Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

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i think it also touched a nerve with a minor but persistent sense of guilt i have in often using elements of other people's images in my own

Z S, Thursday, 5 September 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link

Eff that, you are OTM.

Recently I had a Nirvana cover I did removed for copyright reasons. No samples or anything in it, everything was performed by me, and I wasn't selling the track either. I understand your paranoia.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 5 September 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link

i cant believe no ones used the title KNOWN ISSUE for a thriller movie yet

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 5 September 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

Another cool tumblr of GIFs: http://billdomonkos.tumblr.com/

schwantz, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

there's also probably a better place for this as well but I thought you'd get a kick out of it ZS
http://acko.net/blog/zero-to-sixty-in-one-second/

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 September 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link

that's pretty cool forks! i wish i knew more about that stuff and didn't suck so bad at programming.

Z S, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 02:43 (ten years ago) link

too soon

http://i.imgur.com/AWQQtiU.png

pplains, Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

z s can you make this bear be smoking a cigarette, contemplatively (i guess i mean the puffs are infrequent)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4dbd773824aff798c23fb79c1441c72a/tumblr_msrq30PFSz1qaousqo1_500.jpg

if it's labour intensive then don't bother, i am imagining it anyway

@twitizensforlemonlipbalm (schlump), Sunday, 15 September 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link

hahaha, bearwithoutacare.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/facf33e3cebc8eb91adc126ca4cff148/tumblr_mtb0bvG5Gu1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

Z S, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 04:27 (ten years ago) link

love the bear

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 04:31 (ten years ago) link

(i guess i mean the puffs are infrequent)

even though you made this very clear, i somehow only read this after the fact. sorry schlump!

Z S, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 04:32 (ten years ago) link

here's a more contemplative bear without a care

http://i.imgur.com/CMJNW5Z.gif

Z S, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link

I think you're a genius ZS, and believe me, I use that word frequently.

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Friday, 20 September 2013 06:16 (ten years ago) link

my god, z s, so good! I am having trouble finding ways to incorporate this into my life with the exposure it deserves (kitchen mosaic, neck tattoo, &c) but I am working it out cause it is worth it

@twitizensforlemonlipbalm (schlump), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

ZS, can you turn my supersad picture of my caged and shaved dog into something more happy? http://imgur.com/0WC4Cys

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Friday, 20 September 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link

http://imgur.com/NR04dKg or this one which looks a little bit less like an add for an animal cruelty charity :( he's pretty spaced atm. I showed him a painting I did for him and he was really into it, probably because of the aforementioned pain meds

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Saturday, 21 September 2013 10:01 (ten years ago) link

HE LOOKS LIKE AN ENGLISH SPRINGER SPANIEL AND I WOULD LIKE TO PET HIM VERY MUCH TY

Very gud laser controled organ. (Matt P), Saturday, 21 September 2013 10:16 (ten years ago) link

It is! And he would like that very much because he has an intense fondness for people that frankly perplexes me.

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Saturday, 21 September 2013 10:20 (ten years ago) link

I'm out of town this weekend but I can try when I get home dowd!

Z S, Saturday, 21 September 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link

Thanks!

I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Sunday, 22 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

It's unnecessary ZS (not to mention perhaps undesirable due to my poor picture) - Dillon is fairly chipper and cone-free now. :)

What I cannot bear is "normality." (dowd), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 05:17 (ten years ago) link

i'm sorry dowd! i worked on your pic a bit last week and got absolutely nowhere...and then i never got back to it. *says 'i am the woyst' in the most ridiculous early 20th century NYC accent imaginable*

reckless woo (Z S), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

i haven't made much of anything recently, except for this earlier today:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/a60ac0a2bd714fa2aa23e27205de2513/tumblr_mtzyb1qoBN1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

thanks govt shutdown!

reckless woo (Z S), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

Thanks ZS (love the new pic, btw - what's the source?)

