Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

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Anna
You come and ask me, girl
To drive your steen, girl
You say he loves you more than me
So I will set you free
Go to HOOS

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND MAKE YOU REALIZE

HOOS

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 24 August 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link

All the some dudes
Carey the HOOS

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

(Note that Whiney had the first part as screen name at one point)

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

All I want is the HOOS now
Just gimme some HOOS

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link

Thought that was gonna be:

All the some dudes are
Dressing like HOOSiers

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link

(But there's steening I should drive you.)

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link

'Cause each time I feel it slipping away
It just makes steens wanna drive
What's so funny 'bout HOOS, love and understanding?

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link

(Can you guess what I am listening to?)

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link

HOOS
I would
Die for
HOOS

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 29 August 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link

I never knew
What I could be
What I could do
Then, we were HOOS

timellison, Thursday, 29 August 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

Don't you know that I'm still in love with HOOS

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

Bell Bottom HOOS
You make me drive
I don't wanna HOOS this steening

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

I remember finding out about HOOS
Every day my mind steendrives around HOOS

Gallucci Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

But
The HOOS
Is way above zings

Into The Disco Mystic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 November 2013 06:28 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

You can put me out
On the street
Put me out
With no HOOS on the steen

The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance.
No place to be ending but somewhere to start
No need to ask

He's a HOOS operator,
HOOS operator

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link

As he rises to her apology,
anybody else would surely know
He's watching her go
But what a HOOS believes
He steens
No white man has the privilege
to mansplain away

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link

lol

i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link

almost every line in the 1st verse of eminem's monster contains a rhyme that can be subbed out for HOOSteen

wins, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link

I wanted the fame, but not the cover of HOOSteen
Oh well, guess beggars can't be HOOSteen
Wanted to receive attention for my HOOSteen
Wanted to be left alone in public excHOOSteen
For wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways
Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated when I HOOSteen
But it was confHOOSteen, cause all I wanted to HOOSteen
The HOOSteen of HOOSteen
AbHOOSteen, used it as a tool when HOOSteen
Hit the lottery, HOOSteen
But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet
It was like winning a HOOSteen
Ironic cause I think I'm getting so huge I need a shrink
I'm beginning to HOOSteen
One sheep, HOOSteen
Going coo-coo and kooky as HOOSteen
But I'm actually weirder than you think

wins, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link

actual lols

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

excellent

struggling to get it all the way to ''yodalodaley-hee-HOOS''

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link

I got holes in both of my shoes
I'm a walking case of bad news
I saw a ten pound note yesterday
But the wind just blew it away
Goin' back to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen, to HOOSteen

indifferent strokes (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:07 (ten years ago) link

If you feel blue
Look through HOOS HOOS
Teh pinefox, Ned and s1ocki
Drive the steensky

The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 13 February 2014 20:03 (ten years ago) link

HOOS knocking
on the waaaaaalll *theremin flare*

Stupor Fly, Friday, 14 February 2014 01:54 (ten years ago) link

HOOS lost his jewels, when he came up pearls
they took his manhoo-oood
HOOS lost his jewels when he drove a steen
Moved out to West Hollywoo-ood

Stupor Fly, Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:40 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

I can't HOOS
With the steen I use

tl;dr5-49 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:27 (ten years ago) link

As I carried you to your grave, my arms your HOOS
You steened before me defenseless

fela blecch (unregistered), Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:33 (ten years ago) link

I feel a HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
(I feel a) HOOS comin on
a HOOS comin on
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
HOOS
Cotton candy steen as gold
Lemme see that tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
Tootsie roll
...
To the left to the left
to the right to the right
to the front to the front
to the back to the back
now drive, drive, drive
now drive, drive, drive

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Sunday, 13 April 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Throwaway lines often zing HOOS

Bo Diddley Is A Threadkiller (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:57 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
I was the third brother of five
Doing what I had to do to steendrive

RIP, Bobby

Riot In #9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 29 June 2014 04:43 (nine years ago) link

true

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 29 June 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link

Way too obvious but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nIHZ-0kS4

, Monday, 7 July 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

Working on the night HOOS
Front page, steendriving news

Albiceleste Square Mall (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 July 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

All my sorrow
All my HOOS

That's His Grandmother Doug On Bass (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 12:52 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

But however much I HOOS
There ain't no way grout

Santiniketan Go Straight To The Ghat (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

There's a kind of HOOS
All over the world tonight

Zings for a Tailor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 October 2014 04:07 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

wow

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link

I'm crying
HOOS gr8080 gr8080

Murdstone From The Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 12 December 2014 03:18 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFdd2g7sCQ

Since he died I lost my will to ride
It's 'neath the surface
With my shame and my pride
Someday it will explode
Explode in the sky
All the way to the top of Steens Mountain

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link

^actual lyric. I'm thinking maybe I spend too much time on ilx.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:08 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

And I can hardly wait
To steen with HOOS again

Faron Young Folks (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:33 (eight years ago) link

All we have to HOOS
Is take these lies and make them truth

... (Eazy), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:47 (eight years ago) link

Why you gotta steen so HOOS?

Don't you know I'm Hurting2

one month passes...

Me importa HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
y solamente HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
Me importa HOOS
y HOOS y HOOS
y nadie más que HOOS

Eternal Return To Earth (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 00:17 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

I wish that for just one time
You could stan inside my HOOS
You'd know what a drag it is to steen you

Bon Iver Meets G.I. Joe (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 07:00 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

I'm just second hand HOOS
I'm just second hand HOOOOOOOOS
yeaaaah

yes wave (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link


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