Batman Begins: The Thread

(xpost: Tom, I don't know exactly how much I'd have to drink before voluntarily watching "The Hunger" but I suspect it might put me in the hospital.)

Dammit how come I remember the exact track order of Morrissey albums and not the names of lesbian vampire films?

BTW if Miccio had posted saying "I walked out halfway through, it was shit and here's why" would people still complain? I agree the "easy dismissal" comment was way cheeky.

Tom, please to research the name of this "lesbian vampire" movie so I can get my post-work alcopop schwerve on. (Oh dang was it some Deneuve / Sarandon nookie? Oh yeah.)

ESPECIALLY the batmobile. The batmobile ESPECIALLY.

NB: I have always hated Batman.

No not that one either Andrew :(

Confirmed: Yes, Tim Booth from James as Mr Zsaz!

(xpost: ... "Queen of the Damned"? Hahahaha.)

Also I love IMDB so much: all 15 films with vampire-lesbian as a plot keyword

Well, yes. See above:

I have a gigantic list of mean things to insinuate about people who didn't like this movie that I might get around to posting after lunchtime. So far this is easily my movie of the year.

My unreasoning ardor aside, the thing I'm reacting to here is the idea that if you only watch part of something in an altered state, your opinion on it is just as valid as someone who watched the entire thing sober. That particular flavor of egomania really, really, really irks me (largely because I am prone towards displaying it and therefore seek to crush it in myself and wherever I perceive it).

Also, I would LOVE to know where one can glean any humorlessness from my posts. Do I need to wear a clown nose on my wang to get roffles?

http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0066518/

xpost I think the critical line "If this superhero blockbuster was any good I wouldn't need to watch the entire thing sober" is a valid one! If very Miccio-ish.

I am not a humorless person who is a fan of Batman.

And to demostrate that I have a sense of humor, allow me to cut and paste the entire contents of a joke-of-the-day mailing list that I have been receiving for 4 years in my next several posts...

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He's the guy that Dr. Crane is defending in his first scene, and the one that Batman swoops on when they're all menacing Katie Holmes near the end.

Dude, see it sober, and know when to stay down.

On and on the rain will fall
Like tears from a star like tears from a star
On and on the rain will say
How fragile we are how fragile we are
How fragile we are how fragile we are

;) ;) ;) ;) :P :P :P :P %) %) %) %)

http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/bofimagesbofimages/batman_infrontofbatmobile.jpg

TurdTank, AWAY!

http://www.spidermedia.ru/comics2movie/b/batman/5-begins/pics/batmobile/batman2.jpg

Yeah, wtf, I said this at the time as well! I was 7.

Tom, have you seen the second part of that trilogy, Lust For A Vampire? The girl who plays Carmilla in it is so, so hot!

The opinion of a half-awake drunk >>> the opinion of someone who doesn't like the Hunger.

And will there be a "delete Katie Holmes" option on the DVD? Seriously, whenever she was on screen it felt liked someone hooked up a 16-ton weight to the movie and threw it off a bridge.

Liam Neeson should play more bad guys.