Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

so take yo ass to the battleground
rat-a-tat-tat like that is how my gat'll sound

i know u mad hatin
but my infrared beams spot u like a dalmation

In earlier times I would rhyme at the drop of a dime
Designing my freestyle lines one second ahead of the time I said 'em.

Speed off, officer told me turn the beat off
I turned it a level higher, then returned the devil's fire

big seats, big trucks
gotta have room for
big nuts

Ma$e, can you please stop smoking lala
Puff, why try? I'm a thug, I'mma die high

We make hits that'll rearrange your whole set
And got a Benz that I ain't even drove yet

Always chasin after chicks, but the cause is lost
Ladies call me Bill Gates cuz I'm micro-soft

they bout to catch me at the rose bowl game
in a fo do' range

the meetings were boring
for real i was snoring

It looks weird, your head is triangle
Like a mango, something I snack on

lolkoolkeith

Cause my speaker box the biggest trunk sound like a midget
Tryna get up out of there 15's stay hittin

T.I. "Let My Beat Pound"

lol if u fat white virgin boyz come to the hood u gonna get raped

^ ethan back already?

bring back bring back arch deluxe bitch

YOUR PHONEBOOK AINT FOOL ME YA CHEATING BITCH
YOU THINK I AIN'T KNOW WHO 'OBE RYANT' IS??

The police dem have a little gun
So when I'm on the streets I walk around with a bigger one!

loll hoos what is that

from this dub union mixtape i found on the floor of my car

lol that's a dope line

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHO 'OLF BLITZER' IS??

i sip the dom p watching gandhi til i'm charged
writin in my book of rhymes all the words past the margins

i leave my competition respirator style
climbed the latter to success escalator style

climbed the ladder, duh

idk i kinda dig the idea of climbing a respirator to success

compelling somehow

yeah it's deep if u really think about it

slowest of burners

i leave my competition respirator style
climbed the latter to success escalator style

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 5:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fab flipped that rhyme better on "breathe" IMO:

How I address the haters and under estimaters
And ride up on them like they escalators
They shook up and hooked up to respirators
On they last breath talking to investigators

How I address the haters and under estimaters
And ride up on them like they escalators
They shook up and hooked up to respirators
On they last breath talking to investigators

― straight up, you're payin' jacks just to hear me phase (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 3:55 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

this is hitting me ~hard~ after the climactic end of last night's 24

man yeah god rest the dead ;_;

he was just coming to terms with his new banana republic makeover too

Emcees get gunned down like being run down by Mack trucks
Then god struck, religious niggas call it bad luck

Warning: this is noise and plus poison, avoiding the rapture relax and enjoy it
Annoying the toy in you, that's what the point is, life's a bitch so tough tits and enjoy it.

they put too much flour in they coke
and got the nerve to wonder why they broke

Start some, make my heart pump, spark one, I'm God's son
Nastradamus, last one to blast one when the NARC's come

Hip-Hop's got me on some ol', sprayin shots like a drumroll
Blankin out and never miscount the shells my gun hold

In the wintertime he rocks a fur, which we believe to mean he wears fur coats. The word "rock" is significant because it's a double entendre that also shows his solidity and stability in this chaotic world, unlike a leaf. Notice how he says "I rock a fur" instead of "I leaf a fur". The line would be totally different if he had used the word leaf. The fur coat is very important because it vividly shows his superiority in relation to other animals, and that his intelligence and integrity deems him fit to slaughter animals for his own survival and conquest.

Sos' pulled me close and told me the deal
He said both hoes'll peel
spray shots reload and still handle the wheel

polow on the beat and weezy yep i'm at the plate again
keri if you pitch it to me ima swing away at it

^^the cadence on this is kind of remarkable, i was reciting it over the instrumental outro and it's so on point w/ the drums

agreed, love that line

fuck police aint no reward for a beast
word on the streets is they'll pistol whip a priest
for a cross piece

What a nigga gotta do to make a half a million
Without the FBI catchin feelins

^^^ right???????/

I father, I Brooklyn Dodger them/I Jack/ I Rob/ I sin/Ah man, I'm Jackie Robinson/ except when I run base, I dodge the pen/Lucky me, Luckily they didn't get me/Now when I bring the Nets I'm the black Branch Rickey

Duke it out. But all that hollywood, I could deal widdout. I ru wit Drug dealers. Body snatchers. Cat Peelers. And Kid Nappaz. Murdaras. Burglaras. Mercenaries. Who ain't never scarry.\\

YEEEEEAAAAHHH NIGGA> HOOS GONNA F))) *EV (()()K()) SN--- D-- D-- WORD UP NIGGA

And this exemplarizes the folly of obnoxioattackist amalick alaymickthom

Outkast with a K, yeah them niggas are hard
Harder than a nigga tryin' to impress god

bad lil broad, i aint seen her in a minute
since the all-star game, and i'm still tryna hit it

Got a vendetta, even though I been better
Left em' in the cold with a thin sweater

Word kid, get your chicken from the telepath
wikawikawika on the electroencephelograph.