Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

i think i know what the weird taste is

australians are having moods today

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ass moods

Ass pipes ass pipes
Whatchoo gonna do
Whatchoo gonna do when they pipe on you

That filter is too slow, I just drink pure tap.

When you're in a hotel, and housekeeping merely knocks, without saying 'housekeeping' or anything, and then without leaving even a moment to respond, attempts to walk in.

like...is the cursory 3-4 second pause in which I could offer a "please come back in an hour" or "ok" too long to wait?

Oh god, the number of times I've actually had to run and hide from overeager housekeeping because a simple "no thanks" is apparently too confusing. Two, that is the number of times.

I basically never want housekeeping to enter my room, maybe only once per hotel stay. I tell them this upfront and they still try and do it.

Last two places had signs saying "if you want fresh towels leave them on the floor, otherwise hang them on the rails". Great, now how should I indicate I don't need my bed made every day either?

place a drawing of the dude from Trainspotting in the middle of it

Are you putting the do not disturb sign on your doorknob? They're supposed to skip your room if that sign is there and come back to it later (if you ever take it down).

Some hotels have cards you can put on your bed telling housekeeping that they needn't change the sheets, but they will still make the bed.

I usually put the sign on my doorknob, but sometimes I forget. and sometimes they come really early. it wasn't even 9 am this morning. lord!

I had the double bolt locked tho so they couldn't get in.

yeah the do not disturb hanger has been around for like hundreds of years where you been ledge

then they call you and ask you "when can we changes yr sheets" and Louis CK gets angry

I put the sign out as soon as I get in my room and leave it up for the entirety of my visit. Sometimes it falls off though, sometimes it is completely ignored, and then sometimes they call you asking "ARE YOU SURE YOU DON"T WANT HOUSEKEEPING".

I usually am cool w/out it but I felt bad on my recent Baltimore trip as I got blood on the sheets (mosh pit injury not properly bandaged plus drunken stumbling).

Having someone come in and make the bed and straighten your room and bring you fresh towels PRN is like the heigh of luxury. You're all weird and filthy.

Weird and filthy and cuddly, damn it.

usually I'm fine w/out it because my average trip is 1-2 days. if I'm vacationing for a week, damn straight I'm having housekeeping

yeah I love housekeeping fairies. i don't like them waking me up but in general A+

most of my trips are business trips tho so often I'm out of the room before they even show up.

yeah the do not disturb hanger has been around for like hundreds of years where you been ledge

budget euro hotels unfamiliar with these advanced new world customs.

scrawl "NO FUKKING HOUSEKEEPING" on the outside of the door, in blood.

I remember that in Costa Rica the hangers say "Por Favor, No Me Moleste" -- do they say that in Spain too?

I usually am cool w/out it but I felt bad on my recent Baltimore trip as I got blood on the sheets (mosh pit injury not properly bandaged plus drunken stumbling).

I felt like a monster when I let housekeeping change my sheets that had stains from the Snickers bar I'd eaten in bed while drunk the night before. There should be a sign that says, It's just chocolate.

They then leave a similar sign that says "Whatever"

"10 hail marys and an our father. Is that what you want us to say?"

Scariest part of The Wall is that first scene where housekeeping comes down the hall with the vacuum and knocks on Pink's door.

I hope you USA-ians with soiled sheets left your housekeepers a nice tip when you checked out.

I assume that housekeeping tips are not done in other countries?

when i go to the drugstore to buy a candy bar or something and the receipt that prints out is longer than my arm

The #nofilter tag on Instagram.

^^ Guilty. But man, that was my shot, not some Vesta!

when i go to the drugstore to buy a candy bar or something and the receipt that prints out is longer than my arm

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, July 29, 2013 2:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cosmetics superstore Ulta is the worst for this I have ever seen. I bought ONE item and the receipt was all joking aside ten inches long.

Put any of my #nofilters up against this thing and you'll see! http://filterfakers.com/

oh i've gotten cvs receipts that have probably been a couple of feet long, no exaggeration

cvs receipts are terrible. safeway can be kinda nuts too

cvs is terrible

they have good sales but their coupon system is ott and their stores are depressing as hell

oh i've gotten cvs receipts that have probably been a couple of feet long, no exaggeration

Oh man, this is the worst. It's gotten to the point where I only use my CVS card if I know I'm getting a substantial discount by doing so.

Who ever goes to cvs when a Walgreens exists?

There's a CVS a half-block from my office. Also two CVSes in my neighborhood closer than any Walgreens.

Oh wait, never mind. Closest drugstore is still a CVS (0.5 mi), but there's a Walgreen's and another CVS equidistant (0.7 mi) from me.

Point is: CVS is more convenient.

Big FUCK OFF to Walgreens, btw.

For personal reasons or did they do something generally evil? Because Walgreens is my jam and I refuse to go to CVS, but only because of long, protracted, frustrating battles I have had with their stupid mail order pharmacy.

I'm just mad that they wouldn't sell me Sudafed. Also the one time they said they'd page me when my order was ready and after an hour, I went to check and they said Oh, we're not going to fill it at all.

And the "79¢ or 2/$1.25" nine-inch price tags can go to hell too.

I like their rewards system, especially on prescriptions. Every couple of months I get enough points to get $5 off a purchase.

Yes! Walgreens rewards card actually regularly pays off. It's awesome.