that harrison produced "the life of brian" and appeared in "the rutles," which is another way of saying, what the hell you talking about?

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 14 October 2004 02:34 (8 years ago) Permalink

"summer girls" is a great pop songs.

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 14 October 2004 02:35 (8 years ago) Permalink

pop song. singular. this damn internets thing!

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 14 October 2004 02:35 (8 years ago) Permalink

when i met you i was buzzin like a hornet
billy shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.

― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 14 October 2004 02:51 (8 years ago) Permalink

"Summer Girls" and "Thong Song" are both good ones. Though the former is fun dumb and the latter is annoying as hell dumb.

― The Good Dr. Bill (Andrew Unterberger), Thursday, 14 October 2004 02:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Buckwheat Boyz - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

― Alicia (Leelee), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:19 (8 years ago) Permalink

Harrison's total career = absolutely no trace of a sense of humour, at any level.

Check "I wish I was a pirate" from Rutland Weekend Television...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 2 December 2004 09:33 (8 years ago) Permalink

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince - "You Saw My Blinker Bitch"

― Alicia (Leelee), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:17 (8 years ago) Permalink

"Bloody Well Right" is great!

I'd have to nominate "Cum On Feel The Noize," or any other number of Slade songs from the era. So dumbed-down it's brilliant.

But then I remembered hearing "Good Morning Starshine" on the oldies station last night, and that's much much stupider, even by early '70s standards...

La la la la la la la.....

Good morning starshine the earth says hello
You twinkle above us we twinkle below
Good morning starshine you lead us along
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singing song

Gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba naba
Early morning singing song

Good morning starshine his love in your sight
Reflecting your sunlight in my lover eyes
Good morning starshine so happy we'd be
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singing song

Gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba naba
Early morning singing song

Can't you hear me

Singing a song loving a song
Singing a song
Loving a song laughing a song
Singing a song
Sing a song song singing
Song song song sing
Sing sing sing sing song
Song song song sing
Sing sing sing sing song
Sing sing sing sining song......

― mike a, Thursday, 2 December 2004 19:26 (8 years ago) Permalink

4 years pass...

sundown by gordon lightfoot maybe?

― amateurist, Friday, 7 August 2009 21:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

that one dong that goes "i keep bleeding i keep keep bleeding love'

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 8 August 2009 01:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

Nominee:

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 8 August 2009 01:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 years pass...

Shotgun - gimme gimme low down fun boy
o.k.?
yeah.
Showdown

― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

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