Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

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^^ Guilty. But man, that was my shot, not some Vesta!

pplains, Monday, 29 July 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link

when i go to the drugstore to buy a candy bar or something and the receipt that prints out is longer than my arm

โ€• congratulations (n/a), Monday, July 29, 2013 2:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cosmetics superstore Ulta is the worst for this I have ever seen. I bought ONE item and the receipt was all joking aside ten inches long.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 29 July 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link

Put any of my #nofilters up against this thing and you'll see! http://filterfakers.com/

pplains, Monday, 29 July 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link

oh i've gotten cvs receipts that have probably been a couple of feet long, no exaggeration

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link

cvs receipts are terrible. safeway can be kinda nuts too

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

cvs is terrible

mookieproof, Monday, 29 July 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

they have good sales but their coupon system is ott and their stores are depressing as hell

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

oh i've gotten cvs receipts that have probably been a couple of feet long, no exaggeration

Oh man, this is the worst. It's gotten to the point where I only use my CVS card if I know I'm getting a substantial discount by doing so.

blatant marvin jack (jaymc), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

Who ever goes to cvs when a Walgreens exists?

Jeff, Monday, 29 July 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link

There's a CVS a half-block from my office. Also two CVSes in my neighborhood closer than any Walgreens.

blatant marvin jack (jaymc), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

Oh wait, never mind. Closest drugstore is still a CVS (0.5 mi), but there's a Walgreen's and another CVS equidistant (0.7 mi) from me.

blatant marvin jack (jaymc), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

Point is: CVS is more convenient.

blatant marvin jack (jaymc), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

Big FUCK OFF to Walgreens, btw.

pplains, Monday, 29 July 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link

For personal reasons or did they do something generally evil? Because Walgreens is my jam and I refuse to go to CVS, but only because of long, protracted, frustrating battles I have had with their stupid mail order pharmacy.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 29 July 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link

I'm just mad that they wouldn't sell me Sudafed. Also the one time they said they'd page me when my order was ready and after an hour, I went to check and they said Oh, we're not going to fill it at all.

pplains, Monday, 29 July 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

And the "79ยข or 2/$1.25" nine-inch price tags can go to hell too.

pplains, Monday, 29 July 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

I like their rewards system, especially on prescriptions. Every couple of months I get enough points to get $5 off a purchase.

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

Yes! Walgreens rewards card actually regularly pays off. It's awesome.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

You get big rewards if you get a flu shot, too.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

bet hitler gave out flu shots too.

pplains, Monday, 29 July 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

Getting breakfast, cereal flakes arranged in such a way that when milk is poured, it hits a big flat flake at the top of the bowl and just bounces right out and all over the counter

โ€• ornamental cabbage (James Morrison)

(massive hotel drama x-post)
Yes! I've taken to studying the layout before I pour to find a good spot, and failing that, moving the ski-jump flake out of the way.

nickn, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link

I use a gooseneck kettle to do my "pour over cereal" in the morning.

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

On our last vacation, room service showed up so quickly after ordering that I was standing naked in the middle of the room. I panicked, tucked myself between bed and wall and pulled a blanket over myself on the floor! Heh. Husband was there to open door, dude walked the tray in and put it on the bed I was hiding against.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

They got me again with "the elite gymnastics thread," which I thought might be about actual gymnastics, dammit.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:51 (ten years ago) link

fking loud dude in this waiting room with his stupid bubbly girlfriend cuddling up on the chairs making loud inane giggly smalltalk
SHUT UP THIS IS NOT CHILIS THERE ARE NO MARGARITAS COMING YOUR WAY it's a waiting room be sullen stfu

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 29 July 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link

OH GOOD YOUTUBE IS ASKING ME TO USE MY REAL NAME AGAIN

What the ever loving fuck I swear I am going to burn down Google.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

the entire internet is now about convincing you to make it easier for people/companies/governments surveil you.

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

(says the guy who posts personal photos and stories to a message board)

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

SIGH

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link

Why do they keep asking you? They asked me once, I said no thank you, and they left me alone. I feel so unpopular.

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link

Maybe they think my avid consumption of animal videos makes me interesting to the NSA.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link

maybe they're totally hott for carl agathon

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

- shoes that collect tiny stones in the soles

dinosaur coach, fitness clown & scientific cowboy (onimo), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 11:07 (ten years ago) link

dinner guests who arrive early and blame their unpunctuality on light traffic.

estela, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 11:20 (ten years ago) link

there's this good friend who likes to invite me to stuff, and I appreciate it, but he tends to be...annoying about it.

like he'll send a long, detailed text during work hours that I can't even barely unpack because I'm hella busy this week, and then less than an hour or two later, he's calling me because "he hasn't heard back from me". granted it's for an event the next day, but like...gimme a chance to read and reply, man.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link

people who say "hut dog" and "pupcorn".....argh!

Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

is that an american accent thing? because i can't get my head around how that would sound

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link

hort dorg
porp corn

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:50 (ten years ago) link

haht dawg
pahp cawn

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link

sorry, I'll stop now

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link

ah, thanks veg

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link

lol I actually dont know I was being silly

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:52 (ten years ago) link

I hate people who give silly intentional mispronunciations to things. like this girl I waited on years ago who called water "woah-dee".

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link

I have no idea what country you people are inferring with this hot dog popcorn business.

pplains, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link

Or implying.

pplains, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link

Hut dogs or

http://www.hotdougs.com/Images/HotDougslogo_medium.jpg

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link

hot corn and pop dogs

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link

xpost creepy cosplay

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link

Weird, the next post I saw after posting that pic was this one

look at that hot frog

โ€• BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, July 30, 2013 8:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

huot frahg

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link


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