Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

Yes! Walgreens rewards card actually regularly pays off. It's awesome.

You get big rewards if you get a flu shot, too.

bet hitler gave out flu shots too.

Getting breakfast, cereal flakes arranged in such a way that when milk is poured, it hits a big flat flake at the top of the bowl and just bounces right out and all over the counter

― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison)

(massive hotel drama x-post)
Yes! I've taken to studying the layout before I pour to find a good spot, and failing that, moving the ski-jump flake out of the way.

I use a gooseneck kettle to do my "pour over cereal" in the morning.

On our last vacation, room service showed up so quickly after ordering that I was standing naked in the middle of the room. I panicked, tucked myself between bed and wall and pulled a blanket over myself on the floor! Heh. Husband was there to open door, dude walked the tray in and put it on the bed I was hiding against.

They got me again with "the elite gymnastics thread," which I thought might be about actual gymnastics, dammit.

fking loud dude in this waiting room with his stupid bubbly girlfriend cuddling up on the chairs making loud inane giggly smalltalk
SHUT UP THIS IS NOT CHILIS THERE ARE NO MARGARITAS COMING YOUR WAY it's a waiting room be sullen stfu

OH GOOD YOUTUBE IS ASKING ME TO USE MY REAL NAME AGAIN

What the ever loving fuck I swear I am going to burn down Google.

the entire internet is now about convincing you to make it easier for people/companies/governments surveil you.

(says the guy who posts personal photos and stories to a message board)

SIGH

Why do they keep asking you? They asked me once, I said no thank you, and they left me alone. I feel so unpopular.

Maybe they think my avid consumption of animal videos makes me interesting to the NSA.

maybe they're totally hott for carl agathon

- shoes that collect tiny stones in the soles

dinner guests who arrive early and blame their unpunctuality on light traffic.

there's this good friend who likes to invite me to stuff, and I appreciate it, but he tends to be...annoying about it.

like he'll send a long, detailed text during work hours that I can't even barely unpack because I'm hella busy this week, and then less than an hour or two later, he's calling me because "he hasn't heard back from me". granted it's for an event the next day, but like...gimme a chance to read and reply, man.

people who say "hut dog" and "pupcorn".....argh!

is that an american accent thing? because i can't get my head around how that would sound

hort dorg
porp corn

haht dawg
pahp cawn

sorry, I'll stop now

ah, thanks veg

lol I actually dont know I was being silly

I hate people who give silly intentional mispronunciations to things. like this girl I waited on years ago who called water "woah-dee".

I have no idea what country you people are inferring with this hot dog popcorn business.

Or implying.

Hut dogs or

http://www.hotdougs.com/Images/HotDougslogo_medium.jpg

hot corn and pop dogs

xpost creepy cosplay

Weird, the next post I saw after posting that pic was this one

look at that hot frog

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, July 30, 2013 8:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

huot frahg

haht dahg

hoddog

that shitty faux-mexican public domain music i keep hearing in shitty faux-mexican restaurants

I wanted a bagel really badly, a chewy New York bagel with scallion cream cheese and the whole deli shebang, and that is not something you can readily find around here, so I looked up a cafe with good reviews, checked their hours, got dressed nice, biked there with my book...and it was shuttered.

people who say the same things across various social media platforms. automatic reposting of tweets in facebook is bad enough but it's worse when people take something they wrote one place and rephrase it somewhere else. like their thought is so amazing that it needs to reach as many people as possible.

also i just went to walgreens to buy almonds and while they did not give me a huge receipt, i had to punch through like 10 options on the electronic paypad before i could finish paying, including indicating two different times that i didn't want cash back. on the other hand, this walgreens sells sundresses.

why do seemingly ALL pain medicine bottles only list the recommended dosage on the inside of the label, forcing you to peel it open? isn't that arguably the most important piece of information on the entire label??!!?!?! my back hurts and i'm irrationally angry pt 2!

why is this soy sauce packet so hard to open?!? fuck!!!

Twitter needs a feature where it suspends the accounts of anyone who tweets more than three times in a seven day period about not knowing about X because they don't have a TV.

Every time I complain about twitter on this thread, I'm referring to the same person. Why do I follow this person?????

Twitter needs a feature where it suspends the accounts of anyone who tweets more than three times in a given day

3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "shit! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

OH GOOD YOUTUBE IS ASKING ME TO USE MY REAL NAME AGAIN

What the ever loving fuck I swear I am going to burn down Google.

They keep asking me, too. It's annoying.

Maybe they don't ask me b/c they think my name really is Whiskytango.

Beers that don't print the ABV % on the label

people who say the same things across various social media platforms.

the worst

additionally, those who make pronouncements about the behaviour of unnamed people like they're a god damned life expert, and fire those into every social media platform

something is beeping in our house, about once an hour, and I can't tell what it is