Bill Gates leaving Microsoft

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GEEK!

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

is that from when he was arrested for racing his Porsche...?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Shakey, yes, I could, but I'm not going to because I just realized Dan was OTM way upthread. I'm no fan of the dude but you've basically got someone on record as being the most charitable person in the entire history of the world and you're ragging on the supposed "lateness" of his foray? Do scholarships and mass-scale software donations to schools count as philanthropism on his part or on Microsoft's part? Questions, questions.

I mean dude whatevs. When you donate 30% of yr bank account, maybe you can have a point here??

Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

yr typical American "riches to even richer" story.
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), June 15th, 2006 6:10 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

Actually, Gate's family's story is a little more interesting than that. Gate's parents weren't born rich. That's why his dad is so supportive of the estate tax. He felt like he got a lot from society that helped him to achieve what he did and that allowed him to support his family and send his kid to Harvard. That seems pretty cool to me.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

That's from when he overclocked his CPU.

AW FUCKIN X-POST

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally I didn't know mentioning something constituted "ragging" on it. I don't see what there is to fight about, my feelings about Gates are really not all that strong either way.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm unaware of any significant philanthropy on Gates' part prior to the Foundation. Can you provide any examples?

http://www.woopidoo.com/biography/bill-gates.htm
In 1999, Gates wrote Business @ the Speed of Thought, a book that shows how computer technology can solve business problems in fundamentally new ways. The book was published in 25 languages and is available in more than 60 countries. Business @ the Speed of Thought has received wide critical acclaim, and was listed on the best-seller lists of the New York Times, USA Today, the Wall Street Journal and Amazon.com. Gates' previous book, The Road Ahead, published in 1995, held the No. 1 spot on the New York Times' bestseller list for seven weeks.

Gates has donated the proceeds of both books to non-profit organizations that support the use of technology in education and skills development.

Also, the current foundation was formed by merging two previously existing foundations together:

http://www.woopidoo.com/biography/bill-gates.htm
Being the richest man in the world has also enabled Gates to create one of the world's largest charitable foundations. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has an endowment of more than $28 billion, with donations totaling more than $1 billion every year. The foundation was formed in 2000 after merging the "Gates Learning Foundation" and "William H. Gates Foundation". Their aim is to "bring innovations in health and learning to the global community".

This was the result of 5 minutes of googling.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Gates did Shakey's woman, & she gave Shakey teh herpes.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

thx fr the info Jesus - my googlin hadn't turned up any of that.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

It all makes sense now.

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

This compared to supposed hippy Steve Jobs, who scrapped Apple's charitable donations within 0.00002s of returning to Apple.

stet (stet), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

thx fr the info Jesus

A new 21st century spiritual.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

this seems to be the most comprehensive history: http://www.historylink.org/essays/output.cfm?file_id=2907

looks like he started passing out the cash in various forms the early 90s.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

SO LATE IN HIS CAREER

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

This compared to supposed hippy Steve Jobs, who scrapped Apple's charitable donations within 0.00002s of returning to Apple.

Wasn't the company bleeding money at the time? (I could be wrong.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

that's 20 years into his career. I'm comfortable calling that "late" - particularly since his activities in the 90s seem fairly limited to higher education.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

BAJILLIONARES DON'T RETIRE THEY CONTINUE TO MAKE MONEY HE IS 25 YEARS INTO WHAT IS A POTENTIALLY 60 YEAR CAREER 25 YEARS IS NOT LATE

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

but whatever, I commend your eagerness to rush to the defense of one of the most powerful men on the planet - good for you! I'm sure Gates appreciates your moral fortitude. I'm sure he loses a lot of sleep about his name being "besmirched" by casual observations on the internet.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

LIKE, YOUR MOM RETIRES. MY DAD RETIRES. PPL LIEK BILLL GATES DON'T RETIRE

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO THANK YOU FOR YELLING

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM NOT DEFENDING BILL GATES I AM POINTING OUT THE STUPIDITY OF YOUR STATEMENT

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

right.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Wiki Bill Gate's Sr.

