ugh @ that facebook douchebag
― max, Friday, 20 February 2009 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link
well also cb's persona is being a smoove and romantic guy so violently assaulting a pretty girl is basically anathema
― devin harris with an appletini (call all destroyer), Friday, 20 February 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link
or he ends up getting on drugs & slowly killing himself & ending up on some where are they now? bullshit like bobby brown
― gucci mane gretzky (deej), Thursday, February 19, 2009 10:28 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah i was thinking about bobby b too. ffs i hope rhi doesnt do some crazy whitney shit
― k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=47101
― gucci mane gretzky (deej), Friday, 20 February 2009 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link
yea who even knows
― Surmounter, Friday, 20 February 2009 04:33 (fifteen years ago) link
they seem to be talking about a diff photo xp
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 20 February 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link
they sure do. prolly a couple of fakes.
― Surmounter, Friday, 20 February 2009 04:40 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, this really upsets me...
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 20 February 2009 09:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Somewhere in prison, thugs are salivating at the thought of widening Brown's asshole....
― Eater of Mexicans (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Friday, 20 February 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh, he's a big asshole already
― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Friday, 20 February 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Interesting point, Bo Jackson o_Overdrive.
― some dude, Friday, 20 February 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
somewhere on ilx...
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
You know how there are things you say to your friends which, due to verbal and physical context, come across in a completely different manner than when you say them on a message board? Welcome to there, BJO.
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 20 February 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link
lol o_0verdrive
― k3vin k., Friday, 20 February 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, my college roommate used to go through the "thugs are salivating" routine during the evening news all the time, we always had a laugh.
― some dude, Friday, 20 February 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Chris Brown, from o to 0
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, 20 February 2009 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Women and Girls Collective Action Network made a good point:
We hear so much of what will happen to Chris Brown’s reputation and career if these allegations are proven to be true. We hear how all Chris Brown’s sponsors and endorsements will back down, and how his entire career may go down the drain. Now we ask, what is going to happen to Rihanna? We never hear, on a well publicized scale, how this is going to affect her career. We do not even hear how she may be damaged mentally, physically, or emotionally after this incident of abuse. You would think that because she is a survivor of abuse, people would be concerned with her well-being.
As far as Rihanna goes, this is what we do know. Last summer, Rihanna had released a statement saying how she starting building her career from endorsements before she even released her hits. The LA Times recently reported that Rihanna had the reputation of representing “something very positive and in particular a strong female role model, and when she is associated with a situation like this it can have an impact.” They quoted a marketing executive as predicting that companies are likely to shun her in the future.
http://womenandgirlscan.org/2009/02/19/beyond-chris-rihanna/
― steve "no neck" yamaguchi (vermonter), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
im pretty sure when rihanna's new album drops and she has two number one singles she won't be hurting on endorsements
― THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
still, all the more reason for her to coop w/police.
what's really fucked up that i keep forgetting is that he's 19 and she's 20.
― devin harris with an appletini (call all destroyer), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
i dont understand this paragraph
― max, Friday, 20 February 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I think all that really means is that Def Jam got her a couple modelling gigs before her first album dropped and those folks are willfully misinterpreting it to mean that she makes all her money off endorsements and not records/touring.
― The Fursuit of Happiness (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link
they also must have not ever heard of marketing before if they genuinely think that companies arent banging on her agents door right now... im sympathetic to the idea that the response has unfortunately been all about vengeance on cb instead of concern for rihannas welfare (which i think is true, and pretty fucked up, and perpetuates a whole cycle of cultural violence and is probably not entirely divorced from cultural concerns about angry black men, but whatever)--but come ON.
― max, Friday, 20 February 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah...the press is analyzing what this means for CB's career and not hers because obvious he stands to be negatively affected by it a lot more...she might be too, but not in nearly the same way.
― The Fursuit of Happiness (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
see i took this,
something very positive and in particular a strong female role model
as being related to the gossip reporting about her being unsure as to whether she wants to cooperate/press charges since she still loves him or whatever, and how it would be perceived if she did not do those things. still a reach and a weird point to make, but yeah.
