to parallel off of Juan's comment
― Z S, Thursday, 29 August 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
s. clover is imminently skippable but i always brake for shakey mo
― JEFF 22 (Matt P), Friday, October 4, 2013 11:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― swmp thing (wins), Saturday, 5 October 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link
"I have always said if there is anything I could do to help I would make myself available," he said.
Knew Dalglish would say exactly this the minute I read the headline about him rejoining the Liverpool board.
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 October 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link
Oops wrong thread. In a sort of apt way.
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 October 2013 11:13 (ten years ago) link
terrible boss at my first job used to say 'key work adjectives' instead of 'key work objectives'
― kinder, Saturday, 5 October 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
efficient, teamsmanship-like, worky
― lag∞n, Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link
I was friends with Anglophones in '97, so lots of Cornershop and second-tier trip-hop got bumped around the dorm.
― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Monday, October 21, 2013 12:32 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
"I stand correct"
― reckless woo (Z S), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
oh god i am the worst at this. language seems to fly away from me at the worst moments.
― ryan, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
i definitely posted this before but my greatest was referring to something as "my constellation prize"
― brand nubian wafers (bnw), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
Never do this I'm an eloquent mf
― what a horribly farmed "cock" (wins), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
jay smooth was on totally biased and pronounced "fogey" with a soft g and then immediately corrected it, i love those bits of "i (probably) pronounced it that way most of my life and i'm still getting used to this" psychology peeks
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 24 October 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link
also love whenever i can see the first draft of something that was quickly edited online, related ^^
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 24 October 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link
http://youtu.be/XnXKVY-_i2c
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 24 October 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link
This album is so good. Seems like a nice anecdote to the bougie pseudo-R&B we were dismissing upthread. It plays with a lot of the same sounds and influences, but is grounded in actual soul and solid songwriting
― Evan R, Monday, October 28, 2013 4:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Jesus (wins), Monday, 28 October 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link
t/s: bougie pseudo-R&B vs actual soul and solid songwriting
― Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 October 2013 16:36 (ten years ago) link
look I guess I will have to vote Last Exit because Homer as a donut-eating Mafia Don is top level of his dream sequences
oh oh oh and the negations with Burns: "My God! He is coming onto me!"
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, November 2, 2013 4:12 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Jesus (wins), Saturday, 2 November 2013 08:44 (ten years ago) link
perma-flustered man at work says
exasterbated
quite a lot.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 2 November 2013 08:57 (ten years ago) link
haa
― diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Saturday, 2 November 2013 09:08 (ten years ago) link
"We had so many trick or treaters, we ran out of heroin"
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Saturday, 2 November 2013 10:37 (ten years ago) link
Think he meant to say Haribo
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Saturday, 2 November 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link
... or DID he
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Saturday, 2 November 2013 14:08 (ten years ago) link
it's too protracted, 'zing' as onomatopoeia demands a certain pithiness
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, November 2, 2013 1:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i agree, i wish i came directly after the OP
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, November 2, 2013 1:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Sunday, 3 November 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
My girlfriend trying to get me out the door faster: "chop to it!"A friend "it was crazy hot. We were sweating pigs"
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 3 November 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
any sixth grader can tell you your friend was using METAPHOR, NOT SIMILE
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 November 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
in an argument, someone just stated Kurt Cobain had a "sorted" past.
Couldn't let that one slide, 'cos I'm a dick.
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
some of my all-time favorites from work and life:
"Without your password, I can't give out any account pacific information"
"I was wearing tenor shoes"
"Minds a well do it, you have nothing to lose."
and there was one time Al Michaels was on MNF and he accidentally said a player was "unmolested", later correcting it to "uncontested"
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
and there was one time in middle school I got angry at some dude and in the heat of frustration, screamed "YOU DUCK SICKER!!!", and got clowned for the rest of the year for it.
some dude is so mean
― lag∞n, Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
that shipley, always siccing his army of ducks on everyone
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
haha oops
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
"chop to it!"
that's a phrase though isn't it? (chop chop and chop to it).
now nervous. xpost
― Fizzles, Monday, 4 November 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link
hop to it surely
― you can get fuckstab anywhere in london (wins), Monday, 4 November 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link
"some of facilities could show up on the map as being in, you know...zebek...zebekistan...uzistan...or whatever"
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link
"In the abundance of caution, I am taking the liberty of sending you..."
