Sad Clown Porn - why?

most porn with people with clowns gets wierd. right?

Is that sarah silverman?

-- forksclovetofu, Thursday, May 22, 2008 3:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Yes, of course. Of course it is! And also her father, who to this day feels the sting of accidentally committing AN OFFENSE UNTO GOD with his daughter while in clown makeup and being watched by many other clowns, some of whom brought popcorn. It is from a documentary.

i saw porno at bud's house when naked people have syrup!!!!!!!! both lips!!!!

NO WAI

Actually I think it's polystyrene packaging chips.

...not popcorn.

also yelled at like ACDC! LOUD his ma comes home in driveway and we both have sandwhices on floor. then keep smoking bowls but his malike get the fuk out of here man!!this is not your home!!!

but some pornos classics!

expansive but can run computer cheap so internet is good. everiyoone beats it when thyre girls out of town

1 day wuz like get naked ok baby but girl not in2 it.
CYA!!!

1 that day i was sad clown HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
but not for long nextday big ones!!!!

http://siflnolly.alluvium.com/s%26o15.jpg

but some pornos classics!
but some pornos classics!
but some pornos classics!
but some pornos classics!

puppet looking dildo sex soon hahahahahaha

o 77paws.

does anywan's girl have dildo like in pornos where 2 guys are doing it and then these girls come in and do it but their didlos there inside and this big orgy is in room with lotsof sex with people and thsese girls did it like all night

that is my story!!!!and TRUE STORY!!!!!!

i know the guy in curtis' last pic. good guy. he (ouchie) and his wife do clown porn shows in the city. i've heard some seriously crazy stories.

Kelly goes down to Clown Headquarters to take her adoptive father his lunch and she gets dragged into the middle of America's favorite game show, Fuck That Clown!

Nice "out" there.

O.M.G. That trailer is so... so... wrong ;_;

why was sifl and olly brought into this? do they have a sad clown porn sketch. I know in season 3 they have a song about a clown in prison...

Max Hardcore is kinda like clown porn, isn't it? Convicted of obscenity stuff:

http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/criminal/article609794.ece

(wtf? adults dressing like teenagers = child porn?)

"These videos aren't only offensive, they assault your senses," McAndrew said.

Can anybody corroborate? I'm not googling that stuff at work.

old man violently does girls dressed in extremely happy baby colored clothes & usually clown-like makeup (I don't get the appeal, to be honest, it's way, way, way too focused on this one guy's extremely strange fetish)

http://www.laist.com/attachments/tony/maxhardcoreyikes.jpg

It's one of those typical "don't tell me that's real - omg, it IS" things you find on the internet :-)

probably only marginally more SFW than googling it: http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/pornographers/max-hardcore/

Su Pollard looking well in that photo

heidi ho

specially for you DJM: http://www.supollard.co.uk/newsarchiveindex.htm

After reading that rotten piece: holy shit. I thought I kinda knew the rancid depths of the internet; I've apparently been kidding myself.
So does this stuff have any artistic merit at all?

what do you think?

I doubt it, but it doesn't sound erotic in any way. Is this what pornography is these days?

cause I get standard shit and crazy deviant niche material and clown porn is clearly this: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38979
But what the fuck is this about exactly?

Never mind, I just realized I'm getting stupidly solipsistic about pornography at my day job again and I'd rather not break that New Year's resolution today.

But what the fuck is this about exactly?

umm

Main Entry:
mi·sog·y·ny Listen to the pronunciation of misogyny
Pronunciation:
\mə-ˈsä-jə-nē\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Greek misogynia, from misein to hate + gynē woman — more at queen
Date:
circa 1656

: a hatred of women
— miso·gy·nic Listen to the pronunciation of misogynic Listen to the pronunciation of misogynic \ˌmi-sə-ˈji-nik, -ˈgī-\ adjective
— mi·sog·y·nist Listen to the pronunciation of misogynist \mə-ˈsä-jə-nist\ noun or adjective
— mi·sog·y·nis·tic Listen to the pronunciation of misogynistic \mə-ˌsä-jə-ˈnis-tik\ adjective

I think Max Hardcore really shouldn't have changed his name. He could even have been crdited as P. Little.

http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/clownporn/oldmanclown.jpg

why?

;_; no paper towels left ;_;

lolol

I have actually seen this movie now - in fact for a pr0n the production values are rather high.

http://www.stopclownpornnow.org/

The links page on this site is mercifully out-of-date.

http://www.stopclownpornnow.org/clownporn/bannedlinks.html

The following links have been officially banned by the Stop Clown Porn Brigade and their affiliates at www.StopClownPornNow.org. We provide the followning links as a service to concerned parents, NetNanny-like services, and everyone out there who is disgusted by Clown Porn's ubiquitous and virulent presence on the World Wide Web.

We in no way advocate the use of these links for the use of fetishists. The following links depict explicit clown porn and should be visited by NO ONE other than highly trained members of the SCPB, especially those who might not be of legal age (21).

NOTICE: Our list is not a comprehensive list of clown porn links on the internet. Again, they are presented for research purposes, to educate those who might doubt the problem exists. The following links are only a sampling of the less egregious examples available...

^^^ reading this has corresponded with me receiving an e-mail apparently from myself the subject of which is "Your conscience is guilty!"

Why you make the clown sad?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2576/3759231335_cc3f48e266.jpg

I hadn't seen this candy since I was a kid & it freaks me out now for different reasons than it did then.

Also, I *just barely now just now* got that this was a pun on "slapstick," which I guess explains clowns spanking one another with gaiety?

just a couple of clowns slappin sticks

There should be a KISS version of those...

bumsex be bad enough, you want kissin too?