― devin harris with an appletini (call all destroyer), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
what's really fucked up that i keep forgetting is that he's 19 and she's 20
She's 21 ! Happy birthday, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rihanna
― StanM, Friday, 20 February 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah...i mean honestly i feel like a lot of things are up in the air and very ambiguous right now...a little less so since that photo surfaced yesterday, but still a lot of unanswered questions and room for both parties to negotiate the road ahead either as well as possible given the situation, or in a way that just makes things worse.
xpost
― The Fursuit of Happiness (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link
she may lose some modeling gigs but she'll recoup that when she signs on as the spokesmodel for grandpa passantino's fruit-flavored girlfriend punch
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link
dude it's kinda weird how in the last couple hours you've started a pretty contemplative ILE thread about modern humor while at the same timing coming out swinging on all these other threads with wack tired meta jokes
― The Fursuit of Happiness (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm a complex guy
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
grandpa passantino is a decent screen name at least
― THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
and what contains contradictions, much like david banner
― gucci mane gretzky (deej), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
this wack tired meta joke brought to you circa 2004
― gucci mane gretzky (deej), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link
how is a passantino domestic abuse zing even a "meta joke"
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link
does he beat his girlfriends through the fourth wall?
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
i think it's more about the wack tired part
― THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link
i was using the loosened modern ilx meaning of "meta" as in anything about someone else on the board
― The Fursuit of Happiness (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link
if its tired and wack to enjoy imagining dom as http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3884/punchy0nu.jpgthen im tired and wack
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
i know i enjoy imagining dom as a high-ass moose on the reg
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
srsly i ain't never understood that dude's hat
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^i dont get this post which makes it funnier to me
xp ohhhhhh his hat
― gucci mane gretzky (deej), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe gr8080 can explain the hat to us
― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 February 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I have no idea what the fuck you Americans are talking about
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP xp
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, February 20, 2009 4:04 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this is some top shelf big hoos
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link
word
― dom as a high-ass moose on the reg (some dude), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link
ty i just try to brighten the day a lil u kno
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
yourmommproductions (1 hour ago) 0 Reply | SpamChris brown is a wife beaterr. No Body likes him any more. Its going to be really hard for him to become famous again if he even does at all. Wow! Biggest mistake of his life.TigerJon02 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply | SpamWatch out Jordan, he might slap you around if you piss him off.dexmex91 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply | Spamhe asked rihanna how is she supposed to breathe with no air?UltimateLifeformSon (4 hours ago) 0 Reply | Spamno one like chris brown shoot!i mean beating up girls,did your mom ever tell you boys cant hit girls!topher19kid (7 hours ago) +2 Reply | Spamhe deserves what ever he gets i hope sum big man kicks his ass he does jail time would love thatzafir992 (7 hours ago) 0 Reply | SpamI woulda beat that BITCH Rhianna if she gave me herpes too!Nasty little bitch shoulda told him something before they got in the damn sheets
TigerJon02 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply | SpamWatch out Jordan, he might slap you around if you piss him off.
dexmex91 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply | Spamhe asked rihanna how is she supposed to breathe with no air?
UltimateLifeformSon (4 hours ago) 0 Reply | Spamno one like chris brown shoot!i mean beating up girls,did your mom ever tell you boys cant hit girls!
topher19kid (7 hours ago) +2 Reply | Spamhe deserves what ever he gets i hope sum big man kicks his ass he does jail time would love that
zafir992 (7 hours ago) 0 Reply | SpamI woulda beat that BITCH Rhianna if she gave me herpes too!
Nasty little bitch shoulda told him something before they got in the damn sheets
― ilxor, Saturday, 21 February 2009 06:04 (fifteen years ago) link
boy o boy o boy
So... she's pregnant and they're back together? (Can't wait for the movie version of all of this)
― StanM, Saturday, 28 February 2009 08:45 (fifteen years ago) link
he asked rihanna how is she supposed to breathe with no air?
i'm lolling
― lil waynes babymama (musically), Saturday, 28 February 2009 08:59 (fifteen years ago) link
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you think this is actually true?
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, 28 February 2009 10:17 (fifteen years ago) link