Defend the Indefensible: "Reality Bites"

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Ethan Hawke as asshole identity assuming janitor

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

checking it on allmovie i'm surprised at how late NRH came out. 99!

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

I'm trying to think of movies that would be improved by EHAAMAWAG, and they're all dinosaur movies, and they all involve the dinosaurs eating/stomping on/crapping on EHAAMAWAG.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

hopefully EHAAMAWAG would be the noise he made

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

I'm actually picturing the dinosaurs from Land Before Time 4, 5, 6, whatever (or We're Back) doing this, and am kind of happy about it.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

Ethan Hawke is going to be in a remake of Assault On Precinct 13! geeyargh

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

who's directing it?

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:30 (twenty years ago) link

jan de bont

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:31 (twenty years ago) link

Jean-François Richet

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:31 (twenty years ago) link

(The dinosaurs are actually Jesus)

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

anyone else see Ethan Hawke as an asshole filmmaker Hamlet in that remake from a few years back? it wasn't too bad.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

Jesus should definitely get locked in a tower and break out by dislocating his shoulder so he can escape and eat Ethan Hawke.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

Jesus needs to floss afterwards too.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

Or EHAAMAWAG, anyway. I don't hate Ethan Hawke in everything. (Training Day was cool.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

The best parts of Training Day involved either Peter Greene or Scott Glenn, who just ain't in enough movies.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:39 (twenty years ago) link

i saw this at the height of my ryder obsession and i STILL thought it was the worst movie ever. even poor janeane is kind of annoying in it.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

ha ha

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

Anthony, you stupid fucking taco.

that line cracks me up every time. The only good thing about SFW.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:42 (twenty years ago) link

The best parts of Training Day involved either Peter Greene or Scott Glenn, who just ain't in enough movies.

He made one too many Backdrafts and one too many Edie and Pens, I think, but yeah, he stole some scenes in TD.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:42 (twenty years ago) link

that asia argento thing is fucking terrifying

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:42 (twenty years ago) link

Holy crap, "you stupid fucking taco" is a great line.

On the bad movie thing, since I'm soooo doped up and can't keep track or be bothered to find a different thread, I saw Le Divorce this weekend and I think I hate Kate Hudson, Naomi Watts, blondes, women, and the French as a result.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:43 (twenty years ago) link

yoo are sahch a poozy strong-o

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:44 (twenty years ago) link

surely it didnt take you this long to hate kate hudson

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:44 (twenty years ago) link

At the end of the tunnel, disappointment turned to hate.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:45 (twenty years ago) link

Troy Dyer was hot. *ducks*

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:45 (twenty years ago) link

I'm gonna throw a squirrel tail at you, Carey.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago) link

kate hudson may be the only woman i've ever had a violent reaction to onscreen

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

Carey wants to ride Troy's melt.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago) link

Can we talk about Doom Generation now.

You fucking chunky pumpkin head.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:50 (twenty years ago) link

Can we talk about Doom Generation now.

Gregg Araki NOOOOOO.

(He's actually a pretty good music critic, though. Or so I thought in the late eighties.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

Reality Bites 10th anniversary special edition.

I liked Kate Hudson in Almost Famous; everything since then has been ... first perplexing, and now downright offensive in its badness. (Le Divorce is full of lines that you'd swear could only possibly be meant ironically, and they'd still suck, only they're not ironic at all.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

oh god doom generation NO

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link

Doom Generation was a total gas until that death scene at the end. or at least there was a lot of naked Rose McGowan stuff.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link

i have a high tolerance for filmed garbage but this is a bridge too far

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link

Has there been a Reality Bites vs Empire Records fite yet?

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago) link

I'm waiting for strongo's review of MXP.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago) link

Rose McGowan's tits could only obscure her lack of talent to a certain point.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago) link

If we're going to go fully mid-nineties, Alicia Silverstone and Clueless is our destination.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:54 (twenty years ago) link

I haven't seen Doom Generation, but it has Dustin Nguyen in it from 21 Jump Street, so there's some kind of defense.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:54 (twenty years ago) link

Clueless was great. Besides, there's an enormous gap between consciously "generation defining" movies with artificial deepness and angst, and Jane Austen with it's-funny-in-LA conceit.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

yeah i wont hear any ill words spoken against clueless

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:56 (twenty years ago) link

Ethan Hawke kisses really poorly onscreen. That is my biggest gripe about Reality Bites.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago) link

Clueless is dandy, miles above everything else mentioned here.

Empire Records is bullllshit.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago) link

This has reminded me that Ethan Hawke was almost Faramir in Lord of the Rings, and Uma almost Eowyn. We all dodged a bullet there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago) link

I loved Ethan Embry's character in Empire Records, so I can't hate it. Indifferent aside from that.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:59 (twenty years ago) link

"Come anticipate Kill The Witch-King (vol 1 of 3) with me!"

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, so she wouldn't be in vol 1, though. Whatever.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

Joe: Why don't you hold these up to your chest, go over to the wall; and let them take some photographs of you?

Warren: Why don't you shove them up your ass?

Lucas: Because that would hurt a lot, Warren.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not indifferent now, I'm loving the movie. I forgot that line.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

The great thing about the Ethan Hawke Hamlet was that its depiction of Hamlet as annoying artsy goatee dude was totally OTM.

― Sym (shmuel), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 02:10 (twenty years ago) link

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― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 23:15 (three weeks ago) link

Our long national nightmare is over.

― birdistheword, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:28 (three weeks ago) link

It's totally Ethan Hawke's fault.

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:32 (three weeks ago) link

I'd rather blame Stiller.

― birdistheword, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:37 (three weeks ago) link

For the movie that is.

― birdistheword, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:37 (three weeks ago) link

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