Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

Hopefully the pc police officer will put him in gitmo so he can grow large with food, but also get a nice tone and tan.

somebody wanna take "my aclu lawyers are true servants of allah's will" as a username please? I just got a new one.

What is he smoking, is what I wanna know.

hey kingfish, where's that racism 101 cartoon upthread from? It's genius.

NEW YORK (CNN) -- The chairman of the New York Post, Rupert Murdoch, personally apologized Tuesday for an editorial cartoon published by the newspaper that drew charges of racism.

"Today I want to personally apologize to any reader who felt offended, and even insulted," said the statement from Murdoch, who is also chairman and chief executive of News Corporation, which owns the paper.

"I can assure you -- without a doubt -- that the only intent of that cartoon was to mock a badly written piece of legislation.

"It was not meant to be racist, but unfortunately, it was interpreted by many as such. We all hold the readers of the New York Post in high regard, and I promise you that we will seek to be more attuned to the sensitivities of our community."

The cartoon by Sean Delonas referenced the mauling of a Connecticut woman by a chimpanzee who was later shot and killed by police. In the caption, one of the officers says, "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill."

The cartoon was published on Wednesday, a day after President Obama signed the stimulus bill.

The Post issued a statement the following day, apologizing but noting that the cartoon was meant to mock what it called an "ineptly written" stimulus bill.

Many critics said the cartoon played on historically racist images by appearing to compare Obama, the nation's first black president, to the chimpanzee.

Leaders of the NAACP on Saturday called for the firing of Delonas.

Delonas called the controversy "absolutely friggin' ridiculous."

"Do you really think I'm saying Obama should be shot? I didn't see that in the cartoon," Delonas told CNN.

"It's about the economic stimulus bill," he added. "If you're going to make that about anybody, it would be [House Speaker Nancy] Pelosi, which it's not."

gracious quasi apology

Those SOTU strips would be ten times funnier if the final panels were just a standalone one-panel on their own.

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why is obama in line at the unemployment window?

haw

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ha it reads like some 80s alterna-comix

lolling through my bagel

^^^ thanks for the user name

Not bad. Actually, if we apply a Burroughs-like cut-up technique to most of these strips, I think they'd all be far more enjoyable and more coherent.

Good luck working Prickly City into it, tho.

Or the duck.

speaking of the duck:

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http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090223.jpg

Tinsley didn't like 'Titanic', upset that 'Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector' not nominated

Is this "standard strawman chick" a regular character on the duck? Seems like women are the same from strip to strip, but it's an odd kind of archetype he's going with.

you're such a palestine

Slumdog Millionaire being evidence #1 of BollyHollywood "parochialism", naturally.

Every country apart from the US is parochial, surely you know that.

blown away by the pc police one. its like he summarized the 8000 post vice thread perfectly.

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looooooooool

on BLAST

killa

lol @ stickfigure

everything about that is lolworthy

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oh those limo libruls

truth be told, tinsley could probably stand for hiring a driver. Safer that way.

http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/pc/pc022409.jpg

Actually, this one is spot on. I'll kill any of you tries to take it from it.

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Not entirely sure. Why don't they asked the folks who put in the order for it 2 years ago?

duh

take it from it me

brane no work yet to-day

Didn't you get the memo, Bobby J passed it out last night. Government failures are the fault of who ever is in charge right now, not at the time.

iphones are the work of satan! SATAAAANN!!

this week's asay:

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remember! it's only the horrid poor in their ramshackle dumps that have massively exploding ARM rates that are resulting in massive foreclosures right now. Lookit them, just sittin' in their own filth, not pulling themselves up and just sucking on the federal teat.

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"No, because we're piling so much debt on them"? You mean, 1/4 of the cost of GW Bush's Iraq war amt of debt?

I like that the grim reaper makes an appearance in Obama's vision. Did he talk about casting down plagues on the Southwest or something?

yeah

the grim reaper's hand is glowing, so you totally know he's about to use his powers

one just went by. "grim reapah!" burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb. and sometimes like there's this kinda reggae dub sorta beat

― burt_stanton, Sunday, November 30, 2008 12:30 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Maybe it's Obama!

yes, it's his messengers spreading the word.

to even hint that Obama is using fearmongering tactics in the aftermath of the bush administration...

It really points out, and I may have complained about this already, but a huge problem with being a BSRW cartoonist right now is that everybody loves Obama, specifically because he threw out the batshit right-wing government. Hence all the effort to claim different definitions of what "change" meant...certainly there were ideas about bipartisanship etc but the basic promise was "No more Bush" - that's why the most effective negative against McCain was the "voted with Bush 95% of the time" stuff. The only way to respond to this from BSRW territory is to insist, and I guess this has been going on since the get-go, that Obama is/was just a wide-eyed, fairly generic idealist.

one just went by. "grim reapah!" burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb. and sometimes like there's this kinda reggae dub sorta beat

― burt_stanton, Sunday, November 30, 2008 12:30 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Maybe it's Obama!

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 10:02 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cross-thread epiphany of the year

oh far out, you can get hi-rez Brett Noel:

http://www.northstarwriters.com/brettnoelimages/23February2009huge.jpg

holy shit, even in Watchmen do you have Crying Liberty:

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not exactly rightwing, but

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OUR SHIT
THOSE FUCKERS

exciting new arguments

Hi, abanana. This is not the thread called "cartoons I think I understand".

yes, talking out of both sides of his mouth, and just LOOK at how obviously contradictory these statements are:

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/89/2009/02/25/61560_600.jpg

So, a mass-produced auto manufactured domestically, cheap enough for its own assemblers to purchase? You gotta hand it to these guys mocking a President openly advocating the production and consumption of american cars in the DETROIT NEWS.

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/4/2009/02/24/61540_600.jpg

if you don't have a ballzchin, plz don't apply to the secret service:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm09022620090226030802.jpg

wait, who's Uncle Sam referring to in this case? the Administration? The congress/gubmint in total? the nation?

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