Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

huh

i demand a new yorker story on this

is new york magazine acceptable http://nymag.com/news/features/tide-detergent-drugs-2013-1/index1.html

So glad my family's finally beyond formula and diapers. Alarm went off 7 out of 10 times as we exited.

er, I mean, look forward to your joyful bundle, c.a.

current and long-standing IA: people who stop the microwave before the time is up and just leave it without resetting the timer

oh hell yes

with the door ajar.

I know a lot of people hate the door ajar thing, but sometimes you want it to air, depending on what you've been zapping. those boxes are airtight.

Fun cleaning tip! Cut a lemon in quarters, squeeze the juice into a bowl of water, toss the lemons in, too, then microwave the whole thing for... I don't know, maybe two or three minutes? Any nuked on food will wipe right out and it will make the microwave smell good again.

RIP lost lemon juice that could have been eaten.

you could add honey and whisky and then have a nice-smelling microwave AND a hot toddy

A bowl of vinegar works pretty well too, but doesn't smell as nice as lemos

that lemon thing is a great tip

People who say things like "Password? no I don't know it! You know how many damn passwords I gotta memorize? Why can't I just tell you who I am and access my account?"

that lemon thing is a great tip

#lifehack

#lemonhack

I know a lot of people hate the door ajar thing, but sometimes you want it to air, depending on what you've been zapping. those boxes are airtight.

i actually don't care about the door ajar thing per se, but that combined with timer left on, then you might as well throw some metal in there too because you don't know how to use a microwave.

Just found out that it looks like yahoo have just totally transformed the set up on their site with their groups/lists so they all look generically ugly and are harder to find since they've removed the old structure.
Went to find a list I'm still subscribed to but hadn't checked in ages but thought might have the answer to something I was wondering about. But they have removed the structure taht had several lists per page on a numbered set of pages.
So now things look ugly, lists have lost their own individual looks and yahoo are being as annoying as ever, just imposing a new less useful structure on you.
Bah.

& the question was about what had been changed when Escott revised his bio of Hank Williams in 2005 since I bought a pre-2002 version after finding it in the local 2nd hand bookshop earlier. Have heard taht Escott is one of the leading experts on Williams so hopefully it doesn't matter so much.

I recently found myself stuck in traffic and in need of less-to-no traffic, as I was late for an appointment on the other side of LA. I had turned on NPR for "All Things Considered," and Miche1e Norris was one of the commentators. When it came time for her top of the hour introduction - "And I'm Mee-shell Norris" - which is always delivered in the exact same, vaguely school marmish manner, I could not stop myself from screaming at the top of my lungs "FUCK YOU, MEEEESHEELLL!!!!! MEEESHELLLL!!!!! MY BELLE!!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE AND GO TO HELLLLL!!!!!!"

I have since switched to podcasts, and have been much more mellow.

Street performers who set up in bottleneck areas of the main street of the town. Especially those who do so knowing that they are going to block the area and then give out to people who walk through the middle of their crowd/performance space/public street to go about their business. I don't know why I've gone along with fighting through the outskirts of crowds where instead of having the whole of the street to manoeuvre around people you are left with a walkway about 2 people wide that both directions of pedestrian traffic are going through.
It is far more logical to walk through the empty space that the eejit has designated untouchable stage isn't it?

I don't have anything against street performers per se but when they are creating a pedestrian bottleneck like that i find it really annoying. It is nice to have a performer who can actually perform doing something on the street. But a street is primarily a pedestrian access not a stage. Or to clarify a pedestrian precinct more than a street. This is the main pedestrian thoroughfare in this town.

I'm slowly being driven crazy by hearing speakers say, "... right?" in various podcasts. Would gladly replace each "right?" with an "um," 1000X over. "Right?" slowly creeping up near editorial we/us usage in written texts as the thing that will instantly make me tune out. The same way I want to take out a pen and cross out "we" and write "YOU, IT'S YOUR OPINION ASSHOLE, PLEASE LEAVE ME OUT OF YOUR DUMB THINKPIECE," I have actually caught myself mumbling "wrong ... wrong ... WRONG UGH" when I hear some commentator start up with the "right" tick at the end of every sentence.

Probably a dual function of listening to more podcasts over the last few years + those podcasts being filled with people who normally don't speak for a living.

There's one regular who performs a block away from my place on a busy corner. He doesn't block pedestrian traffic, but he plays his keyboard WAY too loudly on shitty, crackling speakers. I can hear him 1 block away.

He sometimes wears a gold bead Cleopatra wig and boas. I've only ever heard him play "Dancing Queen" and a couple other songs.

It's not that he's loud that bothers me so much as it is his horrible speakers. Turn that shit down and it won't sound like shit!

