Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

ah, thanks veg

lol I actually dont know I was being silly

I hate people who give silly intentional mispronunciations to things. like this girl I waited on years ago who called water "woah-dee".

I have no idea what country you people are inferring with this hot dog popcorn business.

Or implying.

Hut dogs or

http://www.hotdougs.com/Images/HotDougslogo_medium.jpg

hot corn and pop dogs

xpost creepy cosplay

Weird, the next post I saw after posting that pic was this one

look at that hot frog

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, July 30, 2013 8:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

huot frahg

haht dahg

hoddog

that shitty faux-mexican public domain music i keep hearing in shitty faux-mexican restaurants

I wanted a bagel really badly, a chewy New York bagel with scallion cream cheese and the whole deli shebang, and that is not something you can readily find around here, so I looked up a cafe with good reviews, checked their hours, got dressed nice, biked there with my book...and it was shuttered.

people who say the same things across various social media platforms. automatic reposting of tweets in facebook is bad enough but it's worse when people take something they wrote one place and rephrase it somewhere else. like their thought is so amazing that it needs to reach as many people as possible.

also i just went to walgreens to buy almonds and while they did not give me a huge receipt, i had to punch through like 10 options on the electronic paypad before i could finish paying, including indicating two different times that i didn't want cash back. on the other hand, this walgreens sells sundresses.

why do seemingly ALL pain medicine bottles only list the recommended dosage on the inside of the label, forcing you to peel it open? isn't that arguably the most important piece of information on the entire label??!!?!?! my back hurts and i'm irrationally angry pt 2!

why is this soy sauce packet so hard to open?!? fuck!!!

Twitter needs a feature where it suspends the accounts of anyone who tweets more than three times in a seven day period about not knowing about X because they don't have a TV.

Every time I complain about twitter on this thread, I'm referring to the same person. Why do I follow this person?????

Twitter needs a feature where it suspends the accounts of anyone who tweets more than three times in a given day

3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "shit! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

OH GOOD YOUTUBE IS ASKING ME TO USE MY REAL NAME AGAIN

What the ever loving fuck I swear I am going to burn down Google.

They keep asking me, too. It's annoying.

Maybe they don't ask me b/c they think my name really is Whiskytango.

Beers that don't print the ABV % on the label

people who say the same things across various social media platforms.

the worst

additionally, those who make pronouncements about the behaviour of unnamed people like they're a god damned life expert, and fire those into every social media platform

something is beeping in our house, about once an hour, and I can't tell what it is

'attached is a file detailing your mandatory orientation'

invitationtoorientation.pdf

Beers that don't print the ABV % on the label

Yeah I hate this, I'm pretty sure it's illegal not to in the UK, I'm not sure if it's because I'm more worried about getting ripped off with some shandy or getting a premium/strong beer when I'm trying to pace myself

I hate it when the beer doesn't have a price. You're just looking at a store cooler door full of beer and no clue at all what you're going to be paying.

dudes at my condo complex too damn lazy to ring the house of the person they're visiting, and sit in front of the gate waiting for someone else to scan their gate card so they can slide in and watch as the person who actually HAD the card almost have the gate slam on them.

sometimes I intentionally sit in my vehicle and don't scan my card and just watch them sit there waiting until they get frustrated and leave. it's amusing enough for me not to care that I'm deliberately delaying my arrival home.

Doesn't sitting there take up more effort than buzzing their friends? You make it sound like Karl from Sling Blade standing in front of the door because he didn't know to knock, except in a car.

yeah, idk what their deal is. I see em make one cursory attempt to dial the number on the box, give up, and drive up there. buzzing people in is easy (it just calls the person whose number is on file, and they buzz them on their phone), so I'm kinda like ARE THE PEOPLE YOU'RE VISITING EVEN HOME?

the other thing that annoys me - the complex made this big deal about keeping out the tailgaters, spent all this money to put in a new system where in addition to the gate, there is an arm that lowers, and as a result, hiked up the price of everybody's gate card. and in the months since it's been implemented, it's been taken down for repairs more than it's been in operation.

is that an american accent thing? because i can't get my head around how that would sound

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm in New York and hear it in the Northeast but I don't know exactly what region is the evil source...try saying "hut dog" and marvel at the stupidity

Philly maybe?

I hate sealed jars and medicine bottles where the seal is glued down with superglue and there's either
a) a tiny little pull tab that comes off in your hand and is useless so you stab through the seal with whatever you can find
b) a tiny little pull tab that is too small to even grab onto so you stab through the seal with whatever you can find
c) no pull tab, no way to pry the seal off the jar/bottle so you stab through the seal with whatever you can find

ibuprofen and mayonnaise, I'm looking directly at you

well that's your problem, you should never buy the mayo/ibuprofen combo packs

they're packed with preservatives

lol

too much rain over the last few days. So I've gone around emptying the saucer/drip trays under plants on the balcony which are absolutely full. Has been pouring down all day it seems.
But it is at least race week so all the overmoneyed people in the area and the crooked politicians that notoriously make deals at the Galway races will have got wet. So there's some slight silver lining to these endless clouds.

amtrak and its rewards program are two separate websites requiring two separate accounts/logins that one can (only recently) 'link'

Your login information for both sites is the same as before. Feel free to change one account password to match the other. However, changing your first name, last name, email address or member number on either account will unlink your accounts.

what an utter embarrassment

I HATE shit like that.
Budget car rental has similar problems, which almost cost me $150-some when I returned a car and they checked me in on the wrong system.

My school has two separate portals w/ separate logins and separate records of a student's personal info - one for course registration, financials, degree progress, and grades, the other site is for changing major, extracurriculars, and checking admissions status. Why?!

I thought about setting it up so that my tweets would post to my Facebook feed, mostly because I'm never on Facebook anymore and I thought it could be a good way to connect with friends who aren't on Twitter. But I wouldn't want to be an asshole.

Yeah, don't do that. Plz.

A Young Professional of my acquaintance (who is a local celebrity blogger, ad/marketing pro, one of those "kind of a big deal" types who everyone knows) is about to get married. She currently owns a beautiful new-ish townhouse in the city in a very desirable area, just outside downtown; and she works downtown. (Total travel time, like 10 minutes.) She and her husband-to-be just mentioned on FB that in anticipation of the upcoming nuptials they're going to look at houses together . . . 20 miles outside the city, in a place where commuting requires an hour or so on the most congested freeway in the region. Why?!! You've got a perfectly good place to live for two people! You don't have to move to the fucking outer-ring suburbs just because you get married! GAAAAAAAAH!

Like the first time I hear her complain about traffic after she gets married it's going to be very hard not to tell her publicly to STFU.

Wow, yeah. The automatic path to the suburbs on marriage/reproducing makes me IA, too.

Yes, daycare in Chicago is o_O expensive but public schools are fine to great if you live in the right neighborhood. It just means you need to rent and/or inhabit a smaller space, which bfd.

Diff ppl have diff priorities so it's not like I get angry at people for wanting different things than I do, but I do get IA when ppl dont want to leave the city but move to the burbs bc they think they have to or when people smugly tell other ppl living in the city that they too will move to the suburbs one day, just you wait.

It especially makes me IA because her whole public persona is to be Ms. Cleveland Boosterism, it's what her whole blog is about, she's miss woman about town, then immediately plans a move to the suburbs the second she's married.

Ugh. I'm IA with you.

As someone who wants to stay in the city, I half agree with you on this, but there are many things that are harder about having kids in a city, and I assume most people who move to the suburbs after marriage have a family in mind.