old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (7 years ago) Permalink

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

barbara stanwyck

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

Julie Delpy ain't old.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

can i use this time machine to unread kenan's posts?

m@p (plosive), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

Having just rewatched Before Sunset the other night, I'd do the mid-30s Delpy as well.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

I would like to take this opportunity to once again mention Grace Kelly.

That is all.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:42 (7 years ago) Permalink

But the stubborn bastard just can't see it!

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...) (webmail), January 29th, 2007 3:01 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later) (link)

Yeeeesss....he is king of all babes. MMM SIDEBURNS COME TO ME.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ricki Lake circa hairspray.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

DavidM* (unreal), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

Claudia Cardinale
Ann-Margaret

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

Errol Flynn
Joe Orton
Harry Belafonte

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

I would like a threesome with Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha and Elizabeth Montgomery as Serena, please.

If it were to turn into a foursome with Barbara Eden as Jeannie, I wouldn't argue.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:20 (7 years ago) Permalink

^the only possible candidate.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

errol flynn OTMFM
grapes of wrath era henry fonda

plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

Pashmina has a great point. Plus, there's every chance she actually would have hopped in the sack with you.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

Siouxsie Sioux.

I love her.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 January 2007 21:31 (7 years ago) Permalink

basically any female star in busby berkeley musicals

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:40 (7 years ago) Permalink

Rex Harrison!

patita (patita), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

Jacqueline Bisset
Diane Keaton

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

OTM

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

but do i dare say Mary Poppins?

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

Spot the deliberate mistake.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

LAUREN BACALL!

Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (Austin, Still), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:53 (7 years ago) Permalink

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

Some good choices and I'll add Anita Ekberg.

Sundar (sundar), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:03 (7 years ago) Permalink

Kate Bush doesn't look like she's aged badly at all in the "King of the Mountain" video BTW.

Sundar (sundar), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:29 (7 years ago) Permalink

Felicity Kendall, innit?

scotstvo (scotstvo), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

katy hill circa 1997

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

ha, is she even 30 yet?

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

The one on the left.

Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

Ann Diamond

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:39 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'm sorry, "Thumpy Screamy"?????????

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:41 (7 years ago) Permalink

Leave me alone.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:43 (7 years ago) Permalink

Siouxsie was actually way better-looking in the 90s than the 70s, IMHO.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:44 (7 years ago) Permalink

That's true, round about "Peek-a-Boo" she was completely stunning.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

Also, Harrison Ford, obv.

Ah, but when? 1985, for me.

Cary Grant, sure, but he's more someone I'd want to go out for dinner with and then drive around in a sports car with than have all the sex.

I pick William Holden.

Ew, imagine what you'd catch off Errol Flynn. Ew.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

Harrison Ford, any time between 1979 and 1986 or so. Maybe even 1989, what the hell.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:00 (7 years ago) Permalink

kathleen turner

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

KIM NOVAK, 1955.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

Shirley:

The Homeliness of The Long Distance Punner (Charles McCain), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:02 (7 years ago) Permalink

I just prefer 18-25 year old Kate Buch to Irish Headspread semi-chunky non-dancing Kate Bush.
Also, I'd feel insecure enough having lots of sex with limber as hell healthy genius, but now she's double my age and has years of motherhood.
I'm childish and sickly/twiggy.

That's my long-winded explaination of the title.
Feel free to put dead people in.

*whisper* I 'know' dead people [/lame]

GOD. GOOD CALL ON SHIRLEY!!!

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado Still Rules at Doom (The GZeus), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

judi dench ca. 1968
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003200001-2007040094_6,00.html

(not hotlinkable and semi-NSFW anyway)

Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:07 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yeah. Such a kitten.

Like Angie Dickinson.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:09 (7 years ago) Permalink

FERAL NEANDERTHAL BITCHES

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:10 (7 years ago) Permalink

oh hellllloooo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 June 2014 03:46 (1 month ago) Permalink

Such a chameleon, but por example (Sam Shephard has recounted having his young mind blown when she came on a talk show barefoot---nobody did that then---or now, maybe? "The female Brando," he called her)

dow, Monday, 9 June 2014 17:04 (1 month ago) Permalink

Tuesday 'n' me

dow, Monday, 9 June 2014 17:08 (1 month ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Ruth Gordon

nickn, Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:06 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

tokyo rosemary knows what I like.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:12 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Although tbh mods don't make me want to have sex with them, they just make me want to gawk and admire.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:13 (3 weeks ago) Permalink


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