Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

- fking newfangled shoelaces in my nike sneakers, those bullshit nylon tubey ones THAT ALWAYS COME UNTIED
- also ia that I keep forgetting to buy shoelaces to replace the bullshit ones

I hate those things but I did find that they settled down after a while. When new they are IMPOSSIBLE, though.

- papyrus font is making me incendiary atm

not irrational imo, it must've been designed with that effect in mind

people that pull up to the damn drive through box to order before they've even looked at the damn menu. thankfully I just went grocery shopping so that's done for a while.

I'll grant you that when you go to the Taco Bell drive-thru, you ought to act like you've been there before.

BUT it's impossible to see the menu unless you pull up to the box. When the guy says "That's okay, just give me your order when you're ready," he's usually talking to me.

i wish drive-thrus weren't all like that. and i wish going into the place and immediately being hounded to make a choice wasn't normal. basically just give me a few seconds to look at the menu before i have to suffer your slow death glare jfc

lol i'm sure i've IAed about this before

some of the places around here actually have a 'mini menu' that you can see before you get to the one that's on the box. Pollo Tropical does it right - the yhave paper menus you can look at it before you pull up. ecxept IT'S FLORIDA, and IT RAINS, and if you go during a storm you get a wet piece of wet towel to try and read.

the Taco Bell here has a really weirdly banked turn that has made me severely jump the curb thrice. I was very curt when I grabbed my burrito last time and feel bad abt that as it wasn't drivethru guy's fault.

i wish drive-thrus weren't all like that. and i wish going into the place and immediately being hounded to make a choice wasn't normal. basically just give me a few seconds to look at the menu before i have to suffer your slow death glare jfc

That's (one reason) why I hate Potbelly.

yeah I hate the places like that where you walk inside and immediately upon SETTING A FOOT IN THE DOOR, it's "welcome to xxx, what can I get for you?". at least then, you can approach the counter when you're ready, so NO NEED TO IMMEDIATELY ASK.

this happens in every big corporate-owned franchisey place because those kids would get fired if they didn't do it and that's the worst part

I know. Like how Coldstone Creamery employees have to song when they get tips. :(

Yeah, and this is why it crosses over from rational to irrational. You know these people are just doing their job. You can even see the floor manager standing in the middle of it all and ordering underlings to frantically attend to every single customer that enters the store. You can smell the fear.

Yet, it's all just so obnoxious. If I'm walking into a grocery store it's because I am going to buy some food, I didn't just accidentally stumble in there for no reason. Leave me the hell alone and let me buy my produce in peace.

what the hell is a flock.

http://i.imgur.com/6DGofxk.png

netscape, really?

I sure feel comfortable paying my county taxes on a website compatible with Internet Explorer 5.5.

Just like how I love going to that station down the street that still sells leaded gasoline.

fuck you casimir pulaski

don't let the chicago thread hear you say that.

i can take it. he has not yet made me miss a flight, but it's been close

1) Those badly edited movie/TV gifs with subtitles where it doesn't really look like the person in the gif is saying the thing in the subtitle because not enough was captured

2) Tumblrs consisting of these gifs combined with banal problems of a certain job or whatever ("WHEN I SUBMIT THE HR FORM AND THEN REALIZE I FAILED TO SEND A COPY TO THE FILE" etc.)

http://lifeinbiglaw.tumblr.com/

^ the worst

My colleagues enjoy circulating posts from that site. It's not quite as bad as getting religious email forwards from my former coworkers or pro-gun forwards from my family, at least.

ok well now i have to mention the best tumblr ever http://gifandcircumstance.tumblr.com

it collects random tweets that start with "when" and combines them with random gifs and it's the greatest u'll love it

Hah

http://gifandcircumstance.tumblr.com/post/59097548679/when-you-believe-in-yourself

OTM - http://gifandcircumstance.tumblr.com/post/59273806177/when-im-sitting-butt-ads-naked-in-my-solid-gold-hot

http://gifandcircumstance.tumblr.com/post/59412177590/when-its-29-celsius-outside

http://gifandcircumstance.tumblr.com/post/59219261325/when-people-throw-things-from-your-past-in-your-face
http://gifandcircumstance.tumblr.com/post/59144132618/when-people-let-me-down-nowadays

Oof that first one.

a little less bleak

http://gifandcircumstance.tumblr.com/post/58536697387/when-you-fuck-her
http://gifandcircumstance.tumblr.com/post/59239216181/when-i-had-to-say-goodbye

every time, amirite?

http://gifandcircumstance.tumblr.com/post/56919613665/when-im-sleepy

we've all been there

New one:

"FEE FIE FO FUM, I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN AMERICAN!"

Hanging out around beanstalks?

"Want to writer better police scenes? Need help with interrogation or dialogue chapter? Two new webinars are coming soon to help you get your police procedural scene done right!"

not ANGRY really but the word WEBINAR in this facebook ad that popped up got me a little peeved. irrational peeve.

Worst word ever.

YES I hate "webinar" so much. Also "e-learning," particularly as a noun.

Fucking smokers who exit my building's revolving door, immediately light up and leave a huge cloud all the way to the designated "smoking area." (Which is directly in the path of anyone entering our building.)

So sorry that you're a pathetic drug addict but if you can't wait an extra two seconds for a fix maybe you should consider rehab or suicide.

It doesn't happen where I work now, but in my old building, people would habitually light cigarettes while still in the revolving door so that I would get to step into a little triangular smoke hole on my way into the building.

ALL OF THESE SHIRTS

wow, the chest sayings. that must have been some brainstorming session.

oh god carl

those are terrible

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FDHjuUQLL._SL246_SX190_CR0,0,190,246_.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2047/2326633259_0ee29a1f80.jpg

I might wear a shirt that says PREGNANT AND FAT OH AND FUCK YOU.

lol @ hyphen

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Hf3HeseTL._SL246_SX190_CR0,0,190,246_.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515TsHfbmLL.jpg

HAND'S

lol didn't we have a thread about how british people use "yummy mummy" and it's gross

ONE TASTY MOTHER

So wait, an apostrophe in "hand's" but not in "whos?" What a world, what a world.