saves on plastic
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
And what's wrong with sitting down anyway?
in a public restroom? I don't even sit down for the other thing.
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
You should wait until the other thing has left.
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
I am 100% in favor of dudes sitting down to per. Please, when you are visiting me, feel free to relax and have a seat when you use the bathroom! Nobody doubts your manliness and doing so prevents the inevitable (it is inevitable. It is physics) splash back onto the underside of the toilet seat, rim, floor, and surrounding area.
Sitting down to pee. It's awesome and everybody should do it!
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
Who doesn't want to feel like Buffalo Bill for three minutes?
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link
That's a different thing.
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
when you're sat comfortably on public transport, and then someone with HORROR BREATH sits next to you
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, August 21, 2013 5:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i read this yesterday and literally 10 minutes later, my spouse ('er indoors) told me that she had had a luxurious el train seat ruined by a gingivitis-y seat companion. weird coincidences floating through the ether.
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
Not advocating sitting in gross public bathrooms, btw.
It's worth noting though that even when women squat, it is really hard to keep clothes from touching the floor/side of the bowl while also not pissing all over yourself so hovering is not a solution to dealing with the Men Who Pee Everywhere problem.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
I have always thought the horse-shoe toilet seat found in most public restrooms was there so one could have a direct line to pee without hitting anything someone would sit on.I have also been told my thinking is incorrect.
I have also been told my thinking is incorrect.
If you can actually manage this, which nobody can, go with god, son.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link
You guys smell too many things. I basically keep my nose closed In most public situations just to be safe.
― Jeff, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link
One more pee post: a disgusting college bf of never lifted the seat in his own house and thought I was a stuck up jerk for objecting. He also liked to pee out of his bedroom window through the screen.
He somehow managed to marry my best friend from college, who is a clean and rational human, but they are divorced now, probably for pee related reasons.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link
ARGH when male friends use my loo and leave the seat up. What is so difficult about 'this is a woman's home, please return seat to its regular position'?
Because my house was all women growing up, it took 'independent living' to alert me to the thing about male splashbacks.
― aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
I think a lot of men have a significant amount of denial re how much urine they routinely spatter throughout every bathroom they use.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
that's why i pee into a measuring cup before carefully spattering exactly 3/4 of a cup of urine around each bathroom i use
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
He also liked to pee out of his bedroom window through the screen.
hahaha I did this one time when I was living with my parents and I got too stoned to leave my room.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
Why god why didn't you just raise the screen why???
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link
Bathroom privileges revoked. You pee outside when you visit from now on.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
Man, I was STOOOOONEEEDDDDDD, I couldn't raise the screen!
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
and doing so prevents the inevitable (it is inevitable. It is physics) splash back onto the underside of the toilet seat, rim, floor, and surrounding area.
it's not inevitable tbrr, lots of guys manage to avoid spillage
― dmacation problem (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
Actually, no, it was b/c the screens couldn't be raised, they had to be popped out, and there was just no way.
xp
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
spillage is one thingsplashback is another, and it's inevitable b/c physics
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
I don't turn the light on when peeing in the middle of the night sometimes. Pretty sure I'm carl's nemesis.
― mh, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
no i mean spillage, sprayage, splashback, it's all avoidable, promise
― dmacation problem (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
You are a man in denial.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
Nothing quite like a fine mist of piss, eh?
I am not that fussed about public toilets TBH; people can be awfully neurotic/projectionist about bodily functions, though. All I ask for is dry seat/loo roll/flushed by the last person, and I will wipe seat puddles with a scrunch of paper.
― aldi young dudes (suzy), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
I wonder if there's a foreskin thing at play here. American male bathrooms seem way more piss-splattered than UK ones (at least, ones where clientele can be expected to be sober).
― stet, Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link
that is not a thing I have wondered
i would like to not be wondering it right now imo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
A foreskin thing? Hell, I'm shocked that British people even use the bathroom.
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
I am certain that some guys do this on purpose. I can only speculate on motivation, but I would not be surprised if there wasn't some kind of alpha male, leader of the pack, territory marking going on. Sometimes wonder if these does do better in life.
― how's life, Thursday, 22 August 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
He also liked to pee out of his bedroom window through the screen.hahaha I did this one time when I was living with my parents and I got too stoned to leave my room.― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Thursday, August 22, 2013 8:24 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Thursday, August 22, 2013 8:24 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I have done this several times. Lived in the attic, the bathroom was a long creaky-staired walk away. I think I stopped myself once when it was winter and I realized at the last second that I would be leaving a giant yellow spot in the front yard right in front of the big window in the living room.
― joygoat, Thursday, 22 August 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
Peeing out the window seems like one of the primary perks of having male anatomy. It was the screen thing that I was so appalled at. I think the way I put it was that pee residue would dry on the screen and then his room would fill with pee breeze. PEE BREEZE.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link
the salty tang of the pee breeze near the coastline
― mh, Thursday, 22 August 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
peeing on the jasmine in my mind
― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 August 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
I figured that if I pissed forcefully enough the sheer speed of the pee would keep it from collecting on the mesh of the screen
― joygoat, Thursday, 22 August 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link
Whatever residue was left on the screen was under the maximum acceptable level.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Thursday, 22 August 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
just a friendly reminder pee is basically as inert as saltwater, and i will keep peeing standing up in unisex bathrooms and not anxiously cleaning up after myself, dealwithit.gif
― maven maven (Matt P), Thursday, 22 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
NPR. in a big big way. i'll get in the car and the car starts and maria will have the radio set to NPR and i swear i just start tensing up like crazy and immediately get mad. i turn it off as fast as i can. all those voices drive me bonkers. that smug tone. entitled. looking at everybody else in the world from afar and nodding knowingly. completely irrational for the most part. it just happened one day.
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1350/1470244756_584e5d1352.jpg
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Thursday, 22 August 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
to build off mookie's contrib:
SUMMER PEEDRIED ON THE SCREENPEEING ON THE JASMINE IN MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 August 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
Xpost with you
― Jeff, Thursday, 22 August 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
Funny how saltwater sprayed all over a small windowless room doesn't smell like hellish rancid death, though. xp
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link
And I hate that that image didn't load.
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Thursday, 22 August 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link
*farts*
― maven maven (Matt P), Thursday, 22 August 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link
encountering song by an artist you don't know, and it's excellent and exciting, but it's also a remix, and nothing else they have produced actually sounds like it
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 23 August 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link
"Saltwater tears in my eyes"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWWKl1QJed0
.. hopefully...
― Mark G, Friday, 23 August 2013 08:47 (ten years ago) link
I was mad bout pee on the seat for a good part of my life. Then I realized that many toilets sprinkle water onto the seat during the flush. This set me free.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link
I also would get angry about the lint catcher in communal dryers. But then I realized that some people think you should clean it before you dry. Others think after. I now think that one should clean it before and after. Only pleasant surprises in my drying life now.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link
- fking newfangled shoelaces in my nike sneakers, those bullshit nylon tubey ones THAT ALWAYS COME UNTIED- also ia that I keep forgetting to buy shoelaces to replace the bullshit ones
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 August 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link
I hate those things but I did find that they settled down after a while. When new they are IMPOSSIBLE, though.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 24 August 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link
- papyrus font is making me incendiary atm
― obi wankin' obi (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 August 2013 05:34 (ten years ago) link