One afternoon I came out of Walgreen's and found him being yelled at by a resident of the high rise next door who had called the police. Three officers showed up and looking unimpressed, watched them argue, checked his performing license, and said he wasn't violating any laws.

longish XP

I found him on FB

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/p480x480/972226_374802515981619_84524307_n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ddxfUwcl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/f3MlICHl.jpg

I fling sweat on him when I run by.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-XenFn6wk4Y

In the true spirit of this thread:

People tweeting about football.

Even more in the spirit of this thread...

People tweeting about football.

People tweeting about football.

I was just gonna post to this thread about how I hate when certain guys when they first meet you keep dropping football into the conversation at random spots to see if they can get you to talk about football. I guess that's innocuous enough, but it's just irritating that some guys have to immediately establish that you're both interested in football

I don't really like social situations and making small talk. Sports are the easiest, least awkward thing to talk about with with a stranger. When I lived back home this was east for me cause I know lot's about soccer, our national sport. Now I live in Canada I've lost that little luxury.

Yeah, I guess it irritated me with this particular guy I met today who was also a bit of a douche anyway. He was this short lawyer guy who was constantly trying to infuse manliness into everything, which was especially ridiculous since we were hanging out with our toddlers at the zoo. He made fun of the "artsy" high school nearby when we were talking about schools -- both my father and I actually went to arts high schools, and my wife is an artist, but I guess I seemed broish enough that he just figured I was on the level.

Argh the football thing was so forced and annoying too, every other sentence it was like "That seal can't even catch a fish -- he should play for the Giants amirite!"

Haha, he sounds so awful.

Yup, and unfortunately he lives in the building across the street from me, it turns out, so I'll probably be seeing him at more daddy outings.

Sports are the easiest, least awkward thing to talk about with with a stranger

Suspect this is true, but being Australian and knowing fuck-all about sport means I basically have no small talk

Re: everyone saying "right?" now. The other one that makes me IA is when people use the second-person when talking about shit I'd never do (sports professionals are esp. guilty of this). "When you're in your third week of training camp, you really have to step up your game." No I don't, dude, YOU do!

Have you never heard of the general 'you'? In fact, such wilful disregard for a very common usage is making me pretty IA right now.

It's common but incorrect; problem is, using the correct 'one is/has/was' sounds stuffy.

IA at people expecting footballers to use grammatically correct English. I KNOW: if it pisses you off, stop watching sport on telly.

I've heard of it (the general 'you'), but it just rubs me the wrong way, especially when used to describe something totally UN-universal. And don't get on my case on the IA thread! It's fucking irrational - that's the whole point.

It's common but incorrect

Actually, it's perfectly correct, and usually preferred in modern English.

don't get on my case on the IA thread

Not even when you're the one making me IA? That's what this thread is for.

Take it to the meta-IA thread!

the use of "you" like that is an attempt to try and make "you" put yourself in the shoes of the person using it. of course the activity may be something you'd never do but i dunno, tbh many friends do things i'd never do but i'm still interested in hearing about how they feel or how "you" feel when you do whatever the thing is. seems a cornerstone of interaction.

That only bugs me when the person saying "you" clearly means "me."

Some motherfucker sales guy keeps calling my office, claiming to know my boss, refusing to tell me the reason for his call. He calls through a client referral service number, and it is my job to screen potential clients.

Last time he called he said, "Whoa there fella! Take a deep breath! Haha! You're getting worked up!" (I was not.) I finally told him that my boss has me screen her calls and he said, "Listen, I'm a lawyer and L!z and I are friends (She HATES that name and no friend would dare call her that) and she won't be too happy about you keeping me from talking to her."

My boss doesn't know this guy and she said I could tell him to fuck himself for all she cared.

He called again today and when I calmly and professionally asked for his info he said, "Whoa slow down there buddy! You're gettin' all steamed up! Relaaaax, buddy, you're gettin' all worked up!"

I AM GOING TO SHIT DOWN THIS GUY'S THROAT IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO.

Take a magnesium supplement, buddy.

Oh good idea!

In medicine, magnesium oxide is used for relief of heartburn and sore stomach, as an antacid, magnesium supplement, and as a short-term laxative.

"skye is a WiFi music receiver for your music dock designed to soundtrack your life."

she said I could tell him to fuck himself for all she cared

Good to know, but a bit unprofessional.

I would simply say, "I consulted with Liz regarding your repeated calls, and she has assured me that she has no interest in speaking to you." Then, if he tries his usual "whoa there" shit, you may say, "Liz further assured me that you can go fuck yourself for all she cares and that I should convey this to you." That should do it.

Tell him you are going to soundtrack his life with the sound of your foot in his ass.

i got a sales call on my direct work number from the washington post and i told the guy i was not interested and he said why aren't you interested and i said i don't live in washington and don't read the newspaper and then he said why don't you read the newspaper. i think he was a turing machine but i hung up before i could find out.

but y dont u read the newspaper

why don't you read the newspaper