What I cannot bear is "normality." (dowd), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link

it's a link that a few ilxors shared earlier today on facebook: http://horrorhomework.com/blog/2013/09/a-collection-of-creepy-vintage-halloween-photos/

(btw - ilx milk carton - robyn? does she go by a different name now?)

reckless woo (Z S), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link

ZS I have a *terrible idea* for you -- take today's Daily News cover and make it so that the abraham lincoln chair boehner is sitting on is more toilet-like and have his pants coming down and some kind of *FAAART* type text noise flashing, or something along those lines

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

that is truly a *terrible idea*

what if i just replace it with the real footage i've obtained of boehner pooping irl?

reckless woo (Z S), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

it's a link that a few ilxors shared earlier today on facebook: http://horrorhomework.com/blog/2013/09/a-collection-of-creepy-vintage-halloween-photos/

woah i have that 'Heaven and How to Get There' postcard for reals

No more kisses (sunny successor), Thursday, 10 October 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link

hey, stevie d asked me something on facebook about optimizing gifs, and i thought i'd repost my answer here in case A) it's of use to anyone here and/or B) someone wants to suggest other tips for optimizing gifs for file size, or i'm deeply wrong about something, or whatever:

One way to optimize in Photoshop is just to give it an approximate size and let it do it for you. In the upper-right corner of the "Save for Web" box, there's an "Optimize to File Size" option you can choose.

The problem is that PS tends to make gifs look like shit when it auto-optimizes, imo. In my experience it usually knocks down the overall colors a bunch, whereas I usually want to keep as many of the 256 colors as I can.

The best way to optimize it depends on what you're working with. If you're working with design kind of stuff - a few different solid colors, not too many gradients - then you can knock down the overall colors to 32 or so and it won't harm the quality much, and it'll help with the file size a bunch. If you're working with a real life image - like from a movie or something - with lots of different shades and colors, you can't really knock it down beneath 128 colors without sacrificing a lot of quality.

I'm running out of time (headed out the door in a sec), sorry. But I guess my standard tip to drastically reduce file size is to start by bumping up the "Lossy" value to something low, like 5 (out of 100), and then lowering the "Dither" value to something like 90 (out of 100). Adjusting those two values even just a little bit sometimes drops the file size significantly. So where a 0/100 Lossy gif might be 1.5 MB, a 5/100 Lossy gif might be 1.0 MB. but then a 10/100 might be just 950 kb, 15/100 might be 925kb, etc. My point is that for some reason the first few bits of Lossy value that you introduce have a much more significant effect on file size than continuing to add Loss.

So if you need to reduce file size, start by doing just a little Loss, a little dither, and see if that helps. Generally the gif will still look acceptably close to the original full quality version, and sometimes at half the file size. That protip comes with a ton of caveats and doesn't always work, but it commonly does help out so give it a try.

If the file is still too large, try reducing the size of the image just a little. Going from 500x500 to 400x400 makes a huge difference because you're going from an area of 250,000 to 160,000 - a reduction of about 36%.

Finally, of course, think about removing a frame or two, especially if one of those frames uses colors that are really different from the rest of the frames. The more consistent you keep the colors in the frames that are used in the gif, the more efficient the optimization will be.

IMO!

reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 14 October 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

is there a tumblr where u post all your best, trippiest gifs?

Treeship, Sunday, 3 November 2013 03:36 (ten years ago) link

weinventyou

but it's basically just this thread
i have no editor, i just post something whenever i finally manage to get off my lazy ass and do something

reckless woo (Z S), Sunday, 3 November 2013 03:37 (ten years ago) link

sweet. i really love this one.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c56a1a62cf804c648f99fa796354de9/tumblr_msgypiXdSM1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

Treeship, Sunday, 3 November 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link

http://cachemonet.com/

schwantz, Thursday, 14 November 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link

banging track

ill never click this homo erotic site again (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 November 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link

Should we all pitch in and get ZS one of these?

schwantz, Friday, 15 November 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

Looks awesome

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Saturday, 16 November 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

lol, i love the third one down (the deer shitting out a human) on this page: http://www.giphoscope.com/#!collection/ck0q

reckless woo (Z S), Sunday, 17 November 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/i2UaGfV.gif

Karl Malone, Saturday, 7 December 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link


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