― Karl Malone, Monday, 27 January 2014 14:26 (ten years ago) link
My mother-in-law remarking on how good something was: "... the best thing since fried bread!"
― keiji cretins (NickB), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:45 (ten years ago) link
are you sure that's an error are you sure your mom isn't just awesome
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link
"crack attic"
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 3 February 2014 23:42 (ten years ago) link
"the school Liberian"
Although that last one was typed, so I think autocorrect is half to blame.
zebek...zebekistan...uzistan...or whatever
I love this. Giggling like a spaz here.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 05:44 (ten years ago) link
recently my office was gathered for the announcement that a guy was leaving which led to a colleague giving an impromptu testimonial wherein he described the guy as having been "a real detriment to the company" there was a brief moment of silence before everyone burst out laughing while he tried to forge on can only think he'd wanted to say...asset?
― conrad, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 11:27 (ten years ago) link
Aw man, the impromptu testimonial speech is definitely the moment of heat, too
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:57 (ten years ago) link
the best thing since frybreadhttp://www.manlykitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/indian_taco.jpg
― Dan I., Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:45 (ten years ago) link
Colleague: How's the French Onion Soup you're making going?Me: I camarelised.... CA-RA-MAH-lised the onions last night.
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Friday, 14 February 2014 10:51 (ten years ago) link
someone mentioned the movie bruce almighty and someone else said something about steve carrell and a funny scene from one of his movies and someone else said "was it in 40 years a virgin?"
― conrad, Monday, 24 February 2014 11:58 (ten years ago) link
reminds me when my younger brother bawled "VAGINA!" at my nan, during a parlour game that involved naming things - in this case "body parts" - beginning with a specified letter.
my nan said "yes dear, I suppose it is" which was about right.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link
wasn't really in thread premise tho. man at developers I was visiting today said "exackerbated" surely as a joke earlier. not at all in the heat of the moment. must've been a joke.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 21:26 (ten years ago) link
I once tried so hard to not office-speak "going forwards" that I said "from this moment on" instead like I'm gandalf.
― he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Thursday, 27 February 2014 07:29 (ten years ago) link
http://youtu.be/P8pnnVwcPUU
― eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:48 (ten years ago) link
they cannot be impecked
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 14:40 (eight years ago) link
In trying to describe Punishers logo the other day I referred to his "skeleton head"."... you mean skull", says bf, who now won't let me live it down.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 21 April 2016 12:44 (eight years ago) link
Must have been a glitch inside your skeleton head
― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 21 April 2016 23:39 (eight years ago) link
confess to having sympathy with ur bf in this situation
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 April 2016 14:17 (eight years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=donald+trump+talking&page=&utm_source=opensearch
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 30 April 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link
me just now when my cat suddenly freaked out and did a wall jump:
parquet!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link
at this point i have accidentally said "knock me off my socks" so many times that it's now replaced "knocked my socks off" as my default. not that i say it that often. but it's similar to how autoreplace on an iphone can turn into a nightmare when you make the same mistake too many times and apple decides to adjust itself to accommodate your recklessness
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 January 2019 02:22 (five years ago) link
haha that happens on my phone a lot
autoreplace thinks thnkeankehjteh* = thank you for ...
*or something like it
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:03 (five years ago) link
hearing a lot of "back to ground zero" recently
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
(instead of "square one")
square nine one one
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
This thread makes me think of Little Carmine Lupertazzi.
― henry s, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
heard someone refer to "the dominic effect" recently, can't remember who or when but i wrote it on a post-it and just found it on my desk
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link
Heh. It would make perfect sense in a UK context.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link
Referring to this shitstain btw: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Cummings
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhV28uwWsAAoOw0.jpgbist du sicher?
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 10 September 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link
Ich kenne ihn nicht.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link
Was ist Tennis?
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
Der Dominic-Effekt ist in full swing!
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 10 September 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link
Ganz toll!
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link
and if you don’t know, now you know
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 14 September 2020 10:00 (three years ago) link