Wiki Mary Gates

There's more. I don't know whether these people were born rich or poor, but dude goes to law school on the G.I. Bill, marries a schoolteacher, and makes the money that makes Jr.'s life possible.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha Shakey!

"I don't feel very strongly about Bill Gates one way or the other, I just like making backhanded statements about him because anyone with that much money MUST be a bad person." <--- This is precisely how you're coming across right now.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I never said he was a bad person, you guys are all jumpin on me cuz... well I dunno why. cuz yr bored I guess.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

COZ U R STUPID

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Bear in mind that a LOT of the 80s-era Silicon Valley/tech guys didn't donate much of anything until later in their careers. Gates gets singled out because he made the most and is easy to hate, but equal time shit should be given to Ellison, Ballmer, Michael Dell, Bezos

The exceptions that come to mind are Gordon Moore, Wozniak, and Paul Allen

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Bear in mind that a LOT of the 80s-era Silicon Valley/tech guys didn't donate much of anything until later in their careers. Gates gets singled out because he made the most and is easy to hate, but equal time shit should be given to Ellison, Ballmer, Michael Dell, Bezos

JEFF BEZOS HAD MONEY IN THE 80'S????????

lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

No US Festival, no credibility.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

hoy coyly he flips his floppies diks at us

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

its only funny if you interleave all the lyrics, like TOMBOT does.

lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Shakey, do you know what a backhanded statement is?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

do you know what a patronizing question is?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Into the chasm gaping, "Wheeeee!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

> When you donate 30% of yr bank account, maybe you can have a point here??

i don't think you should look at the percentages but at the absolute total that remains. we'd all quite happily give away 99% of our money if we were still left with a billion dollars afterwards. there is such a thing as too much money.

koogy wonderland (koogs), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://obvi.us/images/bill1.jpg

Must... avoid... BLUE SCREEN JOKES

steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think you should look at the percentages but at the absolute total that remains

I like that approach. That means Gates will have to give away about 99.9% of his money before I'll be obligated to donate anything!

o. nate (onate), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

damn hotlink error

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/About:_URI_scheme

lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1633/oldmicrosoftlogo4om.gif

there we go. 1978.

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I think this debate can be settled in a timely, courteous manner by having Jay Babcock interview Gates in Arthur.

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Has no one posted the Gates/Queen Latifah pics yet?

aDOring NUTbians (donut), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

It's the eyes.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Gates is a big proponent of the inheritance tax himself. Has public plans to donate his entire estate to charity on his death.

His ENTIRE estate??? wifey must be just thrilled at the prospect of being a pauper any day now.


i don't think you should look at the percentages but at the absolute total that remains. we'd all quite happily give away 99% of our money if we were still left with a billion dollars afterwards.

uhh NO.

I think bill looks hot in those desk photos. All eric formanish, no? I also want to see what that flowery shirt hes wearing in the mugshot looks like.

sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i like this run down of events

and this frog putting on airs, linked to in that bit:

http://www.pbs.org/cringely/_g/pulp.jpg

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

..except it's a barely informed opinion based on barely informed "research" on Microsoft culture that even the guy or gal at the front desk of any of MS's gazillions can disprove.

I'm not saying the next two years aren't critical for MS. They are. But the chances of the cards falling in the way the link above describes is about as accurate as me describing exactly how, where, and when the next major hurricane is going to affect the U.S...

..which is, um, it's going to strike just south of Brownsville TX as a Level 1, and create flooding issues in Monterrey, Mexico.

There. YOU HEARD IT FROM ME FIRST! I'M SAYING "I TOLD YOU SO" SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO...

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

now you've gotten the frog putting on airs all upset. I hope you're happy.

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

It's a cane toad in disguise.

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

LICK IT

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 27 March 2021 17:49 (three years ago) link


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