people that YELP are scumbags

lol xps yes it's about the m@nh@ndler

I knew it! So weird having a sex patio/picnic shelter under the windows of condos in that otherwise sterile, gentrified area.

Duffy's Sucks!!!

otm though at least it's better than its sister bar Durkins down the street which i have to pass by daily

sex patio

isn't it nice
luring disco dollies to a life of vice

The ever nauseating Kim D is back!

"I can't think of anywhere else that has so thoroughly seduced me with food... I have eaten here thrice in the last 10 days. Childrens, if you know me (and let's be honest - by this time... you must!) that is the highest compliment I can possibly pay an establishment!

Vote with your hungries, like I do - and get thee to Marrow!

The Seared Pork Terrine with a 63 degree farm egg is ecstasy. Two generous slabs of porkalicious goodness: warm, sexy and unctuous plated over greens and served with toasted bread - gorgeous, simple and incredibly satisfying.

Have you ever ordered an appetizer that was just "too good" and wished it came in an entree portion? That's essentially what's going on here - eat it and weep, or share with a pal as an app!

I sat hunched at the bar, perusing the library of literature expounding the virtues of: bones, fat, offal and the art of butchery until the food started hitting the pass. Moments later, I was moaning with the sheen of melted pork fat glossing my lips as ate.

Perfection."

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fuuuuuck

gross

UYE? Ultimate Yelp Event?

http://www.yelp.com/events/amelia-summer-bucket-list-uye-yelps-starlight-drive-in-movie-night

Cindy "Cincy_Cindy" G. says:

I just called this morning and they said Despicable Me will carry over for the first movie this week for sure and the second one will be announced tomorrow morning. But honestly, I'm pretty pumped about Despicable Me!! Also, we needs/wants to carpool?
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Cindy "Cincy_Cindy" G. says:

Hey guys the second movie is Grown Ups 2! Looks like we lucked out on this date and got some super fun summer movies. Can't wait to see you all there!
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I sat hunched at the bar, perusing the library of literature expounding the virtues of: bones, fat, offal and the art of butchery until the food started hitting the pass. Moments later, I was moaning with the sheen of melted pork fat glossing my lips as ate.

this is next-level

if the pork sparkled it would be the ultimate fanfic

until the food started hitting the pass.

WTF does this even mean?! That whole last bit sounds like some horrible 50 shades of Grey BS.

lol which I guess is what VG just said.

until the food started hitting the pass

no lie, I thought this was about diarrhea the first time i read it

Me too. I still dont know what it does mean.

i think shes referring to the 'pass' in a restaurant which iirc is the window/place where the kitchen puts the plates of food for the server/food runner to pick it up and deliver it to the table. why she would stop reading when her food was there instead of at her table i have no idea

suddenly filled with Morbsian rage at the overuse of insider jargon by casual observers

^^^

See, I concluded it was sort of like "head them off at the pass," which means an actual pass, like a mountain pass, but idiomatically therefore also becomes kind of like "the critical juncture".... ? Like the food has reached the key moment?

I hate these people.

Yeah I thought it was like, the food has passed your tongue and is heading towards yr belly

I would have hated it if it was that, but the fact that it's an actual food service term makes me hate it soooooo much more

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Moments later, I was moaning with the sheen of melted pork fat glossing my lips as ate.

I would pay so much money to see pictures of the other diners' faces when this happened.

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an internet/media bro i know once said "i've never used a dating site, but every website i've ever used i use like a dating site"

so when you think of yelp that way...

brad pitt otm, iow

Once I stopped screaming, the question "Martin or Charlie?" popped into my head.

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it's funny to imagine the contrast between the caligulian frenzies that you read on yelp and the quotidian image of them sitting there and calmly eating it.

no way all my trips to the ice cream shoppe are straight outta the satyricon.

and everyone around you is like *farts*

ugh that girl is drooling. that's probably our food coming through the pass, prepare yourself

ok i just loled harder at dlh's first pic post than i ever have at anything on ilx

glad i'm not the only one who loved that

They wouldn't open the doors for me when I showed up 5-10 minutes before official opening hour, even though the staff was just standing around waiting. They wouldn't even let me drop some cash for a baguette so I could make my 7am date. Boo!

So the food's ~4 stars. 3 stars because I'm pissed that they kept me from having breakfast one day.

NO BITCH YOU DON'T GET TO DOCK A STAR BECAUSE THE STORE WOULDN'T OPEN EARLY SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU ONE TIME THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

allowing people to comment and reply to specific reviews would lessen the circle jerky quality of their reviews, but i guess they don't want that...

Great way to start a review:

Hipsters are like Mexicans. If it weren't for the food I don't think I'd be able to stand them at all. Pharmacy Burger is one of those places where I have to be careful what time I go in there because I hate 95% of the clientele but am willing to put up with them because the food is just that good.

Jesus Christ.

Hey, but at least the food is good, right?

wow

haha that guy is just...

Things I Love
Hot chicken, your mom, Foo Fighters, Jack Daniels, Kickball, Wheel of Fortune

yeah

honestly though, wheel of fortune is good cuz it makes me feel smart.

suddenly filled with Morbsian rage

one conquest at a time...

Once again, my little group, The Fungry Foodies, was unleashed on another unsuspecting small town (this time, Pasadena) and we descended upon this teenyish restaurant off of the main drag. Once again, we ordered the entire menu (save 3 dishes, because let's face it, we're pigs, not gluttons). And once again, it was stellar night.

I loved the attentive waitress who didn't quite believe us when we did order everything; and later, I loved that the chef herself had to come out to meet the crazy group who ordered and DEVOURED all that food.

There were a few misses, like the cod fritters, which didn't taste like any fish at all and just frittery; the husbster (self-professed octopus expert) did not like the overcooked octopus; and I didn't like the crab salad atop the bread at all (the crab didn't have any particular taste at all which lead me to believe that it was either canned or frozen).

Also, they brought out dishes at a break-neck speed (perhaps they thought we were going to riot if not) so it was kinda a hectic pace the entire night, though it did slow down the last 5 or so dishes.

Despite those missteps, everything else was just fantastic--from the skirt steak done perfectly medium rare, to the anchovies, to the squid ink pasta, to the egg-topped mushrooms, to the delectable scallops. And the desserts were yum-yum too; and yes, we ordered all three.

Their wine list was quite affordable and the tempranillo we tried that night was superb as was the refreshing cinnamon-infused sangria at the beginning of our meal. And the price was absolutely accurate for the amount of food we got and the mastery of the chef. We spent about $160/couple for everything--about 26 dishes with liquor, dessert, and coffee. And the service was great.

Fantastic night; fantastic spot; fantastic Fungry Foodies strike again!

these people are monsters

lol @ Pasadena being a "small town"

fungry foodies can fuck right off imo

fuck your yelp event

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